SchnitzelzAreGood

Both.

Why is my picture a monkey?

Because you have a fish taped to your head.

Why does my toe hurt?

Kim Jong Un

I know I'm addicted to porn, but what are you?

little known fact is that knights had removable genitals...

Why can't I live in North Korea?

yakuza

Schnitzel... kind of a nice little coincidence.

Lair of Leisure Suit Man

Trying out a new character... think she still needs a little tweaking

 

Thank you so very much for the armour Robton

Side info 

I am currently working on a bit of a story for her seeing as the last one went down pretty well. What I thought when I was designing her was that she was some kind of High Elf - Nord Hybrid, as you might have noticed by the slight yellow glow of the skin. So anyway her mother was raped by a Nord soldier during the Great War and now she has come to find her dad.

 

DUN DUN DUUUUN

Its not bad for just me.

Remade my character from my Xbox... but now with modding goodness. Meet Drelyn

 

He still doesn't particularly like having his picture taken.

Just a short tale of Aeflaed.

 

 

That Monty Python reference though...

rabbit

urethra

Done, it is fixed for the first level you level up

I wish for free food

OH NO MY CAPS LOCK IS OUT OF CONTROL

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS... SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE

I thought I might try my storytelling skills (or lack of)

 

She had been stuck here for what seemed like an eternity. The bandits used her almost every day, or what she thought were days, its hard to tell without being able to see the sun. She had to escape, even if she failed and they killed her... She had to try.

 

most of the rocks in the cell were too heavy to lift but one was just the right size to break the lock of the door.

 

 

It felt good to be able to finally stretch her legs. Now that all of her captors were asleep, she could reclaim her gear and kill them all.

 

First she just needed to get into the lock up. "If it worked on the cell door it might work on this one too." she thought.

 

 

She eased open the door and was surprised that no guards had come to look for their turn with her.

 

 

"Ha, the idiots thought they didn't need to lock this, looks like that was a mistake by them." she said aloud softly.

 

 

Now that was over she would never look back.

 

Hope you guys like it, seeing as i threw it together in 45 mins i think it turned out fairly well.

I thought I might try my storytelling skills (or lack of)

 

She had been stuck here for what seemed like an eternity. The bandits used her almost every day, or what she thought were days, its hard to tell without being able to see the sun. She had to escape, even if she failed and they killed her... She had to try.

 

most of the rocks in the cell were too heavy to lift but one was just the right size to break the lock of the door.

 

 

It felt good to be able to finally stretch her legs. Now that all of her captors were asleep, she could reclaim her gear and kill them all.

 

First she just needed to get into the lock up. "If it worked on the cell door it might work on this one too." she thought.

 

 

She eased open the door and was surprised that no guards had come to look for their turn with her.

 

 

"Ha, the idiots thought they didn't need to lock this, looks like that was a mistake by them." she said aloud softly.

 

 

Now that was over she would never look back.

 

Hope you guys like it, seeing as i threw it together in 45 mins i think it turned out fairly well.

A character that I just made... No clue what to call her though :/

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. Reidun is on the loose

 

 

 

(forgot the FPS counter...)

Here you go

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

EDIT fuck it it didn't work. just use the link...

you want the camera to go to the left don't you?