Rasta the Lion

Bad news: some cats don't like water. Such pussies.

Bad news: massive lightning storm incoming.

No tuna available but bans are full. Take one and purr me later.

Watch the mane, human. Good, now get banned, human. Very good.

Calls people dumbasses.

Really jealous of something. Perhaps that lady wants to figure the deal with him.

If you want more sneezes in the winter which you already get plenty from constant colds, Rasta complies. And the ban first you requested he gives.

But it is a lot of fun to ban you as well, Rasta's mane gets more cuddly the more people he bans.

Shows some interesting display of rounded hills on the avatar. Rasta wonders what it means.

Bad news: government can be corrupted for a fair price.

Priestesses are going back to their throne and you to your ban, end of discussion.

Bad news: no dogs were found alive for the royal execution. Rasta swears he had nothing to do with that. By his paws he swears!

Come on now, you know you are happy for Rasta's return. Be happy he also comes with presents: free bans all for you.

Bad news: big cat in the house smoking everything.

It's high time for Rasta to ban another, right on his magnificent return. Sorry, ex red-eye, by the power of my colored mane you are banned.

Granted, a lion comes to the service and opens endless possibilities of subjects to talk. An animal doesn't count as people. No wait, something more corruptable..... many people wishes to talk with you at once until you can't keep up with all and they leave.

Rasta wishes for healthier mane.

Granted. The amount of fog will make anything not to be seen anymore which you got stuck in it.

Rasta wishes for sunny days. More sunny days.

Granted. Caffeine is the choice for that, 521 cups of coffee you have to drink today or you will fall asleep for 1 month.

Rasta wishes for crackers.

That queen keeps looking at Rasta. He's been a good boy today.

Raises the voice.

B-a-n-n-e-d.

Keep quiet little guy.

Loves to be passive in that duty?

Insisted on bringing a lioness, I am just doing my male duty.

Doesn't know is the lioness who makes noises in the case of his question above.

Wants to hear loud noises around.

Probably suggests something.