Searinglich

No, you're thinking of eye, the thing that people do that sets their pants on fire

What could possibly go wrong?

My avatar is just the art of Arcanis the Omnipotent, and if there's any meaning to be derived from that it is that even if something appears to be something, it usually isn't........... (he has very little use in the game he is from)

Edit: The signature is his flavor text

Does it come with the mask?

Two words: Tony Furtado

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uX74jx-Tsw

I hate chronic illnesses...

... and people who like to think they're in an open relationship without telling their monogamous partner.

Let's go down the list...

Misogyny

Nihilism (In the serious tone[Comically, it's hilarious])

Racism

The illegality of carrying homemade flamethrowers........ what?

Pride

Edit: I forgot one, Torture

Granted, but as soon as you step outside you take an arrow in the knee.

I wish I would stop making skyrim jokes.

Banned for making me think of a penfish

I was about to max out my light armor skill, but then I took an arrow in the knee. Now I tell people to fetch the mead.

Edit: And I ask random strangers if they could brew me an ale.

Banned for deja vu

Ballad of Serenity

/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7vS4z6ngQo&feature=related

I'd give it a 10

Banned for banning at the particular time you were banning

^ Likes post-apocalyptic hair styles

^ Forgot to make a wish

Banned for not making a vagina ban.

Granted, but the second bottle of grog is filled with nitroglycerin and it explodes when you pick it up.

I wish I had a wabbajack.

Banned for having six stars.

Granted, now everyone knows who yahtzee is and he becomes so popular that he longer does reviews and stops right before reviewing skyrim.

I wish I had a fully operational plasma bolter.

Banned for banning blasphemers

His avatar never gets tired of clapping

Eh?

Fixed it

His name spelled backwards is Lavxullop

Banned for banning yourself.... wait....

Granted, now the Gamefaqs forums are full of ogres.

I wish I understood the dragon language in Skyrim, and I could use the thuu'm in real life.

^ This person makes hair packs in which the people in them have x-ray vision.

I jest.