Jordan

Man after reading this I shit myself since I usually have a tab open there to look at top files got more and more worried as I read and then was instantly relieved that I use AdBlock and NoScript when I read your post. ^^

Also, on the topic of this thread...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrQVFZx7XX4

Couldn't help myself :3

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/53896/?

...Well then.

Also better to let it out here than make countless threads every time something stupid happens on the Nexus

If you made a thread every time something stupid happened on the Nexus I'm pretty sure the universe would implode due to infinite threads being created in a finite universe :L

 

Also, I can never get enough of this. http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/9279/?

This was probably spammed a few times, but I cannot get enough of it. This mod...on moralfag Nexus Time to delete my browser history again. Because I am such a saint.

How does that even survive over there?

I'm astounded it's still up.

Dafuq? This stays up but a mod adding female dragons with optional boobs and unique powers gets openly bashed and taken down?

I'm very confused.

 

I'm gonna quote you to you

"Rule #1 of Nexus Moderating: There are no rules.

 Rule #2 of Nexus Moderating: The rules are whatever you want them to be.

 Rule #3 of Nexus Moderating: That last rule is the only rule.

 Rule #4 of Nexus Moderating: But it's still arbitrary and directly dependent on how far up your ass you shoved the cactus."

All the moderators are probably bronies and as such have vowed to protect the horse mods. Whereas a dragon with bewbs, that's just wrong!

"PLEASE READ:

I do have a diferent opinion about magic, for me its rituals, long preparations, etc. I grow up on books like Conan and Lord of the Rings, where magic is more realistic, away closer to real world."

 

 

Magic.. more realistic, closer to the real world.

 

Not sure what this guy is smoking, but i want it too.

 

Again, just CK numbers..

Also, pretty sure Gandalf just pulls his magic out of his ass, I mean sure, he's a demi-god, but still.

 

The Uchiha Clan mod has Kamui.

Means it has teleportation from anywhere to anywhere else, AND a home you can teleport to at any time and trap people in for funsies.

 

Remind me not to visit you

 

It's sad that hey have to validate uploading a piece of shit by so blatantly lying about something so stupid.

Just upload your crappy mod and fuck off, goddamn.

 

Or, y'know, they could just not upload it at all, that'd be great.

That way I wouldn't have to actually look for mods in the mess of files but could focus on good mods looking through a mess of mods.

I don't know if that makes sense, sometimes I can't even Engrish

 

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/57295/?

Greatest mod ever. Everyone should replace Racemenu and ECE with this!

"Friend requested it, so she got it. If enough people ask I can make it playable by all races, but for right now, its just for my friend and she only needs it for her Imperial character, so. "

But... you can...... attach...... PMs....... what?

 

Not to mention that his/her friend could have simply did it in ECE/RaceMenu herself like the one commenter suggested.

But that would make far too much sense for the users of Potato Nexus (The potatoes in question being their servers)

 

 

http://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/topic/2024424-michelito101-banned/

 

Wasn't pissed until I saw the "potential skyrim pirate" part.

Go fuck yourself micalov I hope there's a gas explosion at your house.

 

Blame it on D0. He hired Micalov.

 

Blame it on Germany. They hired Hitler.

 

Not saying D0rky is innocent here but Micalov is a dick all on his own.

 

Well played.

Also, how can you ban people for 'potential piracy'? That's like the government rounding people up because they might commit murder at some point in their lives :/

Here's something interesting, i actually wonder why this wasn't part of the game in the first place. http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/57239

Because 12 year olds on Xbox 360s don't understand the concept of tax, like as not O_o

Damn, I see that mod isn't exactly age descriminate...and I thought LL was brutal.

Still getting it, just...damn.

Haha, welcome to CK II

I haven't used any mods for CK II but I still remember my first game after I'd learned what I was doing, I ended up being murdered by my own daughters because I had killed like 3 of my sons (who were like 10, 5 and 1) in order to keep my empire together (Damn Gavelkind succession) after which I basically sold them off to some like Mongolian cheiftan guy because they were next in line and I didn't want them anywhere near me (Now playing as the son I didn't murder)

um, no, no it is not.... I don't understand how they keep having issues. 

Maybe they use the same servers (Or lack thereof) that the Nexus uses? o_O

 

 

I bet if on startup LL mentioned the Tiananmen square massacre they would drop the sales asap.

Then this site would be banned forever in China.

 

Some chinese do that bad thing. But not all.

 

I'm a Chinese modder. I made many useful mods for Oblivion.

http://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/users/2284157/?tb=mods&pUp=1

 

Do you hope I'm banned?

 

That whole idea is terrible anyway and I'm sure Ashal wouldn't even consider doing something like that.

There's just a bunch of people in this thread throwing out random things without even thinking what they're typing (Or at least it seems that way to me)

Couldn't you actually put the information in the mod? That way people who do buy it will at least realise they got ripped off and kick up a fuss on his site and demand refunds etc.

And as for Bethesda, as most people have said the less they know about this site the better, to be honest, especially if there's gonna be law suits surrounding it because someone will find out and claim that Bethesda is defending the adult mods and they'll try to distance themselves from it, possibly asking the guys to stop working on SL altogether

Yippi ki yay, motherfucker - John McClane

 

*snip*

It's almost as if you expect the Nexus servers to work or something... :L

 

Well, I can hope can't I? :c

 

*snip*

I just realized they're using a website to do it for them and not licensed software to do it instead.

D0rky always knows to pull out all the stops and cheap out no matter what.

 

Normally I'd say yes, but honestly it's the Nexus; don't get your hopes up and you'll never be disappointed.

Also, yeah, how else would he pay for the holidays he brags about in what seems like every other announcement

"This file is currently being scanned for viruses, it should be available for download in a few minutes." 

It was uploaded six hours ago, dude.

What the flying fuck?

It's only 12mb.

It's almost as if you expect the Nexus servers to work or something... :L

What the fuck did I just read? :L

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?

SOMEWHAT RELEVANT?!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjQZBJIJI3k

 

 

That all depends on someone's connection, not just servers. And if this is coming from a nexus premium member, I'd hope so. Otherwise you are just throwing dollars into the wrong hands. Throw them this way instead. That way we can rent servers here and your time will be more worthwhile than a no handed hooker giving you air job.

On Nexus i get full 1mb when downloading on non-premium

on this site i struggle for a minute to download a 300kb file.

 

Okay, and you use the servers on a regular basis, right? Considering even Dark0ne has had to repeatedly acknowledge there's a huge elephant in the room, this anecdote of yours goes a long way in restoring my faith in faeries and mermaids. 

 

Yeah, I'm at 23kb/s right now :/ 

Although in reading pages 60-69 of this thread all my downloads actually finished and I didn't even notice :L

Edit: On Nexus, that is

Im still on the internet speed of darkages

 

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Funny thing is i got a very high end PC but crappy internet hehe

Yeah, I'd kill somebody with a spoon for that internet :/

I'm English but let's be honest here - we're gonna have a bad time

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwmmv9r1oE

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sTQ0QdkN3Q

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GqD08-Exa8

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIvSXocE6YY

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATIVuynOPTM

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqjY7Wy0veU

I guess that'd give you a decent idea of what I like, in no particular order

What do you wanna do about the Nexus? Nothing? You're damn right nothing, because nothing needs to be done. It's falling apart on its own. All you need to do is not pay membership fees and make sure to use AdBlock while you're over there to make sure they don't get a penny out of you. Other than that, antagonizing them in the forums isn't gonna do anything and it'll only serve to keep their fanboys on their side, there's a reason my username over ther is 'DLandLeave'

The only hope I hold out for this game is that I hear private servers will be possible, and hopefully with those we'll be able to host modded servers ( A la DayZ, for lack of a better example) and there we'll be able to play in peace with our mods and without hundreds of other players bothering us.

 

I think mounting a horse would be impossible as a mermaid, so disable it?

 

and lastly, we'll need animations, for turning around.

 

You could always ride sidesaddle, since getting around seems like enough of a pain in the ass as it is without any legs, (I have no idea if it's possible, but it seems likely; take the vanilla animation, twist the body around and put the 'legs' together)