The green fairy lay spilled on the carpet, the lucid dreams of last night slowly fade from Jacks head. Drinking too much to walk to bed again, just another night spent on the couch. Life sure didn't turn out the way Jack thought it would. Jack gets up and picks the glass up out of the carpet and puts it in the box of food left over from last night. Funny I don't even remember ordering food. Walking into the kitchen Jack sees the disabled maid standing where he left it from the rescue of the cat. Putting the food box in the garbage Jack walks into the laundry room and looks at the bot. The amber light is flashing crash code and out of space. Jack gets his tablet and connects to the bot and pulls the crash dump off the internal storage. After clearing up the needed space Jack reset the bot. The maids speech is better, the face is in sync. Good lord you would think these things could go more that 3 days without a reboot. Perhaps the fucking programmer should learn how to police the temp files from the operating system. As the bot starts to learn its surroundings it goes back to the laundry and doesn't try to wash the cat when it jumps back into the now empty hamper. Stupid bot, no better yet stupid developer. No one should cut corners to the point where life could be lost. FML