jordisslave

Have you tried console command TEOFIS (toggle end-of-frame image space, I think)?

Turns off some visual effects, might help in narrowing it it down if you haven't.

I don't know if this still works with ENBeeeees.

Also "Flickering Darkness" is a great name for a creepy horror mod.

1 hour ago, fingerscrossed said:

 

Seeker and Spider were on the list of ones I'd like to do in the future.  The seeker seemed like it could be a fairly simple grabbing/grapplling/tentacle type thing, and with the spider I want to, eventually, maybe, do some kind of web thing.  I hadn't looked much into Lurkers.

There are a couple of web ZAZ objects that might be worth looking at, I think there are 4 progressive levels of encasement.

I think it's probably my installation (seriously weirdly broken but functioning) but this mod stopped all DD Events, as in vibrating, tripping, notifications reminding you of restraints. It also stopped the notifications from SLAroused.

Just mentioning it in case it is this mod, although probably not. The Riding.esp was number FC in my load order, so that may be another problem.

Excellent work, thank you. All seems to work perfectly aside from the things you've mentioned anyway.

Could you do one for the Storm Atronach? inmyhead the PC is floating in the air in front of, or above, the Atronach in its "about to attack" pose. PC is cruciform (wrong word?) with lightning flickering about them.

One of these could be used for another death alternative; instead of dying/defeat/enslavement etc a Frost Atronach appears, sweeps you up (possibly losing your armour) and carries you to a previously defined safe point. This might purely be worth it to watch the AI pathfind over a significant distance.

 

 

 

I noticed a small glitch that affects this mod and others of Content Consumer. The very lastest version of NMM seems to have problems installing them, I found out it's because of the filename (the space before the .7z). Older NMM versions did not have this problem.

 

I put a space in to more easily visually differentiate the file extension from the filename (my eyes aren't quite as good as they used to be), but I'll go ahead and omit the space from now on.

 

 

I feel there should be some kind of punishment for someone with IT expertise putting a space in a filename.

 

May change my username to "8+3Nazi".

 

 

 

Mwa ha ha ha! From now on, I will sow chaos and confusion among you poor wretches! I will rename all my files with strange characters! I will find some way to include an asterisk in every filename!

 

I will re-upload DYKWIA v15 and call it:

 

DYKWIA~1.*.#.15.tar.7z.zip.gz.com.bat.agent.17.here.are.your.instructions.go.to.the.fifth.street.bridge.wait.for.a.man.named.Raoul.he.will.tell.you.what.to.do.next.lib.dll.cab.jar.c.cpp.h.exe.exe.sex.exe.exe.burma.shave.net.exe

 

I actually remember the first time, I think it was using Windows 95? Can't remember the OS, but I remember the first time I realized that this new-fangled system could make long filenames. I abused the hell out of it. I'd write papers and the filename would be the first sentence of the paper. I'd write recipes where I would include cooking time and major ingredients in the filename.

 

Typing most of the contents of the document as the filename is the order of the day for most users I know. And then they ask for help finding things.

Sigh.exe.com.bat.dll

 

I noticed a small glitch that affects this mod and others of Content Consumer. The very lastest version of NMM seems to have problems installing them, I found out it's because of the filename (the space before the .7z). Older NMM versions did not have this problem.

 

I put a space in to more easily visually differentiate the file extension from the filename (my eyes aren't quite as good as they used to be), but I'll go ahead and omit the space from now on.

 

I feel there should be some kind of punishment for someone with IT expertise putting a space in a filename.

May change my username to "8+3Nazi".

*stalks*

I have this intermittently with all characters, with low- and high-level archery. I have no combat modifiers installed and it can happen on almost any killable target; NPC, creature or dead-not-dead* of some kind.

It feels more common on significant ones (named dragon priests' hitbox occasionally amounts to their philtrum and nothing more).

It also happens with projectile magic but only at higher levels, although I may not have noticed at lower levels as magic becomes da best after getting Silent Casting.

*(Dead-Not-Dead are the zombie tribute band for Was Not Was)

 

lollots.

 

Also known as "Fuck Your Side-Quest". For those who want a really alternative Skyrim experience.

 

"If you see a copy of this book could you bring-"

"Do I look like a librarian? Fuck Off. Find your own shitting books"

 

etc etc. Forget LAL, Tiefling or Wildings for an alternative game. A new AS mod, maybe? You start with Miraak, Harkon and Alduin all dead and a world that is scared of you.

 

If we're going that route, I'd really like to have some spells that allow you to burn down villages. Mace Raiden, for example, would be only too happy to exterminate the population of Falkreath for being ignorant cunts.

 

 

EDIT: Come to think of it, I do believe there is a mod out there that allows you to tell quest-giving NPCs to fuck off. Not using those words, but IIRC it did allow you the option to say not interested when people would give you minor quests, and either block the quest one time or permanently.

Can't remember what it was called, though...

 

Have you had a mod video-reviewed?

 

Searching YT...

 

 

Here's the link.

The DYKWIA review starts in a couple of minutes.

 

WOO! Thumbs up as major thumbs-up from the reviewer!

Excellent. And congratulations.

 

lollots.

 

Also known as "Fuck Your Side-Quest". For those who want a really alternative Skyrim experience.

 

"If you see a copy of this book could you bring-"

"Do I look like a librarian? Fuck Off. Find your own shitting books"

 

etc etc. Forget LAL, Tiefling or Wildings for an alternative game. A new AS mod, maybe? You start with Miraak, Harkon and Alduin all dead and a world that is scared of you.

 

If we're going that route, I'd really like to have some spells that allow you to burn down villages. Mace Raiden, for example, would be only too happy to exterminate the population of Falkreath for being ignorant cunts.

 

 

EDIT: Come to think of it, I do believe there is a mod out there that allows you to tell quest-giving NPCs to fuck off. Not using those words, but IIRC it did allow you the option to say not interested when people would give you minor quests, and either block the quest one time or permanently.

Can't remember what it was called, though...

 

There's a variety of late- or no-start mods for various levels of quest. None are properly rude about it though, which is a shame as, you know? Swearing is funny.

lollots.

Also known as "Fuck Your Side-Quest". For those who want a really alternative Skyrim experience.

"If you see a copy of this book could you bring-"

"Do I look like a librarian? Fuck Off. Find your own shitting books"

etc etc. Forget LAL, Tiefling or Wildings for an alternative game. A new AS mod, maybe? You start with Miraak, Harkon and Alduin all dead and a world that is scared of you.

 

theDeModcracy made a video. Nifty!

 

 

So I just got my movie deal... next maybe I can get a six-book series out of my Skyrim playthrough!

 

Have you had a mod video-reviewed?

Searching YT...
 

 

I don't often pull this on people but stumbled on one of the aversions of this the other day, I think it was Maven, it was a genuine surprise (even though I knew it happened).
 

As far as translations go, is anyone working on the even more obnoxious translation of this?

"Give me your gold or I'll [whatever the line is]"

"Piss off! I'm DRAGONBORN. Without me you'd be dragon turd floating in the aether. You should be giving me your money."

"Ok, OK. No need to go on about it, we've all got to make a liv-"

"AND I've just smeared that prick Miraak all over some tentacly things"

"Who's Miraak?"

"Oh, yeah, I suppose there's no reason you'd know him. Don't know really, he turned up a couple of times, twirled a moustache and then vanished. Then he turned up in some weird fever dream (must stop watching Japanese tentacle porn), asking to be killed by wielding a unique item that I did not yet own. Suffice to say he would have killed you ALL if I hadn't bravely stepped in."

"I guess I have to believe-"

"And every vampire everywhere, except for a spurious few living obviously in plain sight, hidden only by the need to scroll all the way down the conversation tree to accuse them, is now dead because of ME! Kneel Before Me, Mortal!"

"whimper"

As the dragonborn is evil, after all.

Singing:

 

"Why do droids

suddenly appear,

every time

when you're near?

Just like me,

they want to be,

fucking you."

Reminded me of this from XKCD:

Huh, interesting. Not sure why that is... I just catch the normal SexLab event, nothing special at all.

 

I'm planning an update which doesn't mark your own sex (presumably you know where you are) and doesn't post a notification, since whatever mod triggered the sex generally does that.

Quest idea (tie-in with Skooma Whore) - you get completely wasted on skooma whore drugs and don't know where you are and lose all your stuff and have to retrace your previous nights' sex encounters from marker to marker.

Like "Dude, where's my goat?" but without the goat, or Shady Sam.

Got it now:

It works over a shorter range than the general notifications.

Closer events do give the BDS notification and create a marker, with the normal SL notifications they can tell you about things happening beyond Aura Whisper range and this doesn't go quite that far.

That seems to be it, anyway.

Thanks again though, my map is going to be quite untidy fairly quickly, I think.

 

This is a good mod, thankyou.

 

Often there's the notification in the corner that makes me exclaim "But WHERE?" out loud.

 

Doesn't currently work for me though, I have the spell and it works but no seksmarkerz appear even though I still see the notifications. Must be my system as it obviously works for other...

 

Does the mark location spell also not work? As I said, the whole map marker thing has been giving me fits. Sometimes they work, sometimes not. I assume it's some sort of incompatibility with another mod, but I don't know what.

 

I've had a chance to test. The custom marker thing works perfectly. Sex markers only appear for acts involving me, and only once it has happened.

...?

The notification "[bDS]....." only appears for acts with me but I still see the regular notifications for others.

This is a good mod, thankyou.

Often there's the notification in the corner that makes me exclaim "But WHERE?" out loud.

Doesn't currently work for me though, I have the spell and it works but no seksmarkerz appear even though I still see the notifications. Must be my system as it obviously works for other...

 

I decided to try and come up with an idea of my own. Pony girl themed. I just really like that subject and unfortunately you barely see it in skyrim adult mods. 

 

Here it goes

 

The Pony Girl Express quest

 

When blacked out by a trap, there is a chance you wake up at a stable in one of the holds (e.g. Whiterun Stables). The player is locked into Devious Devices that would fit a pony girl such as Pony Boots, Armbinder, Ring gag, harness and certain plugs.

 

The stablemaster, your master, will explain that you are now property of the Pony Girl Express and instruct you too deliver messages between the holds. You will be instructed to run to the stablemaster of another hold and deliver messages (letters, documents, etc). The plugs will shock and possibly edge the player regulary to urge her to hurry up. After all, people need their letters. Another thing that might offer an incentive is to put a bounty on the player if she is too late. So you can ask someone to unlock your restraints but you better be prepared for that bounty. 

 

When the player arrives on her destination she will be put in the stables by the local stablemaster for lets say a day. During that time she can eat from a feeding through (Which is possible through the ring gag). Afterwards she will be send back with some more messages, back to her master. 

 

 

It basically repeats like that several times until you escape or you earn your freedom. Maybe the stablemaster sells you and you end up in another scenario. 

 

 

I would absolutely love to see something Pony Girl related, there isn't nearly enough of it imo. 

I tried to keep it simple, basically run from A to B within a certain time frame. Just my 2 cents, I hope you can do something with it

Love your work so far. 

 

I love this idea!

And I agree, there isn't enough ponygirl content.

 

EDIT:

Heh... if Kimy doesn't pick it up, I will...

Add item to ever-growing list of things-to-do.

 

Obviously I love this idea. The pony outfit should buff your speed when all worn at once and hobble you massively if a single item is missing. It should be possible to do this to work off bounty after being arrested too, rather than necessarily a DCL event.

Some green and pleasant areas, like Cyrodiil. Maybe some completely safe areas where you can wander, just to hunt game. Like a Jarl's private estate.

At least one actual city. Skingrad-sized, at least. At least one large, dense, dark forest.

Relationship system with more levels and some degree of adult interaction. Doesn't have to be full SL+DD+slavery, pregnancy and bestiality. The ability to arrive home and have a welcoming kiss with your spouse, or stop on the road for a snog. Start of sex scenes then fade out. Doesn't need anything that would freak out The Straights, man. This much is visible in the original The Sims.

Some more alien areas or dungeons, like HM's domain or the Soul Cairn, that are large enough to wander around for a while.

Menu systems designed for the PC.

All towns in the main worldspace (Open Cities mod).

A Praxographical Centre.

Some more locations that aren't depressingly ruined, lazy nord bastards, CUT BACK ON THE MEAD.

Athletics/Acrobatics skills/stats like in Oblivion. I want to be able to bounce around the countryside and jump straight onto the rooves of single-floor buildings again.

Telekinesis working like it does in Bioshock as a viable projectile weapon.

Blink from Dishono(u)red.

A Walking Eye. Because WALKING EYE:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f77gw2Pp3aY

Huh, turns out there's one in FO. I don't remember that.

 

 

She says that about the priest but says she's still in pain or something, I forget the exact line, besides, what do priests know? I'm the Archmage, goddammit!

Good point. Of course, you can become Archmage without ever casting more than one or two spells, and rely entirely on your sword to do the job... but still!

I do spells, me... Just found LIGHTNING STORM with a random vendor added by mod, none of the vanilla wizards have it despite being a vanilla spell and that I've been Destruction Master since about level 30. It has the long charge-up, unfortunately, but once going is fkng awesome. It's more like a spaceship weapon from a scrolling shooter than a FP game. Or a BFG.

 

The postal deliveries are good things to do for her but she still seems a little sad, somehow.

Could persuade her that you can take her safely to see her parents, you stay there for a day and then take her back?

Ah! An escort quest! It's undoubtedly possible. A bit beyond my skills, but it shouldn't be too hard to learn... something like suspending her normal AI packages and then adding in a new one for a bit.

Ah, yes. Hadn't thought about it like that. Escort missions suck balls in any game (the ones in the original release of X-Wing were the very worst I've had to do though). I was more interested in helping her get back to her folks. Maybe not then. I wouldn't object to FT it, the point is she gets home. Maybe the quest could FT you there (fade out at Shor's Stone, fade in at Darkwater) as the escort really isn't the point, or desirable.

 

She makes the point that she's the equal of any of the men in the mine but maybe a little FONVeronica thing, perhaps she wants just not to wear grimy mining clothes all the time? Take her Noble Robes or equivalent class outfit and she'll accompany you to any inn for a drink and to be seen looking smart.

That's a good idea too. I might end up doing multiple things with her... giving her new clothes, or even a better pickaxe... and I was thinking of inventing a new "bonesetter" healing spell just for her. Or maybe a unique potion you can get from Erandur to give to her. Taking her to an inn is about the same as taking her to see her parents. Possible, and something I'll look at in the future, but not right now. The nearest inn is in Riften (unless you count Redwater Den, but that's not the place you take a nice girl on the first date). Again, destination, not journey, is the point. Choose an inn via dialogue and fade out, fade in(n). Seated bar conversation could be steered towards marriage. And maybe her thoughts on taking her mum as a follower. or house slave. or milk slave. or soulgem farm.

 

Oh, and about the marriage thing, I used a "marry anyone" mod for Haelga as she's never liked any of my PCs. She has really soppy and cute couple dialogue!

All that front and all she wants is to be loved!

Over and over and over again...

With a horker tusk.

 

She needs an extra dialogue line for if you show up with a mammoth tusk in your inventory...

So, another great mod, I like it, but running it with Amorous at the same time makes pretty much all of them (except Lydia initially in Amorous) have a bit of a split personality. And Jordis as a dominatrix? Don't get me wrong, I don't mind a woman that takes a little charge, but it just seems a bit out of character... for both of us.

 

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/439449666531414396/C7FA289B75FAFB4BBE5B147E56B8A70EA9138240/

 

Also once Jordis presents her dominant personality you should be able to actually say "Ah forget about it then" or something like that, incase you want to save your pride or other orfices. Additionally having it count as rape, yeah again strange. Especially considering she's tiny Jordis that I can kill in a few unarmed attacks at this point, and you wrote a mod called Do You Know Who I Am. Again I'm good with it, it's just odd.

lol at your picture. You do have a mod that makes her tiny though, don't you? Otherwise she's quite... statuesque.

*melts a bit*

 

 

 

 

Now this mod piques my interest. I know a young gal at the mines just south of Riften who could use your magic mod wand. Putting this one on my watch list.

 

Oh? Do you have a name, or picture, or UESP reference by chance?

Which mine? I don't remember any girls in any mines...?

 

 

REQUEST GRANTED! http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Sylgja

Oh! I got mixed up with south != north.

And wow is her family weird... well weird to me. You can marry her (Sylgja), and if you do a side quest, her mother can be asked to be a follower... BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!! Her mother also, can be you homes steward. Her father... only says one or two things and carries on like pff whatever.

 

Her father is not concerned, that some stranger shacks up with his daughter, but also runs away to adventure with his wife?!?

He does seem much more interested in mining than anything else. Dude should never have gotten married in the first place.

 

Oh Sheogorath be praised!

 

 

 

I wanted to nurse Sylgia, she talks about her fall and I wanted to make her better. After some weird experiences with marrying other NPCs who'd previously had a completely different home I was wary of marrying her (and she's not Jordis, so I can't really marry her) as I'd found them trying to commute between their previous location and the matrimonial home. On one savegame Jordis was routinely trying to walk back to Solitude, despite the fact that we lived in Whiterun. And Haelga would keep trying to walk back to Riften from Whiterun and would then just reappear in Breezehome.

 

 

She said that a priest of mara came through and healed her, though (it's implied this was Erandur from Dawnstar, but never actually explicitly stated).

Also, her asking you to take the satchel to her parents is another good deed. What else can I do to help her out, really? Any advice?

 

I've only ever had a problem with Derkeethus and Mjoll trying to head back home after marrying them... Derkeethus tends to get killed by wildlife. Mjoll doesn't actually travel, but her shadow Aerin wanders back and forth between Riften and my house seemingly randomly, and also gets killed.

 

She says that about the priest but says she's still in pain or something, I forget the exact line, besides, what do priests know? I'm the Archmage, goddammit!

The postal deliveries are good things to do for her but she still seems a little sad, somehow.

Could persuade her that you can take her safely to see her parents, you stay there for a day and then take her back?

She makes the point that she's the equal of any of the men in the mine but maybe a little FONVeronica thing, perhaps she wants just not to wear grimy mining clothes all the time? Take her Noble Robes or equivalent class outfit and she'll accompany you to any inn for a drink and to be seen looking smart.

Derkeethus has refused to talk to any of my characters, ever. I don't know why. Does he not like women as that's the only commonality, unless he also hates Khajit, Cat Girls, Imperials, Bimbos, Dark Elves, and High Elves?

Oh, and about the marriage thing, I used a "marry anyone" mod for Haelga as she's never liked any of my PCs. She has really soppy and cute couple dialogue!

All that front and all she wants is to be loved!

 

Mjoll doesn't actually travel, but her shadow Aerin wanders back and forth between Riften and my house seemingly randomly, and also gets killed.

 

Any Devious Marriage mods or quests should create a large chest in the basement of any matrimonial home, and an outfit for him, and he should become The Gimp. Unless him constantly following Mjöll and watching the pair of you in bed is your thing.

 

 

Now this mod piques my interest. I know a young gal at the mines just south of Riften who could use your magic mod wand. Putting this one on my watch list.

 

Oh? Do you have a name, or picture, or UESP reference by chance?

Which mine? I don't remember any girls in any mines...?

 

 

REQUEST GRANTED! http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Sylgja

 

And wow is her family weird... well weird to me. You can marry her (Sylgja), and if you do a side quest, her mother can be asked to be a follower... BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!! Her mother also, can be you homes steward. Her father... only says one or two things and carries on like pff whatever.

 

Her father is not concerned, that some stranger shacks up with his daughter, but also runs away to adventure with his wife?!?

 

Oh Sheogorath be praised!

 

 

I wanted to nurse Sylgia, she talks about her fall and I wanted to make her better. After some weird experiences with marrying other NPCs who'd previously had a completely different home I was wary of marrying her (and she's not Jordis, so I can't really marry her) as I'd found them trying to commute between their previous location and the matrimonial home. On one savegame Jordis was routinely trying to walk back to Solitude, despite the fact that we lived in Whiterun. And Haelga would keep trying to walk back to Riften from Whiterun and would then just reappear in Breezehome.

 

 

 

 

 

On the other other hand, "EFF" is only three characters in length, which the search engine will reject as being too small.

 

This 'ere.

I wasn't able to search for three characters, now I can...

 

Nerysbane.jpg

 

Really? To be honest, I haven't tried to search for three characters for a couple of months now, I just assumed it wouldn't work.

You know what they say... assuming makes an ass out of me, and me.

 

Been having some fun with SGO recently, it helped to be able to search for that, was surprised that I could.

There was a forum software update or somesuch not that long ago, wasn't there?

 

 

 

Probably.

Anyway, I just checked, and now I can search for three letter words too. Huzzah!

 

Sniff... I miss my rainbows...

 

If he's still around at least Mace will keep chasing that rainbow.

 

 

 

On the other other hand, "EFF" is only three characters in length, which the search engine will reject as being too small.

 

This 'ere.

I wasn't able to search for three characters, now I can...

 

Nerysbane.jpg

 

Really? To be honest, I haven't tried to search for three characters for a couple of months now, I just assumed it wouldn't work.

You know what they say... assuming makes an ass out of me, and me.

Been having some fun with SGO recently, it helped to be able to search for that, was surprised that I could.

There was a forum software update or somesuch not that long ago, wasn't there?

 

Pardon me for not thoroughly searching the thread beforehand. 

Not at all. Nobody wants to search through seventeen pages of comments looking for just the right one.

On the other hand, the search function at the top of the page does work fine for looking for specific quotes.

On the other other hand, "EFF" is only three characters in length, which the search engine will reject as being too small.

This 'ere.

I wasn't able to search for three characters, now I can...