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Steam for Adults (?)
Kimochi, formerly known as Steamy, aims to be the steam of adult gaming. being that I just found this I have little knowledge of it and will update this post when I have said knowledge. Use will require a login, just as steam does. This can be done here, and does not correlate with a forum account. You will also note that many of the parts of the software refer to things as Steamy still as the name change was only within the last two months from ( 6/13/15 ).

Also note that all games available for this are currently available free, both in the software and elsewhere. Currently featuring 8 games, 2 links to websites or forums with adult game content, and a test game which the developers state, "probably sucks."

Download Kimochi Alpha:
https://kimochi.co/

Having trouble creating an account? Please read these as of (6/13/15):

Purge information from devs (5/10/15):
https://kimochi.co/forum/topic/546/account-purge-incoming

Account help from user:
https://kimochi.co/forum/topic/611/hi-i-like-spicy-cheese

Warning: You will experience bugs; using alpha state software has its drawbacks.

Visit the Kimochi Forums:
https://kimochi.co/forum/
Reminder: You will have a separate account for forums of this software.

FQA ( Fictitious Questions Answered )

Q: How is this different from DLsite?

A: Read the forum and find out.

Q: Are you a developer?
A: No, just.... No.

Q: Is there a Kickstater or Patreon for this software?
A: I think so, but I wouldn't link it even if I knew.

Q: Can I link it if I find it?
A: Yea you could, but don't/

Q: Why are you answering these like a dick?
A: I don't want to answer them later, that's why.

Q: Can you help me get a login?
A: I already did just read the full post, sheesh.

Q: Why aren't there many games in this alpha software?
A: Probably because it's Alpha and the games included are free. Not to mention its nice of the devs of those games to even do it.

Q: Why should I even care?
A: Dost thou even Fap?

Q: Hey are you on the forums for this software?
A: Hay is for horses. But yes I registered.

All credit and rights belong to the Kimochi team of course. I am merely sharing this information. Do not take this as my work, or as my being part of the development team. Nor should it be considered that I am promoting it for personal gain.
Found thanks to ulmf.org

Meh its not like the person in the video had anything bad to say. Just more pointing at a rise in bullshit. Which by now as gamers, were used to really.

RAINBOWS! DON'T ASK WHY! ALRIGHT! FUCKING RAINBOWS THAT'S WHY!

LOUD NOISES!

This is where I sit on my hands and wait for this to get fully developed and someone to release armor that I like in a compatible version so I don't have to know how to do all this. But it looks cool, I can say that much.

BTW wisdom I would read heavily into that whole OffBeatr thing if you ever decide on that. I clicked on that link with having it peaked my curiosity and read one of the things that was there. Looked like the dev was having trouble actually accessing the money that was raised or something like that.

As for the downed state vote / question. I dont know really which I would go with personally because I've played Gears and there are certainly Pro's and Con's to each. I think I would vote on the DBNO only because of familiarity and not really having an example to compare the other to.

Oh and I still refuse to use my account linked to blogger.

Its 4 cups to a quart and 4 quarts to a gallon, in case you didn't know your imperial standard fluid measurements. But oddly enough its only a little less than 32 ounces to a liter. Its only 8 ounces to a cup. So then a quart and a liter are close to the same amount as far as fluids go.

Its an artist CG rendition of Joan D'Arc, I think this ones 2D but it could be 3D. I change my pictures every now and then, but they all come from CGSociety.org. I just cut them down to a suitable size. I might be able to post the full pictures.

Fair Warning these images are pretty big:

These are the snipped down versions I use:

Yea, its seeming pretty long so far. I mean just sitting there and crafting takes awhile because the game doesn't tell you outright what to do. That and I've been playing on hard, so some of the battles get a little hairy. Overall though I think its enjoyable, and certainly hope people get into the modding scene with it, adding new content for people to play.

Turn based -> Eons better than pausing all the time in Baldaurs gate.

The American Revolution, was not the last time America fought the British in a war. The British returned in The War of 1812, and burned down The White House. This was the war in which the American National Anthem was written.

The War of 1812 actually lasted until 1815 during which the final major land battle occurred. It comprised of a British assault on New Orleans, Louisiana during which the British suffered 2000 casualties, and Americans took fewer than 50.

If a black hole the size of a quarter were to form inside the earth, the earth would be consumed. However because of the high gravity caused by the black hole the amount of time we would perceive this to take would be quite long. This is due to principles relating to the curvature of space time. Hubblesite.org explains it better than i ever could and the full link is here.

However I can explain that there is also a very small chance that we could be hit with a Gamma Ray Burst. Which would subsequently destroy all life on Earth. These most commonly occur when a massive star goes supernova. The gamma ray burst comes from its rotational poles, which would have to be aimed at Earth. That makes it so unlikely to happen in your lifetime that you might as well not even know about it. Even if it did happen, you probably wouldn't notice, as it would be quick. Like speed of light quick.

Hey guys, try and keep up on the blog, as I'm going to be putting my wip posts up there from now on, with the forums here for support. My coder wants me to try to get the blog views up and a bit more popular, so I'm going to try my best. That said I'll do a weekly wrap up post here with all the new blog links/etc for you guys who don't follow it too much.

 

So Here's a quick refresher on what you may have missed:

 

I just recently made some nice looking ocean water

I'm taking suggestions on the player character's voice/personality

Well I don't want to use the only account I have linked to Blogger for posting because it uses my real name, BUT...

For the voice what I was going to post is:

Timid with some fear mixed in.

"Ack! Please no." "I won? I mean, I won!" "Get up I need you!" "Please not like this" "Get... get off me!" "Please just... just... let me go"

Idk about that last one. or any of them for that matter.

I could have sworn that early on that had an achievement on Dark Souls II for not lighting any bonfires and beating the game. As well as one for not using estus, but when I went to go start my character for doing it yesterday, i checked and they weren't there. So I stopped right there because it just went from MEGA HARD ->to-> 'just dark souls hard.'

Whats the point of the chest?

This looks amazingly fun for all of about 10 minutes, but is interesting none the less. Did not think that spells could be made to do this.

Why not just get a bunch of dogs and let them lick most of that stuff as a dogs mouth is suppose to be the cleanest mouth out there?

I read this yesterday, and assumed that you were kidding. However, I am still going to answer it seriously. While dogs do have some of the cleanest mouths around, their tongues do not have antimicrobial properties, and would in fact leave bacteria behind which could possibly infect people if ingested.

And now for a fact, in honor of Wolfenstein The New Order coming out:

The sturmgewehr 44 the first assault rifle ever produced was put into production late in the war (WWII). The development stage of this iconic rifle was actually kept secret from Hitler, as he felt that the standard rifle that the German army had been using (Kar98k) up to that point was more than sufficient for any soldier. When the new rifle was accidentally mentioned around Hitler, he went to see it for himself, and eventually approved. Hitler actually named the rifle type himself, calling it the sturmgawehr (assault rifle). And thus the modern assault rifle was born, but it had a short lifespan. The sturmgawehr 44 was only in production from 1942 - 1945, and they produced 425,977.

Now your saying, "that's actually a lot of assault rifles!" 

Well you would be wrong, seeing how the Kar98k (which is really just a Mouser with a different name) had been produced by more than 10x that. At about 14,643,260. Meaning that the sturmgawehr barely puts a dent in the small arms production of Nazi Germany. Oh and more by the way facts on small arms, the M16 has been produced more than 8,000,000 times.

The sturmgawehr 44's abreviation is that of the Stg 55, and is sometimes called the MP 44. Although the latter is incorrect as MP means Machine Pistol, and the Stg 44 fires a 7.92 x 33mm Kurz round; which is not a pistol round.

Now why did I pick to tell you about the sturmgawehr, well simply put the assault rifle in the new Wolfenstein game looks like an upgraded version of that.

Unit 731

The general in charge of that unit became a US citizen and worked on weapons for the United States using some of the original blueprints from his time working in that unit. It was one of a few situations where it was deemed that the person behind the war crimes was more valuable alive than in prison or otherwise. The Russians did similar things during the cold war as well, so it wasn't just the US.

Also the region that they were located in is also referred to as Manchuria.

Edit: To continue on Manchuria knowledge; it was where the last emperor of China reigned during his final years. After having been ousted in mainland China, he was offered reign of Manchuria by the Japanese. This was of course offered as being a sort of friendly gesture for a standalone state, but became nothing more than a puppet figure head. It was really just a way of attempting to legitimize the state which Japan controlled. Emperor Puyi (Aisin-Gioro Puyi) reigned during the end of the Qing Dynasty December 2, 1908 to February 12, 1912, and as Emperor of Manchukuo (Manchuria) March 1, 1934 to August 15, 1945. He lived until October 17, 1967.

Edit Edit: There was also a plan by the Nixon administration to drop nuclear bombs along the China, North Korea border (Manchuria region) to attempt to create a bit of havoc and bring an end to the Vietnam War. The plan was obviously insane to think of today but was meant to create distrust between China and Vietnam, ending the support China was providing the North Vietnamese. It was a good thing we tried to impeach Nixon.

There's nothing wrong with that but I remembered something about black people and melons 

Okay this is way off topic, and I would appreciate any posts after this one that could remain on topic, BUT...

This fella I know was on a ride along one night with a local sheriff and they got a call about some stolen items and the suspects running down a railroad track to get away. So they go up to the railroad track and I shit you not, two black guys with watermelons under each arm running down the tracks. Now that's fitting a stereotype.

Once again no offense intended towards anyone.

Ants have what is known as a Hive mind, where the entire collective of the colony produces one mind. Each member of the colony has only a few functions and may only ever perform one. When studying ants scientists have found that the way the entire colony comes to decisions is much like the way the ape mind does. Ants are also much like humans in the way they decide where to live, weighing pro's and cons, and even dismissing locations all together. Once a location is found and scouted another ant will come along, and if it comes to the same conclusion of the location being suitable it is likely to be their new home. However should they find that no food source is nearby or that there is a dead 'previous tenant' they will dismiss the location all together.

Ants also communicate through the use of pheromones. Scouts will leave trails which workers will follow. The trails can be marked as good when food has been found, and bad if there is danger found. Though this can result in some odd phenomenons if something goes awry, such as a sick ant leaving a circular trail and then dying without marking it as bad. This can produce a constant flow of ants moving in a large never ending path. Sometimes these paths can be miles long. A good example of this can be found on youtube here:

[spoiler]http://youtu.be/mA37cb10WMU

Stereotypes are silly. :3

True but it was the best analogy I had.

In my opinion there's a few kinds of perverts, and two main ones from which most diverge.

Us, people who are open about sex, can make jokes about it, discuss it maturely and immaturely, etc. The "casual" pervert.

Another is the "creepy" pervert. The one that steals underwear, flashes people on the street, and rubs up against women on a packed bus.

 

That may be a fair assessment. Although that also seems to be what I would think of as the stereotypical 'Western Perv' and the stereotypical 'Far East Perv.'

No offense to anyone from the far east, I just think that's the stereotype.

Tunnel Boring Machines (TBM 'Moles') are large machines built to dig tunnels in a consistent and efficient manner. These large machines can vary in size depending on if they are equipped with the ability to also lay cement down as they progress forward. Using hydraulic pistons they exert a consistent amount of pressure on the surface they are 'boring' in order to get a clean and stable tunnel. The Tungsten Carbide wheels on the front of the machine are the actual cutting tools. Any material that is broken up by the machine is mixed with a foam like material and scooped up by teeth and openings in the face of the machine. Then it is carried away by a series of conveyors and screws. 

The TBM's used in the Chunnel on the British side were driven off course when the TBM's on the French side were 50 meters away, and then entombed in concrete.

The earliest TBM in the United States was used in 1953 to dig a train tunnel. However the steel of the day was not hard enough to survive the stresses of digging through a hard granite like material and the machine broke down after only 10 feet (3.33 meters). The earliest relation to the tunnel boring machine the 'tunnel shield' was built in 1825 for excavating the Thames Tunnel.

I think he was on drugs and was trying to do some sort of drag thing.

Maybe I should have also made a poll asking if you consider yourself a pervert (seeing how many posts are saying that they are). From my point of view most of the people here aren't actually perverts, it's just most people don't openly express their appreciation of the human body, 'so to speak'. So in fact LoversLab may be a more progressive community in which people feel they may express their views for what they are with little to no bigotry or backlash.

The United States Social Security Administration keeps records of death for united states citizens with Social Security Numbers since 1936. This is known as the Social Security Death Index (SSDI), and can be used for genealogical research in the United States. Unlike the Death Master File the SSDI is available for free through many genealogy websites such as say, ancestry.com (not an advertisement, just an example). The Death Master File is merely the name given to the system which contains all the death records.

Why does any of this matter? Well to put it simple it allows the government and you to estimate a possible time of death for family members. This is all based on trends for people around your age group. So if you want to stick it to the government and make them pay hand over fist for you try to live beyond their estimate. That is of course if you live in the United States, and Social Security is still around when you reach a time when you can receive Social Security. Because who knows what the future holds.

I always hint to LoversLab to my friend who plays skyrim. He will make some sort of sexual joke about one of the characters in the game, either a follower or otherwise. To which I say "there is probably a mod for that." I already know he puts lingerie on his followers from screenshots he showed me, just don't know what he would think of the adult side of Loverslab. Which is I suppose where the thought of this post originated.

Of course as mentioned earlier, LoverLab does have non adult content, that is often superior to what you might find on say, Nexus.