Jezzerat

Fortunately I didn't miss the option for someone to be an asshole.

I was looking for something to replace SexLab Submit, and so far, this is exactly what I was looking for.  The only thing I like better about Submit is that it gives you the option to ask potential partner(s) to follow you to someplace private before starting the scene, which makes more sense in a role-playing way to me. Is there any chance that kind of functionality can be added in an update? Or is that option already in here somewhere and I just haven't found it? Oh, also, I used TES5Edit to merge my schlong files from SoS into a single file, but Eager NPCs reads this as not having any schlong files installed. Is there any way to get it to recognize the merged file?

If you're using Sexlab, K toggles between active NPCs in an animation, but I don't know if that translates to SoS functionality.  You could use SexLab's animation editor to adjust the schlong angles manually.

"As you can see..." I see a black blob, a shadowy brick wall, and a candle. And HDT body files that change the male body are probably going to conflict with this mod by altering the collision. The mod I had installed literally made the testicles look like they were trying to flee from the body at all times.

I'm going to say with 100% certainty here that that wasn't SOS's fault.

It was the HDT Body - SOS Full from the "Optional Files" section.

Weird, it's almost like people just skip right over the Troubleshooting section on the main page.

I was having issues with out-of-control schlongs, but it turns out I had the SOS support files from HDT Bounce and Jiggles installed. Once I uninstalled them, my schlongs started behaving.

*downloads and installs a mod without reading a single word of the instructions* "OMG, THIS MODD BROEKN!!!!"

Wrye Bash will both load faster and show you all problem mods at once, instead of reaching the first problem mod and stopping. Just load up Wrye Bash, and every mod that's missing a dependency will have a red check box. (Not orange; orange just means masters are in a different order than the mod is expecting).

  Jesus Christ, people.

  Oh God, just stop. This mod isn't broken, you are. Go away already, like you promised.

  And on that day you still won't get it to work because you are clearly incapable of following instructions or admitting when you're wrong.

That sounds like an issue with NMM, not SOS, but I'm still on .56 of NMM, so can't confirm. Anyone else do .60?

  Then take your rude self elsewhere and don't download it.

That doesn't mean something's wrong with SOS. It means something in your game is causing a crash when SOS is added to the mix, otherwise everyone would be getting CTDs.

It's already "fully operational." If you want it to fit your special snowflake needs, you'll need to get addons, which have been thoughtfully provided to you. 

  You must be using the slightly older version of SoS that doesn't take up the 52 Slot. B3lisario made that version after someone complained that they couldn't equip 52-slot armor and a schlong at the same time. Unfortunately, the schlong-poking-out bug occurs fairly frequently with that version. He reverted back to the 52-slot version of SoS in the last update.

Here's a wacky idea: use the newer Racemenu.

  I use Urshi's Fine Face Textures with DCE's normal maps, and Urshi's Smooth Body Normals, SOS version, with the SOS body hair. Install SOS with whatever option you want, then let Smooth Body overwrite.  Then install Fine Face Textures. If you want the more detailed look of DCE, then let it overwrite FFT. You should end up with no obvious neck seam, and still have your DCE look.

  Look up FemFeet Redesigned. It has an SoS option that's also compatible with Urshi's Smooth Male Body Normals.

  Yeah, it's so weird to see a Skyrim body mod with somewhat exaggerated and sexualized proportions. Have you just never looked at the female body mods out there?

  By not touching anything. That's the default setting.

  Yes, I think so. As long as the custom race uses an SoS compatible skeleton. You can turn off specific races with the MCM.