Just Too Sticky 20150928.01

The Problem

Your toon is a delicate flower. Picking through the mangled remains of dead bodies for apparel which is covered in blood, (most likely fecal matter), and then carrying it around is not the sort of thing they want to do.

The Solution

Let them use linen to clean off the blood and fecal matter from the piece of apparel.

(In fact they won't take it off the dead body unless they are carrying some linen to clean it off with. The piece of linen is made all messy in the process and your toon will lose it somewhere)

Requirements

Don't think there are any other than really hating your toon. (Actually SKSE is probably needed).

Mods Which Make It Interesting(*)

Loot & Degradation (http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/55677/?)
Temper Clothing - for Loot and Degradation(http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/68898/?)
Linen Craft (http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/21394/?)
More Believable Carry Weight (http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/48929/?)
Any mod which makes the economy more realistic
Any mod which makes running around naked a bit risky, (When paired with Loot & Degradation)

(*) Subjective obviously.