espguy

Dont understand theyll nevel catch me alive!!!!!!

Granted but now youre assexual.

I wish for a contract to serve asmodeus on earth.

granted but its 100% cocoa so its bitter.

I wish for a girlfriend.

granted but now youre allergic to it.

I wish for a gaical floating banana.

is a nordic cow.

Bad news: its weakness is running out of milk.

I know how to make several drinks, it also Would be perfect to make a exeriment. High dosage of caffeine can cause allucinations and get people high ( no joke, me and a friend already got high from nearly overdose of cafeine), Ive created a drink using coffe, mate ( a herb that grows on south america and its ued for tea, the tea contain more cafeine than coffe and makes people lose weight) and suggar.  This drink cause allucinations for about 9 hours and keps you awake for 3 days. Some studies say that cafeine increase libido and sexual desire on women, all the tests of the "students blessing" were on me or a male friend, so i woulfd like to know if it makes womwn horny and high instead of just high.

granted, you win against a rtard child and peermanently destroy its confidence.

I wish for melons with honey.

Makes me want to visit Mexico so we can take a drink and hang out. seriously youe  really fun.

granted, but its because youve been kicked out of college.

Bad News: I need money.

Banned because Im unemploied.

banned for stopping to use your bow.

granted, but theyre all rusty.

I wish I win the next lottery.

banned for being udderly canine.

bad news there arent any erotic superheroes

still hasnt finished elina.

TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE.

banned for exibiting your ninja award 9ninjas supposed to be secretive).

granted, but youve been demoted.

I wish for superhuman intelligence.

bad news: police is using mechs to prevent viagra theft.

Granted but youll look like shit.

I wish for quick fulldive development.

knows about me having a crush that not evem I know. Seriously, who it is?

Good news: Fulldive is being researched and have huge erotic potential.

Banned for interfering in the bacon raygun project.