jordisslave

  Maybe there should be a warning in the mod description!   I have a friend who's never seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off as the talking to camera pisses them off so much.  

You need to talk to Herra and she will tell you where to go, there is no journal entry or quest markers.   She will remind you if you forget.

FO3: This is a bit grim. Yeah, but VATS! And all the branching quests mean you have to be a dick to one person or another, no third way unless you simply don't complete. Yeah, but VATS! It takes ages to do anything at all So? VATS! This rubble being used to make unnecessarily circuitous travel routes is annoying. Whatevs. VATS! 30 levels? WTF? Don't care, VATS! Ooh, Aliens and Spaceships! Yeah, with VATS! OK, space wasn't that exciting. VATS you, motherfucker! Shut up now. VATS!   NV: oo, it's still grim but now it's dirty brown-pink-orange, rather than dirty grey-green. There's still VATS! It just feels like DLC, like nothing's changed and we've not gone anywhere. Yeah, don't know if even VATS can save this. (in unison) BORED NOW   Oblivion: I love this place, it's so verdant and gorgeous and randomly hazardous. What the hell is that? RUUUUN! Let's go and pick some flowers and do some murdering. Wow, this place looks big enough to be an actual town. I can fire arrows while leaping through the air, jump directly onto the rooves of low buildings and run like a train. WOOOOOOOOOO! Oblivion? If we get married can we keep it a secret, y'know, from GTA3/VC, RTCW, Jedi Knight and Dark Messiah? I just don't think they'd understand.

One's never sure if everyone else does the same thing. I guess this is part of the observational Stand-Up comedian's gamble; that others do it too.   Swooshy fly past video of the Imperial City, rousing music, then Patrick Stewart put on a comedy wig and talked fantasy lore at me for a bit, then died. Then Oblivion's Racemenu appeared, have I completely forgotten the beginning? Crumbs. Tutorial?   NV...there was definitely a fruit machine...or jukebox...or speak-your-weight machine or something. And loads of brown.   I have definitely played these games.   Skyrim I remember. On a cart with some indistinguishable blokes who may or may not have hated each other (when I met them again and the dialogue option "we met at Helgen" came up I was genuinely mystified on my first playthrough). Then a Roman Soldier wanted to kill me. Then DRAGON! Didn't forget that one.

lol, particularly "expecting answers". Excellent. Have virtually no memory of this bit of the game (who was Jonas?), except what you've prodded back to life with this, as only ever played through this bit once, I have a "leaving the vault" savegame which is where my FO3 experience always starts.   Can't imagine that RPing a kid in a dingy metal dungeon full of dicks could ever be fun though.   Time to watch Yahtzee's review again.

Falskjaaaar is full of large-scale (for Skyrim, it's not Total War or anything) melée fights.  As an archer and destruction mage there was shit-all I could do other than conjure things and hope they didn't hit the wrong people.   Which they did.   And then the number of red blobs on my hud suddenly doubled.   Again.   And again.   *uninstall*

  I was so concerned there was going to be a Falskjaar-style mass-melée fight in that area that I grabbed some other followers and told them to live there, using My Home Is Your Home.  Am constantly console-resurrecting stupid, named NPCs who don't run for cover when a dragon arrives too. And elk, and guar, therium, rabbit, pigeon, jay, pheasant etc. Think I'm at Spider Man (<old joke> Spiderman? Is he jewish? </old joke>) levels of bystander-death-guilt, even for the animals.

Very good, read without coffee or cigarette in hand, just in case, this time.   Just realised I never explored the fortress at all, I did notice there was that other entrance and some cave at the back but they never came up, I guess it has different playthough routes.  I felt sorry for those poor fuckers stuck outside the fort, as though there wasn't enough space for the entire human population of Skyrim in there (why is it the most intact, impressive single building in the game, this "abandoned" fortress?).   The Dwemer Gyro should be a sex toy, the Centurion Gyro being the premium version.

One more idea which seems more logical for this mod than any other, I apologise if the spouse option already does this as I can't currently test that:   You designate by conversation one NPC you have a good relationship with (spouse if you have one) who gets all your keys and will unlock you for sex with them but lock you back up afterwards (just a belt, you choose by having it on when you first speak to them or something).  They will give you keys for other items but you never see any chastity keys.

  Thanks for this excellent mod, it instantly became essential.  I like the new varying functions in 0.3. Could specific KH have particular quests for your keys back (maybe for early release as you suggest above)?  Ranging from simple to total pain in the arse? Ingun BB wants 20 Nirnroots; Arcadia wants you to be able to craft a particular potion; Adrienne wants 10 snow bear pelts or iron ores (not ingots, too easy to come by); Elisif wants a gold garnet ring with a health enchantment for a visiting dignitary (craft or buy); Haelga wants Marks Of Dibella back from 3 ex-partners who've pissed her off since they last shagged (not all in Riften); Irileth wants you to beg for release in a full set of gear first; Any Thieves Guild member thinks you should have a reasonable bounty in another hold; Mage NPC wants 10 soul gems you've filled yourself, not bought (they have different values so must be different items); Jarl wants a local bandit camp cleared; Imperial Jarl/sympathiser wants local Stormcock camp cleared; Stormcloak Jarl/sympathiser wants local Gimperial camp cleared;   I could go on but you get the idea.  Maybe some sexual ones too, I have ideas.   For some, after being given the task you could protest and a speech test could determine whether the task became worse (more items, more difficult crafting/alchemy) or easier.

I disagree, you made me laugh a couple of times, as usual.   I've said before; the other playthroughs I've read are comedic in the "glitch-swapping party" sense (thankyou Yahtzee) telling me funny or fucked things that happen, whereas your sarcastic and world-weary responses and descriptions of events are what makes this.   I like your story about Sybille (is that the French name for that industrial sit-on vibrator?).  Within the mechanics of Skyrim there's potential for a proper detective story, which this could have been if Detect Shit didn't make it so clear (say if they hadn't separated it into two spells since Oblivion).    Thanks for the reminder of Northwatch Keep.  Destination set for next sneaky murdering party!  Death To The Altmer!

  More Devious Quests does have "slut madness" where prolonged (configurable) arousal can cause you to do things you have no control over.   DD longer-term-wear penalties would be good, after a while the SLAroused debuffs would change somehow, say you'd get used to the constant frustration and be able to speak properly to people again, you'd become Awesome Alluring with speech going up really high, but physical skills would be hit badly.  Destruction would be harder but sensing and restoration magic would be better etc.  

  This is an interesting idea.  Even with Sneak100 and a variety of buffs sexing NPCs always know if I'm in their house.  Even when they didn't before, I know sex heightens some senses, I didn't realise it conferred Aura Whisper.  At least I don't get it, anyway.  

  These both.   And a counter for DD-induced orgasms.  

It's just karma: "out-snarked" above made me laugh/cough as I happened to be inhaling from a cigarette at the time.  Throat still hurts a little.

  Along with the Laugh Track mod there should be one that replaces the battle music with Yakety Sax.

I don't understand why Dawnguard Fortress <alias=Actual.Fortname> is the most intact and impressive building in the game.   OK, that is what it's actually called.  My bad.

Didn't get that bug. Have just had to console the mainquest on a stage though, as I dared to try and explore Cloudy Thingy Prometheus Face Temple before going with Delpine and Esbern which apparently breaks everything. What lvl is Mace? Vampire random attacks early on would cut their way through NPCs in towns, a little later Adrienne in Whiterun could kick their arses on her own.   You make something like "Drunk Buddies" sound like a good mod idea.

Woop Woop! Answered a CK question correctly!   Might do a celebratory lap around the house now.   Would like to point out I did think of it then google to confirm.

  I don't fully have the words for what I mean but   life just happens, time is wasted or just passing whether you want it to or not. You choose to play a game and when you play you are doing it constantly but you can stop time when not doing it.    I do know what you mean, I think, I can't just leave it unpaused, even for the sixty seconds it takes to roll a cigarette. When your character has been SetVehicled you are still playing even if not directly controlling, so PO or similar is fine.

*thinks* *Googles*   How about "<Alias=Player>"?