Sir SnowOwl

Granted but it malfunctions and goes on strike   I wish I could get the extra spicy custard, espguy threw at me, out of my eyes

Good news: say it in private instead we wont listen......honest.....

Banned because everyone here is weird

2438

Bad news: Don't read our minds then haha

Tarantula

Granted everyone nows votes and causes chaos   i wish for bananas and custard

Never heard of a Mr Gut myself

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Banned because I'm not the only one

Good news: peace and quiet

Guess the game.   See how this game goes. I'll start by posting a quote from a game, if you know the game the quote is from state the name of the game and then add your own quote from another game, and the next person does the same etc.   Example: A: Quote "VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE!" B: thats Skyrim. New Quote "It's like this train. It can't run anywhere except where its rails take it." C: Thats FF7. New Quote......................   Couple of basic rules: A: Try to be accurate with your quote in case there are a few games with similar quotes. B: Try to pick a game that is well known so more people can have a guess.   Here's my quote to start the game of...   "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."    

Banned for being forgetful

Bad news: don't think about yourself

Banned because I can eat and work, depending on what I'm doing at the time.

banned for promoting eating over working

Bad news: You get the enchanment wrong and are now being chased by a pack of amorous canines

banned for eating lunch and not working

banned for begging for food

Granted but not when you are   I wish for a tall walking staff

2434

oblong

Oh sorry I ment The Vatican Secret Artchive/Museum.   Wish granted, here's the required items. if you get caught we don't know you though

Neutron