LordJerle

Doesn't know that I am merely a figment of her crazed imagination.  

Is jealous cuz... Proof or didn't happen.

Is jealous of the almighty bacon bra.

Was tricked by a kitty.

Is jealous of my bacon and chicken sammich.

  At 9001 you get Super Saiyan powers.

People who feed on drama or spread other people's personal business around.  I don't fucking tell your personal shit to everybody, why should you tell everybody mine?  It's called a private life for a reason, cuz it's FUCKING PRIVATE.  Maybe I don't understand it because I'm nowhere near what people consider "normal", but as far as I've seen in my almost 31 years of life, I'm a whole lot better off.

  No.

without a condom

under a couch

having hot sex

Nipple

Miller

Banned for assuming teh kitty is filthy.

BANNED because *pets the kitty*

  I have it, haven't gotten around to watching it yet, which is funny, cuz I've had it for 2 years now...

And bring bacon.

I like to think I'm the caveman's version of ahead of the curve.

I mix my tea in a gatorade bottle and drink straight out of it >.>

The cup was invented for football 50 years before the helmet... Do men REALLY know what's important?

Banned because so do mid life crises.

I think that for men, the bra for balls is called a cup, and the bra for penises is called a condom.

Banned for making me feel old.

Doesn't happen too often, though.

Banned cuz I watched cartoons in the 80's.