tacomarine

granted, but now your work has gained the attention of the ewoks from starwars and now you can't do anything without one screaming like a four year old chewbacca

i wish that i wasn't the father

banned for reading

granted, but in soviet russia, cookie eats you!

lol i wish i had moar free tyme

banned because we're still here to ban you. can't, what that cheeasy saying... the one with swinging a cat or somthing... yeah that.

banned for your lesser mind

banned for all undercaps name

granted, but then the japanese change their language to french

i wish that didn't happen.

granted, but now you wish you didn't.

i wish i could translate japanese

banned for breaking my fingers in the other thread

granted, but then this thread dies.

i wish i could play guitar good again

banned for h8in on Halo!

granted, but due to the time paradox, you now do it before and while you do it. unless it's something enjoyable. in the latter case, it takes up so much time you fall into a void and die 50 some hours later because you didn't get up to eat or drink. if thats now the case, go with the first idea.

i wish i could read peoples minds. and read my own at the same time. AND THEY CAN'T READ MINE! my superpower only....

banned for bringing up the avatar again

banned for protecting his avatar by banning his banner

granted, but Lamar Smith was reincarnated into a talking orange

i wish i had more freetime

banned because you're next on the FBI's hitlist

granted.. you now work 28 hr shifts at tacos' emporium. voila, it's been granted.

yes, i'm on the samw boat as yuo.

i wish for a bif ass flass of coffie

banned for hateing mexicans

banned for thinking it but not doing it

ha! i actually laughed at that. don't worry, most of us here are cool and don't want a virtual lap dance. that said, welcome to lovers lab.

both yall banned cause both gots more posts than me

granted. you get tenticle noodles. ewww....

i wish...... that i was..... purple.

banned for lack of spaces

banned because facepalm

granted. you're moved to alpha centuri. lots warmer.... yeah its a sun.

i wish i didn't feel like i had to point that out