espguy

banned for posting a funny link

  Youre welcome! Theres something elseyou want to powerlevel?

  Which one?

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I have a list of characters that i want tocreate but dont have time or cant decide between them, Ill post one.   Build name: The dark vindicator   backstory: There was a Imperial boy that uppon birth was given to the vigilantes to be raised. Since a young age he was trained to hunt daedra and other kinds of "abominations", untill one day when he was 15 he and a group of vigilantes were sent to investigate rumors of a werewolf pack. He discovered the whole village where made of werewolfs, but they had a code. 1)They would never hunt sentient beings 2)any of them that couldnt controll itself would be chained in the tavern basement during the night untill it learns tho controll itself 3) any child born with the gift of hircine would be trained since its birth to control itself   When he discovered they meant no harm, he wanted to go away and leave them to heir lives, but another vigilante discovered the village secret and tghe vigilantes burned the village and killed everyone thast tried to escape. When he asked why they did this the answer was: "they are a spawn of hircine, an aboination, and must be killed". That was the first of many atrocities he saw the vigilantes doing. One day when he was 24 he as sent to investigate a village that could have vampires on it, but he didnt find anything. just before leaving a huge band of trolls atacked the village and they couldnt defend themselves, he tried to help the villagers but there was to many trolls. Suddenly a group of skeletons appeared led by the blacksmith, he was the vampire. Also the tavern keeper shapeshifted into a werewolf and both atackedthe trolls and protected the village. After the trolls were killed he went to the balcksmth and asked why he was helping the village, the answer was: "because its my home, I do it since the oblivion crisis,when I turned. being a vampire or using necromancy doesnt make you evil. Power doesnt corrupt people, people corrupt the power. Bad people can do good things for a evil objective, the same way good things can be made through dark ways". After this he gave up being a vigilante and decided to live in the village. He married the tavern keper sister and had a daghter but died in the labor. One day, when the PC was 13 a large group of vigilantes went to the village because they heard that they were giving shelter to a vampire and if hey didnt turned it in the village would face the consequences. When he heard this the blacksmith turned himself in asking them to spare the village. The vigilantes burned him on a stake. Unluckly the leader of the vigilantes group recognised the PC father and decided to execute him for threason and ordered the village to be burned by sheltering a vampire and a traitor. The  PC father ordered the to the villagers to run and charged the vigiantes. The PC uncle grabbed her turned int werewolf an took her and led part of the villagers to a hidden cave. They hid for 3 days and then went back to the village, it was burned to the ground and half the villagers were dead. They rebuild the village and tried to live heir lifes but since that day the village hattyed the vigilantes. When the PC was 19, she heard the leader of that vigilantes group was promoted and was in skyrim and left the village looking for revenge.   The dark vindicator is a dark, but not evil character and will use any means to get the power to get its revenge. Shes helpfull and want to help people, but is merciless and cruel to those who doublecross her or make innocent people suffer, she doesnt nescesarily kills them, but prefer to give them a fate worse than death (if you want slavery or soulgems ovens thats ok since its only used on "bad" people). Shes not necessarily a werewolf, her uncle was the only werewolf in the family and he may or not have turned her, but shes ok with werewolf, vampires aand daedra since theyre not causing problem to other people.   skills(vanilla): one handed, sword dual wield when facing multiple enemiesnor when its not using magic, sword an spell or unnarmed light armor(shes not a sneak character but a agile one) destruction summoning (especially necromancy, but she also summon daedra) restoration (survivability and heal undead) illusion (she likes toplay with her enemies minds) alteration enchanting smithing   skills(Perma): one handed, sword dual wield when facing multiple enemiesnor when its not using magic, sword an spell or claws(she was trained by her uncle that was a werewolf) light armor(shes not a sneak character but a agile one) destruction summoning (especially necromancy, but she also summon daedra) restoration (survivability, heal undead, but shell focus on curses ) illusion (she likes toplay with her enemies minds, so she uses both phantoms and controll) alteration (lots of fun and usefull spells) enchanting smithing

  Theres a better way to powerlevel sneak and illusion togeter that don break immersion. falmer are blind they only detect you by sound, if you go to a place full o them sneak while using muffle they wont detect you unless you bump into something, and thats my friend is how you power level sneak and illusion.

Banned for eating them instead of focing them to give you their power.

Its probably your load order, you may have overwritten the throne mod. Try to unnistall it and install again as the last mod in your load order it shoul make it work.

One punch man!!! I love this manga its the perfect mix of nonsense randomnes and action BTW Itll get  a anime on october this year. But theres a listof animes from this season that Im watching:   Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru no Darou ka? (good story, I used toread the manga but the animealready surpassed it) High School DxD BorN (Funny, good action and good plot (no pun intended)) Plastic Memories (Great story, good comedy in some parts, but Brace yourself the feels are coming!!!) Kekkai Sensen (prety good plot and action) Punchline (its completly random and my first reaction tafter watching it was: "WTF did I just see?", but its so weird and ridiculous in someparts that I cant stop watching, even if the fanservice is kind of stupid) Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru (Second season of agreat anime, Has a pretty good pl,ot and comedy and fucking awesome protagonist)

Banned for using white on his post

Using legendary to get more perks is only worth if its from a skill you dont use very much or its fast to level. Should you legendary a skill? Yes. Should sneak be turned legendary? No.

  Why someone would go to the orbital brothell if they can go to the Loverslabian moon? Its the moon of sin, after it started being colonized las vegas became aghost city, a old world relic. The Loverslabian moon is rare case of a moon with water and atmosphere, it has beautifull beaches and waterfalls. Its the universal capital of porn, lust and drinking, 90% of its economy is based on sex industry and turism, the others 10% are related to unusual stuff thats hard to find anywere else. Its population is composed by several races, droids and AI. 

Banned because I love cats

  That would be awesome, we could unify the in a empire with dick shaped spaceships and oversexualized soldiers. I demand giant flying space dicks!

Banned for not using uppercase in the start of your post

The existence of a Multiverse (multiple universes) hasnt been proved, and I dont even know if it can be proven. Different universe could have different laws of physics or even magic, so theres no way we could prove the existence of those using our laws of physics and the science we know unless it was by accident. If they exist we can prove the exitence of the universes with our laws of phisics but its posible that they are minory, but they could also be the majority. If youre talking about timeline universes theyare even harder to prove. But supposing there is a multiverse and some of them have different laws of physics, ours should be called "The one  nothing interesting happens", because we dont have superhumans, magic or futuristic tecnologies (yet).

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Im a men and have no fucking idea about my sexuality. I dont feel attracted by men, when i see a attracive girl I know shes attractive, but I never find men attracive, but I have no problem watching gay sex and also wouldnt mind having sex with a men unless he asked for a blowjob (no dicks in my mouth), my reaction to it is just whatever. By other side I find transexuals (sex change or boobs and dick) as attractive as women, also if tecnology evolved to the point there are humanlike androids with artificial inteligence I would fuck them. I also think genderbending is interesting but sadly is irreversible (being able to genderbender at will would be awesome, i hope tecnology gets to this point one day). If anyone know what I am please awnswer because Im confused about it.

If aliens had a superior tecnology they should have no motivation to invade us unless they wanted slaves. If they wanted natural resources like most movies put as the motivation for a invasion they can get it easier in other places, comets and asteroids are full of minerals and frozen water, it would be easier and cheaper fot them to mine asteroids then tosatrt a military campaign to take over earth, alsowe already used most of our resources.

Banned for not sharing the tecnology to become a cyborg

Banned for being a majestic cat (btw whats the race?)

Why people always think of  aliens with superior tecnology ? its possible we are the ones with superior tecnology or that were in the same level. Also I Think is probable that well be the ones invading other planets, There are several big companies that are fucking the world for profit and they are to big to fail, we have several tecnologies that could help make the climatic changes slow down but they would rreduce the profits of some powerful people so they arent used, also it wouldnt change the lifestyle of great part of the population ad no ruler want to mess with it because it would be the end of its poitical carrer. Earth is fucked, were beyond the point of no return we can not "save the planet" anymore all we can do is to try to prvent everithyin to goin to shit and our extinction. I see 3 possibilities for human space expansion: 1) we become a race of planet devourers and destoy other planets for resources so we dont have to destroy our homeplanet. 2) we begin a huge expansion and do the imperialism and colonization process again, but try ot to destroy the colonies. 3) we leave earth and try to find other planets to live.    

If you need some hq for your guild tell me what kin of place you want that I may know a good mod ( I love manor/castle mods and youll need sometghing big to accomodate all the members)   BTW you may wanto to check yhis mod it allows you to create a academy(school) in skyrim:   Dragons Keep: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/53509/?

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Ive foun it, The mod that mix paradise halls with sexlab: http://www.loverslab.com/topic/37048-wip-paradise-halls-sexlab-extension-v01g-150207/