Hiya guys!

Life as a member of the Companions involves lots of bravery and dangerous contracts. However there can also be some boring downtime. Thankfully, the nightlife in Whiterun is famed throughout Skyrim!

Mai is certainly no fan of noise and booze, but her best friend Ysolda definitely enjoys the occasional wild night on the town. However sometimes these can get a little too wild...

Double Dating

Part 1

Hulda: "Can I get you ladies another drink?"

Mai: "I better not. I'm already starting to feel a little woozy!"

Hulda: "But you've only had one...!"

Ysolda: "Mai doesn't drink very often. You wouldn't believe how much I had to twist her arm to get her to come in here. She needs to learn how to relax and enjoy herself!"

Oluf: "Where is that idiot Doolin? I hope he is having more luck finding suitable 'subjects' than I am."

Oluf: "Wait a second.....do my eyes deceive me?! I think we have a winner!"

Oluf: "There you are Doolin. We can call off the search. I think i've found a couple of perfect candidates!"

Part 2

Hulda: "Hey girls, I dunno if you've noticed but there is a pair of guys over to the right staring at you for the past few minutes..."

Ysolda: "Yes! This is just so perfect - some male attention is just what you need Mai!"

Mai: "I dunno about this...I'm not really in the mood to talk to a bunch of strangers..."

Ysolda: "Hold it right there missy! You agreed to come out tonight and have fun - and fun is what we are going to have! Don't spoil it for me."

Mai: "Okay okay...So what do you want to do?"

Ysolda: "We need to get these guys to come over. You're the naked one - wiggle your butt...or make your boobs bounce. Guys go nuts for that!"

Mai: "Okay I'm totally not doing any of THAT! Let me try something a little more subtle..."

Oluf: "Hey....check it out! That naked girl is winking at us!"

Oluf: "Ha! And to think I had imagined this whole business was going to be difficult!"

Doolin: "Stay focused. Let's just get this over with as quickly and cleanly as possible. We don't have much time."

Mai: "Okay okay okay - they're coming over! You take it from here."

Ysolda: "No way! We're a team. Relax Mai, this is going to be great."

Oluf: "Good evening ladies. My name is Oluf and this is Doolin. May I say you are both looking ravishing tonight! I'll be honest, the young lady with no clothes on sort of caught my eye from across the bar - you don't see that everyday!"

Ysolda: "Very nice to meet you. I'm Ysolda and my naked friend here is Mai. Despite her lack of attire she is actually quite shy. Say hello Mai..."

Mai: "Um....hi guys...."

Oluf: "You know...this place is a little drab for our tastes. Would you fair maidens care to join us at our camp for some drinks and merryment?"

Mai(whispering): "I really don't think we should go, something isn't right about these guys..."

Ysolda(whispering angrily): "Mai! We are going and that is final - understood?!"

Ysolda: "We'd LOVE to join you guys! Shall we go now?"

Oluf: "Excellent. We'll run on ahead and get the camp ready. It's easy to find - just outside the city, not far from the wall."

Oluf: "Let's go Doolin. We have 'preparations' to make..."

Twenty minutes later.....

Mai: "You know, i'd like it placed on record that I think this is all a bad idea."

Ysolda: "Ever since you joined the Companions you've become such a pessimist. This will be fun - maybe we'll all have a foursome!"

Mai: "Wow, I don't even know what to say to that! There is no way I'm having sex with these guys..."

Ysolda: "Not if I can help it! I'm making it my mission to see you get screwed. I think it'll do you good!"

Ysolda: "Evening, guard. We're just heading out for a while, please open the gate."

Guard: "Bit late for a stroll, no? Be careful out there, especially you with no clothes, mam. Lookouts have been reporting unusual activity tonight."

Ysolda: "Don't worry - we're meeting friends out there. We'll be just fine."

Part 3

Mai: "Well there's the camp. But I don't see anyone down there..."

Ysolda: "Don't worry, they'll be around. Let's go!"

Ysolda: "I'm going to ask them to both have sex with you at the same time! Don't worry - I'll be there to give you moral support!

Mai: "If you don't cut that out I'll turn around right now! You are such a freak when you're drunk."

Mai: "Hmmmm, I still don't see them. This place is kinda creepy at night."

Ysolda: "Maybe this is the wrong place?"

Mai: "This is the only camp for miles around. And it's exactly where they said it'd be."

Mai: "Yssy, I hate to be the boring one - but maybe we should just go back to the city. It's dangerous out here at night."

Ysolda: "They've got to be somewhere nearby..."

Doolin: "Looking for us, girl...?"

Mai: "Ugh....I HATE being right all the time!"

Oluf: "Welcome ladies. I trust you are not too shocked upon witnessing our true forms."

Mai: "Stay behind me Ysolda - things have just gotten very bad."

Ysolda: "Um....does this mean there won't be any sex?"

Oluf: "Oh don't you worry, my pretty. There'll be plenty of sex. There'll also be a thousand lifetimes of pain and suffering! You see Doolin and I are vampires - and we need humans such as yourselves to provide for our most basic needs: blood...and flesh!"

Mai: "You'll have to get through me first. I may be un-armed - but you're about to find out why the Companions are so feared!"

Doolin: "The small one has guts. I'll enjoy breaking her spirit, AND her body!"

Mai: "Whatever happens, Ysolda, don't let them turn you..."

Oluf: "Haha - you gotta love humans. Their blood, I mean! Get them Doolin."

Sssssstckk!

Oluf: "Eh.....Doolin.........?"

Ysolda: "What's happening Mai?!"

Mai: "I don't know...stay still...."

Oluf: "Who's ther................"

Sssssstakkk!

Ysolda: "They're both DEAD!"

Mai: "There's someone else out hunting tonight...look there - on the hill."

Celann: "Dropped 'em!"

Durak: "Two shots, two kills. Nice work boy - we'll make a vampire hunter out of you yet! Now let's get down there and check on those civilians."

Ysolda: "Who are they, Mai?"

Mai: "I've no idea....but that archer.......he's AMAZING!"

Celann: "Are you ladies okay?"

Mai: "Thanks to your archery, yes! You were incredible!"

Celann: "Oh...um....it was nothing m'lady. All in a days work!"

Mai: "Really? Well my name is Mai, and y'know I'm also a highly trained warrior. Maybe we could go back to the city and put our bodies.....I mean our skills.....together?"

Celann: "Oh.....well......I'd love to....um.....go back with you....but......."

Durak: "Hey Celann, stop yapping with that drunken prostitute and let's get moving. We've got to follow the vampire's trail back to their nest."

Mai: "No no NO!!! I am NOT a prostitute. And I have had only ONE drink!"

Celann: "Sorry Mai - I gotta run. I'm sorry the vampires tore off all your clothes, but I'm glad you're unharmed. It was nice meeting you."

Mai: "Will we meet again?!"

Celann: "Seek out the Dawnguard, and our paths will cross once more. Stay safe, Mai of Whiterun!"

Mai: "I'll find you!"

Ysolda: "What a night! Mai, I'm so sorry for making you come out here. You were right. Can you forgive me?"

Mai: "I'm sorry....did you say something Yssy? Wow - what an awesome night!"