The Show and Tell thread

[LordJerle]

Basically this is a thread to tell or show us some of your quirks or guilty pleasures, whichever.  Rules are simple.  One show or tell at a time.  Don't give all your secrets away!  I'll go ahead and start

 

Sometimes, when I'm heating up something in the microwave, I like to try and open the door the exact second the alarm goes off, and I'll go BEEP BEEP BEEP!  along with the microwave.

[polluxval]

i pretend to be sleep when i dont want to talk with someone....... ZZzZzZzZzzZZz cof cof ZZZZzzzzzzzZZ

[AgentChicken]

I've never had a Girlfriend. I concentrated on my studies during 13 years of schooling and i have never kissed or dated a Girl. 

[Contessa]

I fall... a lot. Comical cartoon-like falls too.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Observing (not stalking  ) that MILF next door who happen to be my former classmate. 

[AgentChicken]

I almost drowned when i was Little, I slipped on the side of the pool and fell into the deep end of the pool and everytime i put my body up the surface of the water my body would be dragged back down again and i started to panic and loose my breath. My father jumped in fully clothed, Wallet in his pocket with credit cards, money and his phone and dragged me out of the pool and helped me regain consciousness. Ever since that event i struggle and stay away from area's in the pool or water that i can't touch with my feet other wise i sink like a brick. 

[Ghost]

My sig has an secret of me

Don't know why I'm writing it in there, 'cause there are no other strangers who knows this. Just my friends and my lovely girlfriend knows it

And now you and all the other visitors of this site, but i like this community

[AgentChicken]

Lover's Lab has one of the best community's, Everyone here is just awesome .

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Keep smoking even if I cough my lung out... 

[Strelky]

I'm now shit-faced drunk off scotch and cola

Its pretty much a weekly routine for me

[Veta]

I have watched so much (kinky) porn, it is hard to get turned on by normal pron.

[Emily]

Emily is saving money. She'll needs more than solid 35.000 $ to start a new small business that she can call her own.

[Contessa]

Falling Update: I tripped over my panties getting off the toilet and slammed my face into the wall. COMICAL. Frankly, I'm surprised I'm still alive.

[RandomOne]

Falling Update: I tripped over my panties getting off the toilet and slammed my face into the wall. COMICAL. Frankly, I'm surprised I'm still alive.

 

lol sorry but thats funny right there I tell you what.

 

If I end up laughing at someones misfortune I always feel bad about it later, so I try not to laugh but tripping over panties is almost always funny, I don't care who you are, you'll laugh

[Emily]

Emily is strangely attracted to Jesus loving people.. She hope this isn't going badly.

[Strelky]

Emily severely disagrees with me

[Emily]

She agree to disagre with strelky.

She also in agreement with nonusnomeni when he is not being logical.

[Ghost]

I have too much Money.... Don't know what to do with it.

[cobme]

@Ghost I wish you that this will be your only problem, ever.

 

I smoke weed, and I love it. 

 

Great thread Jerle!