Dr. Thang

No matter how I look at it, nothing is more perfect than this:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ADzjfmO6ao

Wow, that's really good for 5 minutes, I have such a screwed up clumsy heavy handed way of drawing that I couldn't do something like that in 5 hours. I'm just really careful and I abuse he hell out of my eraser and I can come up with something close to what I had in mind.

I Wont Draw ( I can't draw  

• Animals
  
• Robots
  

What about...A ROBOT ANIMAL!

That took me months.

Well, where I live, winter lasts for about 2 weeks.

Dude, people who let their fucking dog bark all day and night. I don't blame the dogs, they bark for a reason, the fucking asshole owners can always do something to stop it, something simple like let them in the fucking house or something. They should have their dog taken away, for the dog's sake and the whole neighborhood, because clearly they are shitty owners and the dog would be better off in a pound. At least there it would be surrounded by other dogs and not alone and begging to get inside all night.

I thought the same thing about the dog thing. And uh, well I took a long walk today for the first time since I was crippled in november and spent the whole month recovering. I walked so long my feet feel like giant blisters right now, but it was worth it.

The best samurai movie ever = 13 Assassins.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bqc-TIPv4c

I'm pretty sure the last 40 minutes or so is just one huge battle.

I finally got The Raid 2 on dvd recently, been looking for it for a long time but could never seem to find it. Anyway, it....was....incredible. I love action movies, the more fighting and stuff the better, it's like porn to me, in fact I literally chubbed up at times from watching the fight scenes in the first Raid. This one has even more and better and more brutal fight scenes than the first, but also a much better and bigger story too. In fact I'd say it's the best action movie ever made.

And I'm a large woman with a redheaded vocabulary, and together we fight crime!

Just try this:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A_jeCAfn0E

As long as you can actually pull it off. I probably couldn't. Maybe on the internet I could...

I'll never have to go to jury duty, I'm permanently excused! It's the only way being autistic has ever come in handy.

Yeah, that show was awesome. As for Adam, he's a millionaire, and it's kinda made him insufferable, but the point is his career is fine.

Trust me, if I died and one of my parents turned on my computer, all it would take is seeing my desktop background for them to immediately unplug it and smash it with a hammer.

Ohh, thank you for reminding me! I'm gonna start to fill my computer with alot of awkward, terrible, nasty, unforgivable porn.

Too late for me...

I'm super sad, Oona was just eliminated on Masterchef Jr. She was my favorite, the main reason I watched it, she's so cute I had to chomp down on my knuckle and squeal literally every time I saw her, my finger was raw and sore after every episode...I won't miss that part at least.

Not my parents! Or at least that's what I'm gonna go to my grave believing.

I'm glad to see the guy from Attack the Block is in there, especially since he might be the lead role apparently. That movie kicked ass and he was great in it. As for the lightsaber broadsword thing, there are some...issues with that...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3MozbQj8tM

But it's still a mild step up from the original design. I almost felt somehow offended that I've had so many ideas for awesome and more practical lightsaber designs, and THIS is the first change they make to it, this one minor thing that doesn't really serve any purpose other than looking slightly cooler. Well, it's the first change they made unless you count the double-sided lightsaber, but that thing is just a mess and I'd rather forget it exists.

Went to dinner with most of the family, and that was nice, but then they wanted to go see a movie. I wanted to see Interstellar, but as usual, nobody ever listens to me, so instead we saw Foxcatcher. It was soooooooooooooooooooo sloooooooooooooooow and booooooooooooooring, not one of us even remotely enjoyed it, a few of us fell asleep a few times. There's no way any of us would have enjoyed Interstellar any less, and I doubt any of us would have fallen asleep during it either, but again, nobody ever listens to me.

 

How ironic that guns are such celebrated possesions, then.

Hah.

Hell, that reminds me. Gun nuts, can't fucking stand them.

I'm not talking about people who collect civil war or WW2 rifles and stuff like that. I'm not talking about people who like to go to the gun range once in a while or just shoot cans or go hunting sometimes. I'm not even talking about people who find guns fascinating at a mechanical level. I'm talking about people who see guns as a political tool.

I'm talking about the kind of fucking assholes who would carry guns around openly, hoping someone will confront them on it so they can make a big defiant stand about it. I'm talking about the shit heads who went into a restaurant openly carrying assault rifles and then gave the (war veteran) manager a hard time when he told them to leave, and then followed him to his car and gave out his information on the internet so other gun nuts could harass him too. I'm talking about the stupid fucks who hoard guns and ammo because they think Obama is gonna take them away. I'm talking about the kinda human fucking garbage who started "national gun appreciation day" while the bodies of the 20 children who were gunned down were still warm. I'm talking about the soulless scum who rushed to buy assault rifles after said massacre because the first thought on their minds when 20 children were gunned down was "oh god no, this might affect the price of assault rifles!" These are the kinda savage animals who only get more rabidly defensive about their right to own guns after every massacre, and they hide behind the 2nd amendment despite obviously never reading it and the fact that it was written in a time where guns could only fire about 1 round per minute.

I could go on, but I think you all get the picture, there is a big difference between gun owners and gun nuts. This sums it up pretty well:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnF9D-JxM1k

I don't know what all that shit at the end says, but that's the shortest version of that bit I could find.

Went grocery shopping today, had to return something for the bf's mother at the customer service counter so did that first... spent an hour and a half. Get to the checkout and as we're getting ready to pay, Suckit goes 'where's your keys..?' 

 

I almost lost my mind... I couldn't remember what happened to them, I could feel an anxiety attack coming and I'm trying not to freak out... Glance over and there's the customer service, I dash over and THERE are my keys just sitting there, for almost 2 hours. The lady goes 'Oh yeah those have been there for a while' I almost cried I was so relieved -.-' 

 

I fucking hate not remembering things.

Dude, what is up with chicks misplacing their keys? Seriously, this can't be a coincidence, it has never happened to any guy I know but it seems like women spend like 1/8th of their lives just looking for where they put their keys.

Having to live on this world with such stupidity instead of the high end of the positive possibilities of human intelligence and altruism really really pisses me off:-(

After being subjected to your opinions, I feel the exact same way.

Oh yeah, Popeyes kicks KFC square in the balls, and my grandma makes great baked breaded chicken too. That's the one thing I never figured out how to make as good as she does.

It really pisses me off that KFC can, and frequently do, call themselves "the world's best chicken". Now, even if they were really insanely good, there's still probably some grandma somewhere who makes it better, so it's a ridiculous thing to say no matter how good it is. But that's the worst part, it's not good, it sucks, it really really sucks, it's the greasiest saltiest fried chicken I've ever had, I won't touch that shit anymore. And it's not like they say it's the world's best FRIED chicken, which would still be utter bullshit, just the world's best chicken in general. Hell, if we are just talking about any kind of chicken, El Pollo Loco is a thousand times better. But as for fried, my grandma makes way better fried chicken than KFC, and I make it even better than she does, so that's two people already who make better chicken than the "world's best chicken". The whole 11 herbs and spices thing pisses me off too, it just proves they're full of shit and suck at what they do. Anyone who knows anything about fried chicken knows it doesn't matter how many herbs and spices you use, that's like saying I have the world's best computer because it has over 11 nuts and bolts in it. What matters is how you cook it, beyond that all you really need is salt and pepper, you're not gonna make up for cooking it a crappy way by just adding more spices. Personally I like to use some cajun seasoning, and that's it. How many herbs and spices is that? I don't know, but I count it as one. And that's what I use to make what my dad calls the best fried chicken he ever had, and he's not the kinda guy who gives out compliments easily or would lie to make you feel good. All I do is make it a good way, and I only like to use boneless skinless chicken too, and I still kick the crap out of KFC's salty grease garbage. I do use my own signature batter too but that's my secret.

 

Artistic Depiction

Wow....

Yeah, well, my body is made up mostly of spaghetti sauce and turkey gravy so good luck mopping that up.

No shit! Cooking is my favorite thing to do too, and music has also been one of my main obsessions my whole life too. And I'm the exact same way when I cook, I hate spending any time or effort on something just for myself, I only like cooking good stuff if other people are gonna have it too.