tacomarine

i used to like runescape.... and then i took an arrow to the knee.

granted, you just grew a USB sized stick.

i wish my mind wasn't in the gutter all the time...

banned for having one

granted. it;s been announced for dolphins only.

i wish i could use my alien gun

banned for making me feel stupid

granted. you've just turned all of us into zombies

i wish my gun was more accurate

i was conqureing japan... and then my flying spagetti monster took an arrow to the knee.

granted, but your super car has a super gas thirst

i wish i could be a bounser for a rich guys brothel.

banned for hatin on the pony

btw dragon age is a pc rpg... this big, badass likes the cake. also says 'the cake is a lie'

banned for a wtf ban

granted, you get a construction kit. it's still not software, so you have to use your hands. and a wrench that happened to come with it

i wish my girl had my sex drive...

banned for dragon age imitation

granted, you get FREEDOM!! as you jump out your window. but you don't realize that you are in a skyscraper

i wish i didn't have to go back eight pages to find out that nobody granted my wish

gratned, an earthquake shifted your condo right on top of your car.

i wish i didn't have to go five pages back on the other thread to find out who responded to me

banned for not beliveing

banned cause idk what that is so i can't ban you for it

banned for ptential nexus affiliation

banned for thinking

banned for protecting the innocent

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqXW-OMvpP0

this is what pops up when you type in 'shit' into youtube

i am playing mass effect 2.

playing the third in spirit till it comes out.

granted. but now while your sleeping sombody comes and steals your house. you wake up in a patch of grass.

i wish for a promotion

banned for banning at the same time as me

you could play female in warband. but i was not aware that there were any good adult mods for any mount and blade games. it's just not a real good (easy) game to mod.

my advise is to actually google for it, there are a lot of repositiories out there that have M&B mods, might want to try them out.

banned for wrong spelling of double.