Kamen Rider Kuuga

Rikku got caught by a giant;  

Mauhulakh's new plaything, part 2; I actually think there's gonna be a part three...  

Mauhulakh's new plaything, part 1... because I'm tired. Part 2 will come later today. I think.  

Meido Ayane story time of too long for me to be assed to proof read;  

We already had a multiplayer TES game and it was called Battlespire. It was a massive piece of shit.   Why anybody wanted more of that is beyond me. But then why anybody would want a fucking MMO of TES is further beyond me. Really, why anybody wants an MMO of any single player game series is a mystery that will always elude me.

Bath time with a shy, towel wearing Leifang;

I'm not sure which scares me more; that somebody actually animated this or the fact that he somehow kept the recordings for 30 years.

I think it's time for a little Serana and Valerica...  

Of course they still have a cash shop so you can get EXP boosts and other shit to make your friends look like TOTAL NUBZ LOLZZZZZZZZ.   Because why not pay 60 USD for a game and then pay them more money in a fucking cash shop.

1) Valerica is mai waifu, no matter what the game says. 2) Actually, all married women belong to my character and I have the pile of corpses to prove it. 3) I've never met an elf I didn't shoot in the face with an automatic weapon. 4) I run around on the rooftops of the cities at night wearing Guyver armor and play Batman. 5) I kill every Stormcloak that isn't one of my married waifus. 6) I never use followers for actual combat, they're all sex slaves. 7) I don't adopt the children in the orphanage, they all die along with Grelod. 8) All children are shot to death for annoying me. 9) All guards are shot to death for saying THAT STUPID FUCKING MEME. 10) I never let dragons free in Skyrim anymore. They're boring. 11) Every time Serana opens her mouth, I beat her with a warhammer. Bitch has yet to fucking learn, but I don't complain. I just hit her harder. 12) The Skaal calling me friend doesn't change the fact that I use the console to send Draugr after them.

So this is just a case of people railing against a "big evil company" because some nobody indie dev cries about the "big evil company" protecting their copyright. Oh no, the world is ending because some no name putz cannot make a shitty mobile game with a trademarked word in the title! We must gnash our teeth and proclaim to never buy anything from the "big evil company" that may have stopped yet another worthless, abandoned in three months piece of mobile trash from coming out.   I laugh at people tossing around bullying in regards to this, by the way. Bunch of armchair wannabe journalists spewing bullshit just to get that mighty quarter of a cent from a click.

Monstrously massive mammaries;     Rikku lost a fight with Orcs... and they made her pay for her failure;  

Women have teeth in their vagina. They desire to mate simply to bite off your penis and consume it to give themselves power.   Don't do it.

The buxom wench finally living up to her name;  

Well hey, they have to train them to be future AV actresses at an early age.

Suppa busty ninja;  

Ingun Black-Briar: super busty sex slave.  

So that new DBZ movie where Frieza is wished back to life. How in THE FUCK is this supposed to work, especially since it takes place after Battle of Gods? I mean, remember when in Fusion Reborn, where base form teen Gohan took him out in one shot him? Yeah, that would be the case, only this time it would be Goten or something stupid doing it.   Then there's the fact that he was dead for well over a decade at this point; the dragon balls wouldn't work on him!

I figured it would be like the .hack games. But it's really focused on the whole dating sim and harem shit,

So I bought the digital only version of Sword Art Online: Hollow Fragment for the Vita (which has a shit English translation from Taiwan; don't fucking do it, especially since they didn't even bother to go in and try to fix anything when putting it on the North American PSN) and it acts like I should have seen the anime and/or read some of the novels, because it doesn't fucking explain ANYTHING in regards to these characters.   So it seems now I gotta add SAO to my list of anime I need to watch.

Yes, Bleach is aimed at children. Just like Dragon Ball and Naruto. Doesn't matter if there's tits and all that, it's still shōnen and thus aimed at boys starting in elementary school.

So it seems as though Toriyama cannot keep himself from spewing stupid shit in regards to Dragon Ball. I mean, the man already went from a basic increase in power through training concept to powering up, then finally setting into an ever increasing series of multiplier based power up stages (though to be fair, this was sort of retrofitted into being true during the late Pilaf saga, when Goku went great ape because of what later happens during the Vegeta saga and his 10x mult and then brought back during the shit that was GT), only to hit Super Saiyan God and who the fuck knows what that was all about.   So now, he says that he's just dropping everything not base form, SSJ1 and maybe SSJ God. But this doesn't surprise me, since he also went out of his way to say other things, like how Frieza's family is made up of abnormally powerful mutants, or that Android 16 was made in the image of Dr. Gero's son, hence why he had such a peaceful nature yet made him so powerful so he couldn't be destroyed. You know, except for the whole bomb powerful enough to destroy Cell in his body bit. Because when you want to ensure something doesn't can't be destroyed, you give it a self destruct mechanism.   Just waiting for the moment when he calls GT canon and negates the entire concept of SSJ God. Hell, while he's at it, just declare all the movies canon as well. Give the fans the fun of trying to figure out how in the fuck Tree of Might can be canon.

Sure is Tumblr up in here. But then again I'm a white male, so I should check my privilege and die.

Serana got all dressed up... only to watch her pregnant mother take a dicking...