espguy

Wields the power of milk

On a flat over my store dedicated to geek/otaku culture. First floor: Games and medieval style bar (tavern) Second floor: manga,anime,random collectibles (lightsabers,figures etc) and adult section. Every saturday would be an orgy party with free drinks to honor bacus, roman god of orgies alchool and merchants. Every monday Magic championships. Wednesday viodeogame championships. fryday would be RPG day.

banned for picking too many flowers and destroying the garden

is everywere

granted, but it wont be modable I wish my insomnia ends

Granted, now itll send you emails   I wish I had telepatic powers

is a frequent user of LL

Bad news the world isnt depraved enough

Banned for I have returned

Granted, but now it tastes and smells like drunken piss. I wish for a free copy of fallout 4

banned because theres no such thing as too many bans

Dont like odd faces

is a ninja bunny

paradoxicaly banned

granted, but theres qa 50% chance that theyll be broken I wish I wasnt single

granted, but now the sky is pink. I wish for a lemon pie

is emotional

banned for asking for a reason on internet

granted after they clean theyrselves internet fails for 24 hours. I wish I knew what to do about something.

banned with a carrot on your ass

Wants a carrot pie

likes to fly free through the skies.

granted but now youre a wandering disaster. I wish for a really fun otaku girl to fall in love with me.

Banned because theres already a place were everyday it a massive chaos even if theres no anarchy, its called brazil.

Just be yourself, if shes with you its because she likes you the way you are, changing would be stupid. Now about the distance, do you have a job or youre a student? if youre a student transfer to a  college near were she lives. If youre working move out to were she lives, love is something precious and rare, sometimes you need to do something crazyn to keep it.