Sir SnowOwl

Granted we all visit at the same time.   I wish I were on holiday

banned

Granted I posted it to Antartica   I wish I worked for Bethesda Softworks

Banned for not cleaning up either

Banned for not getting it

Banned for not showing a tattoo XD

banned for violence  

Granted you can draw brilliantly, if in public and drawing the contents of adult mods found on LL.   I wish I could see the gryphon's new drawings

Banned for double banning people

The strangest dream I had was a few months ago, I dreamt that two small figures were attacking me. One was standing and jumping on my chest and one was trying to strangle me. I always move around alot in my sleep and when I woke up I found that I had twisted and my duvet was wrapped around my neck and it took a couple of minutes to get free.

Granted but your powers all have a 50/50 chance of backfiring   I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted you can now transmute any material into horse dung   I wish I had a cigar

banned for not eating cat  

banned for mentioning ice cream when Im on a diet

Granted but Johnny Depp refuses to speak to you all day.   I wish I were on holiday

Forgot what I were going to say, but, your still banned.

Banned because cyborgs can celebrate holidays

Banned for not respecting the beard's feelings.

Granted, your eternally inspired to do nothing.   I wish I had more tattoos

banned for not being human

Granted you no longer have to work during summer but must work outside all winter.   I wish I could visit eath 2.0

I have played Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim. I would recommend trying all three of these as they are great games. The story of the Elderscrolls changes so much from game to game that it's not neccessary to play them all to understand whats going on.   For example in Skyrim the Mages Guild is no longer present in the same way as it was in Morrowind and Oblivion. This is due to there no longer being a Mages Guild per se.   A lot of people play just one or two games and are happy with that. I've never played Arena and Daggerfall for example.

banned for mentioning ammo

Granted. your ice cream cone is Jalapeno flavour   I wish I had a new pc

Granted all your neighbours are now three-toed sloths.   I wish I could dance