Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Robot Nixon]

Dealt with it. One of the many perks of being the future President of Earth for four terms.

 

I really want a beer right now, but why do I have none of the good stuff in my fridge? Why God, why?!

[Thulas]

Because you, unlike me, aren't in Germany.

But why do I preferre to drink other fluids then?

[HyperonicX]

Because like me, you dislike beer and prefer to drink the blood of your enemies! And occasionally a stawberry yoohoo. Or a sasparilla. Grenadine, straight from the can. Deeelicious. ...Oh occasionally I do enjoy a 'Sex on the Beach.' Or a pina colata. *singing* If you like pina colatas, hengh! Gettin' caught in the rain, hengh! And you're not in to yoga, engh! Grif just has half a brain, ungh.

 

Why don't teeth grow back!?

[Robot Nixon]

Because you have yet to evolve into a shark.

 

I wish we could evolve into sharks. Wait, this is the wrong thread for that isn't it?

[HyperonicX]

Yes, it is. It is the wrong topic. But I'll grant your wish... we are now human/shark hybrids, a subspecies of Silurian.

 

PUMPKIN!? WHY PUMPKIN!? PUMPKIN WHY!? WHY PUMPKIN!? PUMPKIN!? WHY!? PUMPKIN WHY!? WHY PUMPKIN!?

[Robot Nixon]

Because pumpkin.

 

Would you like to share what you're smoking with the rest of the class?

[HyperonicX]

NO!! IT'S MINE!!! MINE!!!

 

But why pumpkin? Pumpkin why?

[Robot Nixon]

Because you didn't make your offering to the Great Pumpkin.

 

Why didn't you make your offering to the Great Pumpkin?

[HyperonicX]

You mean the giant people-eating pumpkin that was killed by a giant turkey who also killed people? Yeah, not going to happen!

 

Why? Why pumpkin? Dungeon? Puzzles? Traps? Pumpkin? Why pumpkin? Why? Pumpkin why?

[Thulas]

Robot Nixon already answered that, dummy,

 

 

Why...banana?

[Robot Nixon]

Exactly.

 

Why... cucumber?

[Thulas]

Because the answer for that is as boring as the following question:

 

Why the heck is Steve still alive?

[Robot Nixon]

That isn't Steve, it's his identical twin brother Steve. Though I see how you might have gotten the two mixed up.

 

I'm bored, you want me to kill him?

[Thulas]

Sure.

 

May I assist?

[Robot Nixon]

Of course. 

 

Do you have a murder weapon of choice?

[Thulas]

Fangs/Mouth. I like to suck them to death.

 

Wasn't that obvious?

[Robot Nixon]

Yes it was.

 

Which one, the fangs or the sucking innuendo?

[Thulas]

Both. Depending on which personality shows.

 

Is a shizophreniac mind inside a Malkavian strange?

[Robot Nixon]

I thought that was a requirement.

 

Now would it be considered strange if a Malkavian wasn't schizophrenic?

[Thulas]

No, because being crazy doesn't imply automaticly that you are shizophreniac.

 

Do you want to hear the message that Marina has for you?

[Robot Nixon]

Ok.

 

What is this message for me?

[Thulas]

Tonight; bring the handcuffs, I've been a bad girl.

 

So...you are her new favourite master while she has her submissive phase? Why...?

[Robot Nixon]

Don't ask me.

 

When did I even get into that kind of stuff, especially with handcuffs?

[Thulas]

Probably the moment you saw Marina.

 

Wait, you never saw her, did you?

[Robot Nixon]

I don't know. 

 

Maybe?