xthejester

Who wants to see SEXY??????

 

Warning nudity!

 

HAHA April fools!

(Yeah, I will work on the hand textures later)

That's actually kind of cool.  Figure out a way to make it randomized for NPCs...and it's going in my load order.

 

I know a good many of you aren't from the U.S. But I am wondering what some of your favorite current television programs are.

 

For me, the shows I'm currently watching are Justified, Hannibal, Community, Shameless, True Detective, The Walking Dead, Revolution, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Blacklist, The Following, and Bones (when it starts airing again).

 

Friday's season premiere of Hannibal opened with an awesome fight sequence.

 

For movie buffs...Imagine Morpheus from the Matrix, fighting One-Eye from Valhalla Rising (Lawrence Fishburne vs. Mads Mikklesen).  It was pretty damn awesome for a regular network program.

You are missing out on the best, which is House of Cards. 'I pray to myself for myself'-epic. As of Hannibal, my latest silly obsession  is building a kitchen that looks as close as possible to his, as soon as I get home, I want 8 of everything. I saw an episode of A of S & it's plain silly.

Another fantastic movie without the usual 300ish Hollywood bollocks is 'Coriolanus', a fantastic reinterpretation of Shakespeare's work.

 

Coriolanus is excellent.

This eye-patch...if it works on males.

I am trying to find out where this eye-patch can be found.

And if it works on males.

Granted.

The first inhabited planet you arrive at is populated by a species of creature that finds human colons to be especially fine places to gestate their young.

I wish my hands still worked as well as they did 3 years ago.

I watch lots of documentaries,Ghost Adventures and Sons of Anarchy.I just couldn't get into "The Walking Dead" cause they would be going by numerous cars,

military vehicles,gun stores Etc. but always seemed to be concerned about ammo and vehicles breaking down.I know it's Sci Fy but not realistic enough for me.

This coming from a guy who watches Ghost Adventures, LOL 

I reached my limit with those Ghost Hunting shows, when I saw one where a team went to Pompeii to try and contact the ghosts there.

Alright..I can play along that ghosts exist.

I can play along that they may be able to be recorded in some way.

I CAN'T play along when the supposed ghosts of ancient Romans respond in English.

well, i had lots of work the last weeks. there was a chick, a little more bacon on the hips than i usually prefer, but ffs, she couldve sucked a golfball through a garden hose... just thought to share that in case folks wonder what i do when im not online here naggin about nexus

I support these activities.

Maybe it made Dark0ne laugh?

I am currently speaking with Dark0ne on a banned account and this is what I had to say.

 

Before you read on, know this. I come to you human to human. The only disrespect meant is toward the policy of nexus.

 

 

 

So you don't care that you are losing User's by the droves? Those 2k Emails you send daily are for the fake accounts people create just to get a few mods and to hell with the so called "Community" Being a fan of this site since it was just the TES nexus. I'm actually trying to tell you what you are doing to your user's is wrong. I agree with the no bestiality thing or pedophilia. But for games that are rated M for mature, keeping a PG-13 chat for games that are only legally allowed to be played by those that are 17+ Is going to be impossible. and by promoting such games for minors and allowing minors to download content for those games is illegal with out parent consent. You do realize that? In the united states it is a felony called "Corruption of Minors." And even if you were not formerly charged in person your site would be blocked by the FCC. I work for the government here. An agency called the ACLU which tries to stop things like that From Happening. Honestly, Your attitude and the attitude of your staff is appalling. When will you admit that your membership is 80% fake accounts. More and more mods disappear from your site weekly. People getting banned for nonsensical infractions. I have Seen the face of your "Community" You are not creating a community. It is more like Soviet Russia. Certain things are bannable and I agree wholeheartedly with that. But, Stating that you disagree with someone is not, Someone who has a legit copy of a game that does not wish to keep disc's with them at all times who make the game run with out that disc is not piracy, it is ergonomics and portability. this is not a free community. It is a den of flattery. Where those that flatter the staff are allowed to stay and those that do not, are not welcome. I can't even call this militaristic. The military at least teaches you to question authority, in fact it is the job of the military to question authority. I have seen the wall where you gloat about banning people. It looks like a competition and people are catching on to it.

Since when was the ACLU made into a government agency?

DIRT! That's the least of their worries. Vegans tend to have emotional issues, but when you deny your brain of vital nutrients that's what happens. And vegans tend to only be vegans since they don't want to eat "cute" stuff they're already emotionally driven before denying themselves the nutrients that fuel our oversized central nervous systems.

I don't really care about any of that. Eating their pussies is like slurping the soil out of a potted plant. That's bad enough.

 

And it is indicative to the calibre of mods uploaded to Nexus now.  I'm trying to fathom how a loaf of bread increases in healing just because 'you want it to'.  The mod makes no fucking sense.  Now someone needs to upload a carnivore mod that gives all of the meat increased healing.  It makes just as much sense...but not really since vegetables are not food, they are what food eats.

 

In the description it implied only vegetables were healthy food. While I love eating my veggies I can guarantee you won't find any big, strong fellas that live off from only vegetables. All the vegans I've met were small, weak, pale and kinda' whiny.

 

 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...Vegan girls taste like dirt.

The followers mod I made used Apachii's sky-hair.

I had a devil of a time with it too. The whole facegen data thing. To fix the gray-face issue...I followed the customary steps. But because I was using his(?) hairs, they all ended up with red foreheads.

Eventually I harangued Apachii via PM until (s)he helped me figure out what the hell was going wrong. After the two of us worked on the problem for about 8 hours, we got it sort of working.

I technically have his permission to share the mod. But I don't really feel like it's anything anyone would particularly be interested in having anyway.

 

 

How hard is it to make a follower mod

 

It depends by how hard is obtaining permissions for other people's assets... ... ... ... ... ... ...

 

Says the Skyrim companion modderz:  "Well..YEAH.  Gotta get permission for the hair, the eyes, the armor, and the weapons because there is no way IN HELL I can get instant kudos and Nexus fame by making that shit myself..that is...if I knew how to make that stuff to begin with...*derp*"

 

Pretty much described me there. Except for the derp, or the yearning for kudos. I don't presume to think the mod I made or mods I plan to make will be worth sharing with the community. Primarily because I don't know how to do any of that stuff. I've got a lot of learning to do.

Maybe in the future, I'll make something I'm comfortable sharing. But not anytime soon.

I'm left-handed.

I liked Fringe until its last season.

Just started with Batlle Star Galactica yesterday mini serie(2003)plus 4 seasons(2004-2008).

 

Saw mini serie+first season, man this serie is overated.

 

Terible acting, cheap dumb soap and SyFy is rediculously bad.

 

It gets 8.8 in IMBd, i give it not more then 6.5

I don't know my friend.

There is an astonishing amount of attention to detail in the BSG series. And character-driven story lines are pretty expertly woven through the overall plot of the show.  It's not perfect by any means.

But I was hooked during the pilot episode. Everything from the whole "nostalgia" aspect of the decomissioning ceremony, to the overwhelming attack that had forced humanity into becoming a caravan of space refugees.  Without any real indoctrination into the mythos of the show, I "got it" right away.

When Starbuck offers an earnest and private prayer to the "Lords of Kobol", without any drawn out or high-handed background on the religion of the show, it just all rang true and authentic.

I get along really well with Micalov and Millenia.  Mill spends most of his time showing off the things he makes, laser turrets and the like. Mica is just funny when he's blasting the foolish pirates.

Lots of people talk about what a jerk Dante is, but again, he's been nothing but cool with me. As long as people don't come at the chat room like demanding fools, it can be a reasonably helpful place.

I make it a point to keep out of the politics of forums/chatrooms these days. So the whole..."He's friends with this guy so he can get away with murder" drama has nothing to do with my user experience.

If I have a problem I need help fixing, I try to find that help by chumming up with regulars. If someone else is having a problem I've had experience with, I help out. That's it, nothing more, nothing less.

 

Well if you're talking about mods that improve male character models, or add pretty custom male companions, I agree there isn't a lot. But in terms of sex mods, come to think about it, I is there anything that Sexlab leaves out?  I mean, what else could you want, specifically?

 

Of course it depends on your personal preference. Some people might find existing companions that are popular on the Nexus, like Hoth or Inigo attractive. Others want to see femboy bishonens.

 

For now, I'd recommend checking out the Forbidden Fruit mod (still in development) which features some very sexy male characters.

 

Especially that creepy rapist uncle. Mmm...

 

?????

 

The most comprehensive and feature rich body-overhaul is strictly male orientated -- Schlongs of Skyrim.  Not only does is feature quality meshes and textures, but it  literally attaches scripts and hotkey-features to the male body. 

 

Female characters might have 'more' to choose from, but they have nothing that even begins to approach SOS.

 

Agreed. When it comes to male body replacement, SOS is all you'll ever need. People can debate the pros and cons of UNP vs CBBE vs 7b vs XYZ....but at the end of the day, they're all essentially just the same thing.

Alright, alright..sorry. No more talk of hot Russians or filthy cities in Michigan or Italy. You all may re-commence your anti-Nexus rage, unfettered by me.

 

They are assimilated by western culture. i am talking about those still left in Russia. Not living else where.

 

What good does that do me? I'm not going to an armpit like Russia! I'd rather stay here in the US and play with the hot Russians strippers and whores!

 

Russia's not that bad. You wanna talk about armpits...try Italy. To be fair, I didn't spend a lot of time there. Mostly just around Rome. Filthiest city I've ever been in. On par with Detroit.

 

 

 

 

In real life, Russian chicks are just as hot as American chicks.

 

Sexier than Finnish chicks, that's for sure

 

 

And far less materialistic.

 

 Find me a russian guy with all his teeth and I will be in your debt. Well a russian guy that isn't afraid of his government XD.

 

[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyR-_OqC5SQ

 

 

While in search of things totally unrelated to this thread I found something that pretty much explains "Nexus Community Support".

 

thats one tactic i'll pass on using. (might have to shave to use it)

 

 

Same here. Even if I shaved and put on makeup it would be blatantly obvious I wasn't a chick. Maybe a Russian chick, but certainly NOT an American chick.

 

 

Biggest cold war myth ever. "Russian chicks are manly."

In real life, Russian chicks are just as hot as American chicks.

Serious.

 

I wonder how inappropriate they would see using the name of a British pudding? "Spotted Dick" pudding.

 

Heh yeah

 

Clete Torres, Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt or Norma Stitts would be good for a laugh too

 

Whatabout Yorrick Hunt? Mike's foreign uncle.

5th Reich?

There was a 4th?

Maybe that's the real reason DarkOne does not like any sort of adblockers. He's attempting to spread his own redirecting malware provided by his own evil master. This is just the beginning.......

Cross-referencing leaked NSA data with several Nostrodamus quatrains gives me this.

March 5 2014 10:42 pm

Candy Crush Saga has become self aware.

Ugh. Judgement Day just got sissified.