jordisslave

Word on the street is that if you're a vampire dark elf archmage harbinger and decapitate Belethor stealthily he turns into Megatron and becomes your follower.   There's a few thingies on TVTropes for Skyrim under the section The Dev Team Thinks Of Everything, some of them are of the easter egg sort.   http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim

I HAVE NEVER SHOUTED AT THE ORB!   WHY WOULD YOU SHOUT AT THE ORB?   You continue to amuse, particularly like "Daedric Prince...told me to".

  Typing most of the contents of the document as the filename is the order of the day for most users I know. And then they ask for help finding things.   Sigh.exe.com.bat.dll  

  I feel there should be some kind of punishment for someone with IT expertise putting a space in a filename.   May change my username to "8+3Nazi".  

*stalks*   I have this intermittently with all characters, with low- and high-level archery. I have no combat modifiers installed and it can happen on almost any killable target; NPC, creature or dead-not-dead* of some kind. It feels more common on significant ones (named dragon priests' hitbox occasionally amounts to their philtrum and nothing more).   It also happens with projectile magic but only at higher levels, although I may not have noticed at lower levels as magic becomes da best after getting Silent Casting.   *(Dead-Not-Dead are the zombie tribute band for Was Not Was)  

  WOO! Thumbs up as major thumbs-up from the reviewer!   Excellent. And congratulations.  

  There's a variety of late- or no-start mods for various levels of quest. None are properly rude about it though, which is a shame as, you know? Swearing is funny.  

lollots.   Also known as "Fuck Your Side-Quest". For those who want a really alternative Skyrim experience.   "If you see a copy of this book could you bring-" "Do I look like a librarian? Fuck Off. Find your own shitting books"   etc etc. Forget LAL, Tiefling or Wildings for an alternative game. A new AS mod, maybe? You start with Miraak, Harkon and Alduin all dead and a world that is scared of you.   Have you had a mod video-reviewed?   Searching YT...  

  As far as translations go, is anyone working on the even more obnoxious translation of this?   "Give me your gold or I'll [whatever the line is]" "Piss off! I'm DRAGONBORN. Without me you'd be dragon turd floating in the aether. You should be giving me your money." "Ok, OK. No need to go on about it, we've all got to make a liv-" "AND I've just smeared that prick Miraak all over some tentacly things" "Who's Miraak?" "Oh, yeah, I suppose there's no reason you'd know him. Don't know really, he turned up a couple of times, twirled a moustache and then vanished. Then he turned up in some weird fever dream (must stop watching Japanese tentacle porn), asking to be killed by wielding a unique item that I did not yet own. Suffice to say he would have killed you ALL if I hadn't bravely stepped in." "I guess I have to believe-" "And every vampire everywhere, except for a spurious few living obviously in plain sight, hidden only by the need to scroll all the way down the conversation tree to accuse them, is now dead because of ME! Kneel Before Me, Mortal!" "whimper"   As the dragonborn is evil, after all.

I hope Mace gets hold of the herbal medication he needs.   (insert dead pun here)   I think they made a mistake with Arvak, his lack of skin and saddle means when you ride him you appear to be floating a couple of inches off his back, which is so angular anyway it would render it impossible.   The place is depressing but I like the Soul Cairn colour-scheme, it's reminiscent of quite a lot of british quiz shows at the moment. There might be something in that, something about dead-eyed daytime-tv audiences.

  Reminded me of this from XKCD:    

  Quest idea (tie-in with Skooma Whore) - you get completely wasted on skooma whore drugs and don't know where you are and lose all your stuff and have to retrace your previous nights' sex encounters from marker to marker.   Like "Dude, where's my goat?" but without the goat, or Shady Sam.

Got it now: It works over a shorter range than the general notifications. Closer events do give the BDS notification and create a marker, with the normal SL notifications they can tell you about things happening beyond Aura Whisper range and this doesn't go quite that far.   That seems to be it, anyway.   Thanks again though, my map is going to be quite untidy fairly quickly, I think.

  I've had a chance to test. The custom marker thing works perfectly. Sex markers only appear for acts involving me, and only once it has happened.   ...?   The notification "[bDS]....." only appears for acts with me but I still see the regular notifications for others.  

This is a good mod, thankyou.   Often there's the notification in the corner that makes me exclaim "But WHERE?" out loud.   Doesn't currently work for me though, I have the spell and it works but no seksmarkerz appear even though I still see the notifications. Must be my system as it obviously works for other...

  Obviously I love this idea. The pony outfit should buff your speed when all worn at once and hobble you massively if a single item is missing. It should be possible to do this to work off bounty after being arrested too, rather than necessarily a DCL event.    

  I have listened and read with sbttls, he contrasts the elves not wanting man in heaven, and then a hypothetical question about them not even tolerating [our] presence on earth. Small e. So soil, dirt etc.   It's still oddly out of place though, both heaven and earth.

Very good, lold several times. Particularly like your rare Dragon Shout. I used a follower mod to make her stick around and reloaded, then she did whatever it was.   I've given up with trying to determine what companions wear, although Serana was more reliable than most. Never realised she was supposed to be flirting with me. Really?

...not finished yet, but, Heimskr refers to "Earth"¿¡!? I have to go and listen to the stupid old shit now.

Some green and pleasant areas, like Cyrodiil. Maybe some completely safe areas where you can wander, just to hunt game. Like a Jarl's private estate.   At least one actual city. Skingrad-sized, at least. At least one large, dense, dark forest.   Relationship system with more levels and some degree of adult interaction. Doesn't have to be full SL+DD+slavery, pregnancy and bestiality. The ability to arrive home and have a welcoming kiss with your spouse, or stop on the road for a snog. Start of sex scenes then fade out. Doesn't need anything that would freak out The Straights, man. This much is visible in the original The Sims.   Some more alien areas or dungeons, like HM's domain or the Soul Cairn, that are large enough to wander around for a while.   Menu systems designed for the PC.   All towns in the main worldspace (Open Cities mod).   A Praxographical Centre.   Some more locations that aren't depressingly ruined, lazy nord bastards, CUT BACK ON THE MEAD.   Athletics/Acrobatics skills/stats like in Oblivion. I want to be able to bounce around the countryside and jump straight onto the rooves of single-floor buildings again.   Telekinesis working like it does in Bioshock as a viable projectile weapon.   Blink from Dishono(u)red.   A Walking Eye. Because WALKING EYE:   >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f77gw2Pp3aY   Huh, turns out there's one in FO. I don't remember that.

  lol at your picture. You do have a mod that makes her tiny though, don't you? Otherwise she's quite... statuesque.   *melts a bit*

  Any Devious Marriage mods or quests should create a large chest in the basement of any matrimonial home, and an outfit for him, and he should become The Gimp. Unless him constantly following Mjöll and watching the pair of you in bed is your thing.

  I wanted to nurse Sylgia, she talks about her fall and I wanted to make her better. After some weird experiences with marrying other NPCs who'd previously had a completely different home I was wary of marrying her (and she's not Jordis, so I can't really marry her) as I'd found them trying to commute between their previous location and the matrimonial home. On one savegame Jordis was routinely trying to walk back to Solitude, despite the fact that we lived in Whiterun. And Haelga would keep trying to walk back to Riften from Whiterun and would then just reappear in Breezehome.

  If he's still around at least Mace will keep chasing that rainbow.