Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Robot Nixon]

I don't know.

 

What counts and doesn't count as part of "services"? Because the killing and draining my blood might be unfavorable for me.

[Thulas]

Oh, no, that would be me, Titanic isn't aware of the vampiric nature of her vessel.

 

Do you agree to pay upfront?

[Robot Nixon]

Ok.

 

Do you take credit cards, or goat's blood and virgins?

[Thulas]

Cash only. Well, little puppies are ok, too.

 

Have you even decided yet which service you'd like?

[Robot Nixon]

Ok, luckily I've got all three.

 

Um, all of them?

[Thulas]

That would be a mistake. Good that she isn't here yet.

 

Anyway, where is my milkshake? I mean...hers...

[Robot Nixon]

It's under that hat over there.

 

Why is my hat over there?

[Thulas]

Because you aren't the mad hatter.

 

Do you want that shake in your tea?

[Robot Nixon]

Uh...

 

What is the tea in this scenario?

[Thulas]

Definitely not liquid scat.

 

Or...can you be sure that it isn't?

[Robot Nixon]

Nope.

 

But it probably is, isn't it?

[Thulas]

No, it's something that normaly is fluid, and not ony in this case.

 

Do you know what I mean?

[Robot Nixon]

I think my brain is starting to shut down (whether or not from the milkshakes is yet to be determined), so maybe.

 

Is it related to the milkshakes?

[HyperonicX]

No, it is due to the junior Mr Popplewick not being allowed to expect anyone!

 

Why am I so tired all of a sudden?

[formel]

A side effect of my mind-controll-rays, it will pass.

 

 

Maybe you remember the farmer from yesterday...

If a farmer has 5t photatos with a producten cost of 0.25€ per kg and he sells 3t for 0.40€ per kg the other 2t for 0.13€ per kg.

 

A new question has formed it self. What is the exact Shrödinger equation for the 5t photatos?
 

[Thulas]

A..cat.

Is cat right?

[Robot Nixon]

No, cat is left.

 

But is cat up?

[nonusnomeni]

no he is not

 

what is the difference between day and year

[Thulas]

The amount of pizzaslizes.

Who wants to meet Titanic for a special offer?

[formel]

I meet her already on a monthly base for 4.00€/month, one could say I have an subscription.

 

 

Whatcha gonna do when sherif John Brown come for you?

[Robot Nixon]

Shoot him, but not the deputy.

 

Are you down down down down down?

[nonusnomeni]

nope i am tra la la

 

are you learn to fly

[elalquimista]

I learnt to spider

 

DId you took my book?

[Robot Nixon]

No, a ghost did.

 

Who thought a 100-foot tall walking marshmallow man was a good idea?

[Thulas]

I. Will be ledicieous.

 

Why isn't it filled with blood and false dreams like I ordered?