Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Robot Nixon]

That one isn't yours. Your order was delayed thanks to the Blood Shortage of 2975.

 

Where is the love, the love, the love, where is the love the love the love?

[Thulas]

In the other marshmallowman.

 

Why haven't you payed me yet?

[Robot Nixon]

Because.

 

What am I paying for again?

[Thulas]

Various acts with Titanic.

 

Why wasn't I able to hold her in her cage yesturday night...?

[Robot Nixon]

I'm surprised a cage could even be used.

 

I thought I sent the payment already?

[Thulas]

A banana is no paycheck.

 

Why you even thought it would be enough?

[Robot Nixon]

I didn't send a banana. I sent out goats and virgin's blood. 

 

Or maybe it was virgins and goat's blood?

[Thulas]

It was your own.

 

Can't you remember that I was thirsty last night?

[Robot Nixon]

That's what the virgin blood was for.

 

Unless it wasn't?

[Thulas]

Virgin blood doesn't taste good, that's why I had to suck you.

 

Like that sexual innuendo?

[Robot Nixon]

A masterfully implemented single entendre.

 

So then what happened to the virgin blood?

[Thulas]

Flushed away.

 

Robotic blood supply isn't that bad, ain't it?

[Robot Nixon]

That's just oil. Or booze depending on the model.

 

I don't think vampires like drinking motor oil, do they?

[Thulas]

There is no motoroil inside of your brain, it is fed by a synthetic blood.

 

I need a milkshake now...where is it?

[Robot Nixon]

I don't know.

 

Maybe one of your other minds took it?

[Thulas]

Titanic...

 

Where is that bitch again?

[formel]

In Frankfurt but it's not a bitch it's magazine, you know something printed on paper to read.

 

It's farmer time

 

If a farmer has 5t photatos with a producten cost of 0.25€ per kg and he sells 3t for 0.40€ per kg the other 2t for 0.13€ per kg.

The question of the day: Looking at one Photato: What are the Biomolecules with their primary structure within the photato?

[Thulas]

They are dancing "VMCA".

 

Since when is it written "photato"?

[formel]

Since I said so. Makes much more sense to use photato as a merge of words potato and photon because to grew a potato you need photons. And what is a potato other then condensed photons in a for living beings useable form. So photato is the logical conclusion.

 

 

Who you gonna call?

[Thulas]

Your parents, you were a naughty formel and need to be punished.

 

Whip or 9-tailed cat?

[Robot Nixon]

That would depend.

 

Which one would cause more collateral damage?

[Thulas]

You'd have to ask Marina that, she is into these things.

 

Raped and beaten to death, or beaten to death and then raped? Pick your poison.

[Robot Nixon]

Depends on if I'm beaten with the whip or the 9-tails.

 

Who the flying fig is Marina?

[Thulas]

Elder sister of Titanic. Not a prostitute, but even more kinky. Oh, and also quite shizophreniac, the only reason why I somewhat like her.

 

Can you feel it? Can you taste your own blood?

[Robot Nixon]

Yes, but that's because I think I bit my own tongue.

 

There's someone out there more kinky than Titanic?