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distract his oponents on battle by swinguing his dick

Banned for knowing one of the secret unpoken rules of the universe

Granted Ill trow hot oil on you.

I wish for materials to build a prototype of a project of mine (in RL, i love top thinker with machines.)

Bad news: Itll probably take a lot of time.

Forgot that white walkers can also be killedby fire/heat so lasers work. (Better make Valyrian steel bullets for an emergency)

Bad news: I think he loged out before giving me the ideas.

Granted it falls on your dick.

I wish for a workshop.

Is being watched by my stealth drones with gattling lasers

can get some of my wepons to defend from undead.

banned becuase weirdness is good, normal people are boring

Ok Ill do it keep the gate open. I have some business to settle with a certain king that forgot about a supplies delivery deal.

You, for bringing her. Im almost finishing the axe, Ill need to open the dimensional gate and send her to test it somewere, Any Idea?

I wish that robots would kill all the drug dealers and brazil would become safe.

Fallout 4, Ive already played with 6 chracters. The game is so good I cant decide how to play and make a main one.

Granted, youre forced to move to brazil, enjoy the drugdealers that cuase mini civil wars everyday against the police. No joke this really happens, over 300 people died fron gunshots related to them in 6 months. Luckly this only happens in favelas on the places medium class and rich people lives the only problem are muggers.Also 10 yerars ago the goverment decided only the military and police could wield guns so you cant defend yourself. luckly the senate is trying to take diown this law. On the good side I live on the upper-midclass area of the city 2 blocks the beach.

banned because chaotic neutral is the most unpredictable allignment

Good news: Ill make a hot female homunculus to take his place! Anyone has ideas?

Excelent! I needded someone to test my new weapons! Right now Im making an eletrified chainsawaxe with a inner reactor that can cut steel easily since its made of an experimental alloy thats as hard as diamonds.

May get a promotion.

Banned because Im not evil Im chaotic neutral.

Is my new assistant.

Good News: Ill train you! BTW Wheres my android butler Mr metalass? he supposed to be waiting for my return.

Good news: Since theyre not hunting me anymore I cvan return to my old Lair/lab and keep my experiments!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Had a awesome father that was a great men, I miss him

Banned because My parents work at the university I study, so I have to live with them untill I graduate so I cant spend the whole day naked at home.

Good news: I finnaly escaped from the angry mob