Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Thulas]

Yes, she may do everything for money, but that doesn't mean that she actually enjoyes these things.

 

Will this change when Titanic actually becomes an adult?

[Robot Nixon]

Possibly, though there's a real chance it could be for the worst (for us, not her).

 

Exactly how old is Titanic?

[Thulas]

She said she was 14, but I just found her ID. She actually is 22.

 

How could she lie to me?

[Robot Nixon]

Some people are just cruel like that.

 

Speaking of cruel, who took my pants?

[Thulas]

Me. I just love these buttless leatherpants!

 

Why did I let Marina answer that...?

[Robot Nixon]

I don't know. 

 

So.... can I have my pants back?

[Thulas]

Sure, I don't want them.

 

Will you write faster now that you can amuse both of us?

[Robot Nixon]

If I don't run out of things to write, I'll try.

 

Did either of you leave this burning hobo out front? 

[Thulas]

Not that I'd know.

 

But when does a Malkavian actually know what he or one of his inhabitants does?

[Robot Nixon]

Pretty sure Therese knew what Jeanette was up to. Just sayin'

 

But then again, what do I know about vampires anyways? I'm just a robot ex-President.

[Thulas]

I can't ceep track on who tries to take control from time to time. Or sometimes even is able to do it.

 

Have you seen Titanic? And has she cried?

[Robot Nixon]

No I haven't.

 

Why would she be crying? I'm pretty sure the burning hobo said she was laughing the whole time while she set him on fire. Apparently his name is Steve.

[Thulas]

Steve...sounds familiar. Oh, yes, the secret lover of Marina. Probably Titanic was jealous.

Why is this fluid so strangely red?

[Robot Nixon]

Maybe it is Kool-aid.

 

It's not Kool-aid, is it?

[Thulas]

In your dreams.

May I put you as a reference in one of the graves in Tevon?

[Robot Nixon]

Ok. 

 

Do I get the one that's just the open hole in the ground?

[Thulas]

No, that's a rabbitwhole.

Why you want it anyway?

[Robot Nixon]

I don't know.

 

Will the rabbit hole secretly be a portal to another horrible dimension?

[Thulas]

No, not yet.

Would be a meeting with Titanic horrible?

[Robot Nixon]

I was actually going to suggest that, but wasn't sure of the havoc that would unleash.

 

Meh, what's the worst that could happen?

[Thulas]

Probably milkshakes...

Are you also making one of them?

[Robot Nixon]

No.

 

Didn't Steve tell you someone died last time someone made a milkshake? 

[Thulas]

I know it myself, because I was the cause of the death.

Why don't you play with your...millshaker for a minute?

[Robot Nixon]

I think they passed a law here recently that made that punishable by indefinite imprisonment.

 

Why do I hear helicopters outside now?

 

 

[Thulas]

Because...damn!

Uhm...help? Please?