ZweiHeart

>https://youtu.be/-nMswhAj40U   My favorite level theme from Claw, an old PC platformer made by Monolith Productions, one of the 1st games I've ever played...

Greetings my "old" rival, we meet again! (yes, pun intended as well)   I've been waiting for your return to this thread... vengeance shall be mine!    BANNED!! FOR MAKING A PUN!!  

Granted, but then the confetti of the bad jokes become sentient and swarm all around you. Your body is know covered in millions of paper cuts...   I wish my new "onion" didn't make me cry so much... 

Duke Nukem, again too easy...   Let's see anybody recognizes this one!    "You are a fool that only know how to break things!"   "Then I will break everything! Including this living hell!"

Granted, enjoy sifting through all your new bad jokes...   I wish my laptop wasn't a damn potato, then it can run more games...

Good news: He was too stupid to realize it was a family photo and not an actual family member!

The end gives it away, Assasin's Creed II.   Also not going to lie, I google searched the first one. I've never played TES III... This thread may be tough to successfully pull off, even though it is interesting. Sorry if the next one is a bit tough but it's the only quote from a game I can think of off of the top of my head.    "Suspense. Terror. Death. Our very own STD, and I'm giving it to everyone!"    *Edit* I decided to put some more quotes from the guy after I looked some more up. Even though the quote above is my favorite I don't know if most people know he says that during the event.

I POST CUZ I'M BORED!!!!

Anybody else tried their MMO yet, MNF Club? I find it somewhat enjoyable, especially the fact that you can customize your characters, but also kind of weird that you are having online sex with other people that are probably guys. I've never play a multiplayer porn game before. Am I suppose have an initial feeling that it's like I'm participating in one big circle jerk?

BANNED!! It's an adult modding site, it's very obvious what a lot our daily habits are...

BANNED! because if it's what I think you are insinuating, then you don't need to announce it to the public!

  Shit I was still editing in post! Darn you quotes!

I think what I actually love is video games and music but since it I think it needs to be a physical "something", I think what I love is my computer. It's like my baby... Even though it's a standard laptop that can't run jack shit, it's still precious to me. 

>https://youtu.be/ZQucOyYVvUY   Out of all the different genres of music I listen to, this is the type I tend to listen to the most, Tohuou arrangements. However, some of my favorite arrangements of the series have to be Demetori's metal instrumentals. \m/

>https://youtu.be/sbuQ5huRzYo

Granted, but now feces is the greatest source of nutrition. The food chain is now a cycle of eating poop, pooping, then eating some more poop.   Speaking of which, I wish I didn't have diarrhea from getting sick last night...   

Eradicating

BANNED! for developing a new STD that Robophiles have now caught...

Granted, however VR technology is now a bit more outdated...     I wish my girlfriend would stop punching me...

Granted... But now it's made from stuff you don't want to know about...   I wish to touch women's butts and nuzzle betwixt them... 

Guildmarm from Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate. She isn't as great as everybody says she is and I don't find her dialogue that enjoyable. Hell know that I think about it I like the Val Habar "Customer" Lady's dialogue more than I like Guildmarm's and she only talks to you like 3 or 4 times for quests! The only dialogue from Guildmarm which I liked is when she "trys" to get you to join her fetish group for "Monsterphiles" which I found hilarious. However the way she "fangirls" over things, her lame attempts at "jokes", and the fact that she is a klutz for no reason make her unappealing. Sure she has a cute face but that's she is, just eye candy that gives you single player quests. She even fails at that for me, for I don't find girls wearing glasses all that attractive...   I also found her voice to be annoying the more I heard it but I think that is mainly due to the fact that I don't like her character! It's a shame because she does have a cute nickname (doodle) for the player character which I like too. However that goes out the window when I meet some fanboy cosplayer in the Gathering Hall where they can't shut up with "doodle" crap every sentence they say... Anyways you get the story I don't like Guildmarm, even if I treated her as a joke character like Dan Hibiki. She just too pathetic and annoying her fanboys too...

Caterpillars

BANNED!! Becuase you were too lazy and inconsiderate to go out and get a new crucifix! Shame on you... 

Well it originated from one of my old characters from the game Disgaea Hour of Darkness. I had a succubus named Morghan♥♥. I liked the name Morghan so I decided to draw her eventually turning her into one of my OCs. Looking at her name again I also liked the 2 little hearts ♥♥. She needed a proper last name, so I took "Zwei" which is two in German and mashed it with "Heart" thus creating the surname "Zweiheart". I ended up liking the sound of it so much that I decided to use it as my current username. Though I normally go by the nickname Zwei in most games now like in Monster Hunter and Dark Souls.