Chaos63

  Did you not hear? Hitting on a woman is now classified rape as well, by modern feminist standards. So called "eye rape", as I've heard. It only applies if you're white and straight, of course.

  God, this pisses me off. Some people just need to be burned.  

The world.

I have to say, the graphics look less than impressive. They look about as good a Witcher 2 did, but definitely not competitive with today's new gen standards. That being said, I hope the story is good enough to overshadow this.

These are far too masturbatory, it's hard to play the game normally anymore. Hah, "hard to play"...

Any idea why Woohooer would fail to apply the woohoo buff for teen/adult? The "apply buff after woohoo" toggle doesn't seem to work.

Damn, importing a Keep save will require Origin after all. Guess I'll have to wait until it's cracked.   edit: lol found this floating around, guess it might be considered a spoiler

Damn, Koi Kaze was so realistic I almost dropped it. I guess I prefer my wincest in a more butterflies and rainbows kind of way...how embarrassing.

  I would also wonder what exactly does "gaming journalist" entail. Does it include that fat fuck on youtube with a livejournal who does reviews and has a couple hundred thousand subscribers, or is the title only reserved to people who have some sort of licence and are on the take from giants like EA? It's kinda hard to figure who's genuine when something as simple as giving an opinion on a video game starts getting called a "profession".  

  Do yourself a favor, don't judge a game by reviews from shitholes like metacritic and IGN, or anywhere else on the net for that matter. Opinions are like assholes everybody has them and video game rewiever's are always full of shit. Watch gameplay and story videos on youtube instead, and decide for yourself whether you want it or not.

  They confirmed Warden's story is done way back in early production, when people were still asking who will be main character. He will definitely be part of the fighting somewhere, but I doubt it will be with the Inquisition. There was also a cameo of Morrigan standing alongside somebody with a full-face helmet that people assumed was him, but it was revealed to be the Inquisitor instead. Abour Varric, in all honesty he looks like somebody broke his nose.  

I hope they don't give the Warden any cameos. Don't care what they do with Hawke, just don't fuck up the Warden's story.

  Put up your fists and give them a proper beatdown. It's almost as fun as sex.

Vic Mackey wannabe

Doesn't help much that the story has more plot holes than a fishnet, just putting it out there...

It's happened once before. Just addblock and noscript until we get the green light.

Damn, my PC won't be anywhere near able to run this bitch. Thankfully, this is one of those rare games I deem worthy of getting an upgrade for.

I just checked it out. It's worse than one hundred Hitlers. Unless they get an actual save import feature somewhere down the line, Bioware can kiss me and my money right in the ass.

  Nah, it won't be that bad. I'll kill Anders, give the whore to the Arishok, and refuse to give the elven thing to the elf so she can't kill her clan(lol this is an actual renegade option). It might even be fun, now that I think about it.  

Christ, I'm gonna have to drudge through the disaster that is Dragon Age 2 to get my savefile before I can do this thing. Playing a qunari better be worth the trouble.

Thinking of downloading Koi Kaze. Speaking of incest, did any good brother/sister titles come out in the last couple years? I've been away from anime pretty much since Oreimo hit the stores...

  Got an old-ass Honda myself. She ain't the fastest one in the bunch, but I try to ride her every day. Nothing sadder than seeing somebody tow their bike to a rally, brings a tear to the eye...  

Reality check: actual gamers don't give a shit about any of this. Most folks who sign off on this are those two-hours-a-week types. Owning a motorcycle doesn't make you a biker, voting doesn't make you a politician, and finishing Super Mario doesn't make you a gamer. Period.

Double wrapped bread, seriously? Why don't you slap on some armor while you're at it?