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i was thinking that for combat rape, maybe when there is a group of enemies then they would all run a train on you. like all the hostile mobs around in the area que up around you and take their turns. if possible, after they are done they would move to a location out of their aggro range or make them non hostile so they wouldnt immediately murder you mid rape.

and maybe tie this into a slavery thing and be captured as a sex slave(like in sewer slave) for the respective factions. i'm thinking that the combat rape would hurt you slightly with each rape and if there was enough people raping you, then you black out and wake up in the respective faction's location. in the vault cell for the friends, in a prison cell for the powder gangsters, in the slave pen in cotton cove for legion, maybe one of the abandoned farm houses or something for the viper gangs, and one of the rooms in the house resort for the ncr.

i'm thinking that the player would just be locked up in the cell and faction members would frequently just walk right in and rape you brutally. each rape would make you lose hunger and thirst so you would have to beg for food and water afterward to survive. each beg for food attempt may fail and they would just orally rape you and make you swallow for "food".

i'm thinking that for escape, each time someone rapes you, you would get a dialog option to try and steal something(food, water, medical supplies, or lockpicks) from your rapist as they're raping you with a medium chance of success. each attempt would slowly raise your sneaking skill by 1 or so even if you fail the attempt.

from there the player can practice on the door via dialog which slowly raises the lock pick skill. each lock pick attempt may trigger an event where someone walks in and rapes you as well. eventually the player is skilled enough to pick the lock, and they're free to sneak out of the place, naked and with only a single lock pick and that mr sandman perk(the one where u can kill people silently if they're sleeping). obviously their stuff will be in a locked box somewhere in the respective area with a bunch of rapists walking around.

i think this would be a pretty interesting mini-game like quest that would give a pretty good boost to the player's skills.

Banned for banning me for being online when I did something that I could only do when online...

banned for not synthesizing hydrazine and then using it to propel your ban hammer when you were online.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU&feature=player_embedded

Banned for thinking that would be too easy.

banned for making this hard

granted. the ipad now have better speakers....but your ears no longer works

wish you would've wished for something.

granted, nightshade wished for something, and that something was you projectile vomiting a full sized pineapple that you had somehow swallowed whole.

i wish for my ex to stfu and give me my stuff back.

Granted' date=' the cake is a fish with feet.

I wish i had more free time

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Granted, you can never fall asleep anymore, but you still feel tired.

I wish my ex would stop stalking me.

ban to create a 3x ban loop combo

banned because i have no nyan cat avatar and am not able to find a 100x100 gif version of a flying poptart cat.

banned for 2x infinite hand clapping combo

Banned for getting a boner from every thread you post in.

banned for looking at his boner in every thread

banned for register to LoversLab on 04-09-2011

Banned for doing the pencil trick!

granted. but a permanent EMP showckwave appears on the surface of earth by mysterious circumstances and all electricity ceased to exist for all eternity' date=' getting us back to the stone age.

i wish im able to move my soul to another living being by touching it or moving my soul over the air (exactly like in the movie FALLEN - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119099/ ), keeping all my memories and gaining all the experience of the new host and getting full control over the new possessed body plus I wish my soul its undestructible and unable to be captured by any mean, not like the demon on the movie.

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granted, but you accidentally transfer your soul to someone in a persistent vegetative state and the family finally decides to pull the plug.

i wish all the internet trolls would all die a horrible death and all future internet trolls would be magically aborted.

granted' date=' once the string-theory get all its pieces of strings, humans begin to develope machines to open new dimensions, unluckily the fourth dimension, wich is part of the string-theory, ended up to be the gates of hell. doom-like monsters take all over the earth and u perished during the holocoust from a missile fired by a cyber-demon.

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i wish all the advertisements from web are removed for all eternity.

since advertisements are the majority of most websites profits to keep the websites running, 99.99% of all websites available on the internet are now down. all that remains is google, which isnt useful anymore as there are no longer any websites to search for.

i wish for the ability to reach through my monitor and strangle annoying assholes on the internets.

La Seinne sang by Venessa Paradis.

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granted but it only works on fallout

i wish for unlimited wishes

Granted' date=' but you can only spend them on wishes which would end up getting yourself killed.

I wish I could also decrease local gravity, wherever I want, to compliment my current set of powers. (Increasing gravity, changing materials, human-torch-ish powers, telepathy and telekinesis)

Note that I do not wish to lose free will in the process.

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Granted, everytime you decrease gravity, the area along with all surrounding matter excluding yourself becomes completely zero gravity, absolute inertia-less, and have absolutely zero velocity relative to the universal center/origin. This causes every planet you step foot on to become free from their orbit and motionless as the entire galaxy around it rockets past you at near light speeds.

However as you arnt affected by this, you still maintain your inertia and gravity and thus remain in orbit around your local sun flying away from the planet you just stepped on. Enjoy breathing nothing for hours

I wish for a perfect copy of oblivion without causing reality to explode and implode at the same time.

granted you get a copy of oblivion that doesn't crash every ten minutes...oh and it doesn't support mods have fun

i wish i didn't have problems sleeping..

You now have no problems sleeping assuming you have sex immediately prior to sleeping. However, you can only have sex at near light-speeds. Heres a convenient link as to what would happen everytime you have sex at relativistic speeds

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I wish a a working copy of oblivion that doesnt crash ever, wont un-install itself, wont become un-responsive, playable by the user, and supports any mod(s).

granted someone buys you a live comododragon for lunch

i wish my car wasn't so...gay...

You trade in your geo metro for a grey toyota camry. Little did you know, the geo metro you traded in contained top secret mind altering technology that automatically makes the driver ultra attractive towards the opposite sex, and ultra cool towards the same sex. the insides of the geo metro was also lined with a massive amount of diamonds which you conveniently never noticed, but that doesnt matter anymore since you already traded it for a not-so-gay-looking car. also, your new car sucks and all of your close friends make fun of you for driving such a sucky car.

i wish for a copy of oblivion that doesnt crash on me every 10 minutes.

granted but while you are fishing you fall into the sea/lake/whatever and find a ring that makes your friend go insane and choke you to death

i wish for a car

you get a hot pink geo metro with neon orange flames on the sides, and you have to drive it as it is your only means of transportation.

i wish for someone to buy me lunch.

I'm having a bit of consistency issues here...

As I already got Iran down' date=' I can't *still* be pregnant, so...

Anyway, you got your wish: someONE didn't trample your garden, but someTHING did - a meteorite fell on your garden, decimating it completely. As a side effect, your house was destroyed (lucky you weren't home huh?).

Now, for my wish: I wish nyanyanyanyan would have corrupted my wishes in a consistent way.

-ThatOne

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Your timeline is now this:

Prior to the birth of the sandwitch, you are female, and you get captured and taken over to iran where you become pregnant through asexual reproduction. However, you decided to change your gender to male immediately after conception. Nine months of pregnancy later, you gave birth to your baby sandwitch through emergency c-section by a doctor.

After raising the sandwitch to age 18 as a single parent, she begins her rampage through the deserts of iran. After all is said and done, you feel bad about not raising your child to have more self control after seeing the global devastation she caused.

Upon seeing your sadness, the sandwitch feels deep regret for causing the only parent to feel such pain, and attempts some time shenanigans to go back in time. She succeeds, and goes back in time 20 years. However, the time shenanigans causes her to lose her memory.

Confused and utterly clueless of who she is or where she came from, the starts her life over and assumes the identity of ThatOne. Two years later, she gets captured and abducted to iran where she conceived through asexual reproduction thus completing the infinite time loop.

I wish for a cup of coffee >.> its waayyy too early for this.

Granted' date=' but the teleportation process alters your cell formation in a way that leaves you permanently deformed. Each new teleportation mutates you further, until you are no longer recognized as a human and get shot by the local army.

I wish I could change my gender back to male, while retaining every other attribute\power\freedom I currently have.

-ThatOne

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You changed your gender back to male, but you're still pregnant. Your pregnancy becomes an ectopic pregnancy and makes you bed ridden for 9 months until the birth of your baby sandwitch. Obviously, the doctors have to perform a c-section to remove the baby during child birth. you did say every other attribute.

i wish someone didnt trample my garden yesterday

Granted' date=' but the Genie decided to make your words reality and now you really have the creativity of a dead stump. You will never think an original thought again (as in, you'll never think of something someone else hasn't already told you about before).

I wish there was a sandwitch (yes, with a "t") in Iran.

-ThatOne

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You are captured and forced to give birth to a sandwitch in iran. after having to raise the child to age on your own as a single parent, the sandwitch begins a rampage all across iran turning all of the sand in the deserts into a giant beautiful crystalline forest filled with intricate glass and quarts cave networks.

Unfortunately, the glass structure formed from the very bedrock of the entire country is now extremely brittle, and all of the oil deposits underneath iran ruptures and covers the entire surface of iran with the entirety of the country's crude oil deposit. In doing so, the added weight on the surface along with the lower underground pressure causes the entire crystalline forest to collapse causing large formations of quarts to strike each other at tremendous pressures causing a piezoelectric effect.

the quarts generate a massive spark from this effect and ignite the now surface oil fields consuming the entire country of iran into a sea of flame. to make things worst, the dense smoke from the flames rise up into the atmosphere generating a massive cloud covering that blocks out most of the sun's rays.

the sandwitch, in horror of the consequences of her actions, attempts to use all of the surrounding deserts' sand to smother out the sea of flame that was once iran. however, due to the extreme heat generated, the smoke and heat scatters the sand and creates a massive fire and sand storm. the intense heat, and friction generates an extreme amount of static electricity causing all of your clothing to permanently cling together for all of eternity

after the fires subsided, the entirety of iran along with all of its neighboring countries is transformed into a beautiful sea obsidian laced with prismatic swirls of glass.

after all is said and done, you feel bad about not raising your sandwitch to be more careful with her powers.

Woha!! I caused all of that, and you tell me I feel bad? The entire point was for something to blow Iran.

I have a "minor" issue with that country's... Policies, shall we say? Anyway, I'm pretty happy with the conclusion except that....

I'm male, ergo I can't give birth.

Anyway, on-topic:

You suddenly feel inspired and have a great idea for a wish!.. Except that your free will is now stripped away, and you cannot wish for yourself anymore (so no, you can't wish it).

I wish nyanyanyanyan would have found and wrote different reason for the sandwitch's appearance in Iran, one which does not include me being impregnated\sodomized in any way.

Yeah, you can burn\kill me, I don't mind. I'll be happy to take all those extreme Muslims with me to the grave (it's a bit hard not to hold a grudge after your friend gets killed by a bomb, y'know?).

We all die in the end, if we can save those we love from a premature and painful death then I don't think that's bad.

-ThatOne

Granted, you are now female, and you gave birth to the sandwitch through asexual reproduction.

and you feel bad due to the global devastation caused by the massive fires, possibly leading the world to the next ice age.

i wish i can find my cellphone lol.

Granted' date=' but the Genie decided to make your words reality and now you really have the creativity of a dead stump. You will never think an original thought again (as in, you'll never think of something someone else hasn't already told you about before).

I wish there was a sandwitch (yes, with a "t") in Iran.

-ThatOne

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You are captured and forced to give birth to a sandwitch in iran. after having to raise the child to age on your own as a single parent, the sandwitch begins a rampage all across iran turning all of the sand in the deserts into a giant beautiful crystalline forest filled with intricate glass and quarts cave networks.

Unfortunately, the glass structure formed from the very bedrock of the entire country is now extremely brittle, and all of the oil deposits underneath iran ruptures and covers the entire surface of iran with the entirety of the country's crude oil deposit. In doing so, the added weight on the surface along with the lower underground pressure causes the entire crystalline forest to collapse causing large formations of quarts to strike each other at tremendous pressures causing a piezoelectric effect.

the quarts generate a massive spark from this effect and ignite the now surface oil fields consuming the entire country of iran into a sea of flame. to make things worst, the dense smoke from the flames rise up into the atmosphere generating a massive cloud covering that blocks out most of the sun's rays.

the sandwitch, in horror of the consequences of her actions, attempts to use all of the surrounding deserts' sand to smother out the sea of flame that was once iran. however, due to the extreme heat generated, the smoke and heat scatters the sand and creates a massive fire and sand storm. the intense heat, and friction generates an extreme amount of static electricity causing all of your clothing to permanently cling together for all of eternity

after the fires subsided, the entirety of iran along with all of its neighboring countries is transformed into a beautiful sea obsidian laced with prismatic swirls of glass.

after all is said and done, you feel bad about not raising your sandwitch to be more careful with her powers.

i wish for my fallout:new vegas game would not crash or become non-responsive, ever.

Granted' date=' but as soon as you get those powers, you are catapulted 200 years into the future where every aspect of life is already tightly regulated and controlled by sentient machines.

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They cannot, in any way, harm humanity as a result of the 3 laws (which, have no loophole whatsoever: rule 0 is in full effect). However, never-the-less, they are in control. Humans are reduced to mindless, slobbering, pleasure seeking drones as all aspects of their life are made "easier" by the machines.

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Furthermore, they see a creative, thinking human like yourself as a potential threat to this utopia. They invite you to a grand reception feast, which you literally cannot refuse. In the event that you cannot be convinced, they will bind you. They reason that, as they are the sole producers of food in the world, to refuse them will bring you indirect harm (and rule 1 overrides rule 2).

In any event, after a large meal, or after a forced feeding, both of which involve pleasure inducing narcotics without side effects, you are cleaned, given comfortable clothes, and taken to one of many pleasure rooms. There, a virtual harem awaits you. Your every need is catered to by the robots, and you are satisfied to the point of insanity. Your life is now pointless and slovenly, but you no longer care. In fact, the robots flood your mind with so much pleasure that you feel neither a tinge of emptiness nor an iota of helplessness. You will never be able to use your new-found powers.

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Ok! My turn! I wish that I had complete control over my actions. I.E. I can go without sleep forever without negative consequences just by willing it. Or, I could eat 100 lbs of meat without blowing up just by willing it. Or, I can win any battle just by willing it.

In short... I wish I could be the main character of a shonen manga!

Granted, however, you lose free will in the process. Good luck using your powers, now.

I wish I could locally increase gravity, so that I can pull my supernova back together into an astral body, so that I can transform it back to my own body. Obviously, I want to retain free will, and my current powers (Mind-blowing telepathy (Oh yeah, I went there), feeble telekinesis, setting myself on fire, without getting hurt, and transformation to every material I want, at will).

You now have the power to only increase gravity, however in doing so you altered the orbit of the planet causing it to go into an inward spiral towards the local sun, the moon is also affected in this process and crashes into the planet thus shattering the crust which causes a massive lava tsunami earthquake dust storm combo that devastates the planet.

inside your body however, the specific gravity within you increases uncontrollably thus causing you to become denser and denser until you collapse within yourself into the size of a pea.

I wish for to be able to always have access to a steady, reliable, and fast internet connection that is up-to-date in quality comparable to the time i am currently in.

Granted' date=' it's a shame you didn't ask for control of those powers as you go supernova within the first second of activating them, and all that's left is a pile of ashes.

I wish I could control nature like the breath From Dust.

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You now have control of nature powers, but every time you use it you get transported to soviet russia. in soviet russia, NATURE CONTROLS YOU!!!

I wish could read and fully comprehend anything by just touching it.

i wish i had total control over my pet turtle and my soul

Granted' date=' but in gaining control of your turtle and soul, you lose all control of your body and mind, then spend the rest of your days in an insane asylum for doing things you had no control over

My wish, to live in the world of a modded Oblivion for a while =P

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Granted, but like the person who asked such a thing before, you too, get raped continuously by beggars and guards, not to forget dogs, mudcrabs and horses.

I wish for telekinesis, while still having my current abilities. I'll just remove these ropes that way, then.

You now have telekinesis, but its not powerful enough to do much besides pick up items less than 1 gram in mass, and you're only able to move it at a speed slower than 1 meter per hour.

I wish i could keep all of my memories and brain functions while transforming myself into any mammal of any size i choose.