Vachnic

Intrigueing! It sounds like Dragonborn is (slightly?) more interesting than the rest of the Skyrim story. I still haven't even made it to the Civil War questline, like ever, in my playthroughs, since I keep getting sidetracked or, recently, computer-crashed and have to start over. Again and again, to the point that I can do all the starter quests with my eye closed or while knitting a new sweater now winter is on the way... Maybe I should visit the old Prunes on The Mountain and start playing Dragonborn. *rubs chin(s)*

On the other hand, maybe your meeting with Miraak put you under his mind control as well and you are now his evil, EVIL minion trying to lure us less informed humble Dragonbornettes into his web of lies and deceit...

Hmm.

And I would have kicked your ass... with 4 hoofs at the same time. But you would probably have enjoyed it, cos you're kinky like that...

Vyrthur would be so pleased to hear that! He might even come back to haunt youse, just to check out the thatchery and compare it to cottage he saw before youse slayed him.

NOW you tell me?! After despairing for 5 days?

And I still haven't forgiven you for the spoiler btw. *grmph*

I think he shouted "thatchery", because he saw a quaint lil' cottage over yonder? And he was pondering about the workmanship of the thatchers? But then remembered he was supposed to be fighting youse? And made a mental note inspect said thatchery close-up after defeating youse? But that never happened cos youse defeated HIM and left you pondering why he would mention said thatchery? Maybe?

P.S. I DO have a live! I just misplaced it.

omg, that was not an update... that was a damned SPOILER! So I guess in the end, the butler did it? See? now you have ruined it for me... RUINED!

aww, but why? You MUST update cos reasons! and stuff.

And thanks for the pic of a naked spideregg filled Serena. I didn't like my dinner that much anyway :-\

Tisk... you brought the Daily Mail with you to Ancestor Glade? Seriously? You should have gotten the Times, ole chap tut tut cheerio toodle pip and all that.

You know... I actually did see what you did there. And there. Oh, and there as well!

I haven't gotten around to playing Dawnguard (or Dragonborn for that matter) yet. So I don't know about the whole vampire kerfaffle (apart from being randomly attacked every time I go into a town). So I shall follow your progress and see if it is sorta kinda worth it. For now I am staying firmly planted in Skyrim sans Volkihar(deeharhar)

And there are some true gems of sentences in this post. Thanks for the laughter (out loud, even)

- Moo.

-.- how dare you get my hopes up like that, you... you TEASE. Anyway, take your time writing. After a break it is always difficult to get back into the writing moo-d. (see what I did there? bwahaha... I crack me up)

*yays all Kermit like (floppy hands and all)* You're back! And just as I am starting a new Skyrim playthrough after leisurly strolling through the Movaje Wastelands. Good times.

*sigh* I will miss your rambling of a gamey kind. It is/was one of my highlight of the week. Yah, I know... I need to get out more.

o.O You killed Three Dog?! I have wanted to sooo many times, but I never knew you actually could. Kudos to you!

And once again: I love your playthrough stories. They make me titter and are always a feast of recognition. So please, keep fighting the good fight. Oh... wait...

Happy Bah Humbug day(s)

Life in Skyrim is impossible without a wicker basket! Why, you could use it as a mask or a hat or a seat or just place it at a homemade shrine to the Wicker Man and worship it! *wakes up* Oh, sorry... I appear to have had a dream of useful clutter in Skyrim.

I have a personal vendetta with wicker baskets in Skyrim. They are everywhere! Why? They do nothing and don't even look good. So I generally pick them up, go out to the plains near Whiterun and (attempt to) burn them. Bring some friends, a few meads and wines and make a night of it. Invariably a few giants and sabertooth cats join us and fun is had by all. I think. Usually can't remember what happened the night before and I have trouble walking right. But those are signs of a good time, no?

P.S. no, I wasn't confused about giving the stuff to Woodelf-who-noone-can-remember. Because at that time, I still paid attention to what Delphine and said woodelf said. At least the first playthrough

I love the cliché detective story bits! It is a brilliant way to spruce this incredibly flawed quest case up. I was never able to complete the "case" as one should, until I broke down and read up on it on UESP wiki.

Well, I for one appreciate the humour in your writing, original or "inspired" being irrelevant here, since I don't know the sites you mentioned. Your stories are also incredibly recognisable, which is possibly why the humour works so well. Maybe a feast of recognition at the, sometimes, inane or shallow (predictable) gameplay in Skyrim. More than once you made me laugh out loud with your descriptions, so well done there. And it makes me want to read the next installment to see what observations you come up with next.

So please, keep posting!

thank you *YAY*

LMAO... awesome

Well um... if you have 29 chapters written... what is keeping you from posting more? I kinda need a daily dose of chuckles, y'know.

Entertain me, dammit!

thank you, I enjoyed reading the story so far