Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Thulas]

You...you singed your own doom! And loots of milkshakes.

 

Mr. President, could you get some chains for me so that I can get rid of your...associate?

[Robot Nixon]

Easy enough.

 

I assume I saw her if it turns out I'm handcuffing her, yes? 

[Thulas]

Seems so, yes. But this lusty whispering of here...

 

Why you made her that horny?

[Robot Nixon]

I don't even know anymore.

 

How can I harness this latent power I seem to have so that I can use it when I can actually recollect what happened?

[Thulas]

Ha, power...you don't know what true power is!

 

If only I could remember which mind knew it; which one was it?

[Robot Nixon]

Maybe Titanic might know.

 

I should have thought of this at the first mention, but how much of a massive coincidence that I happen to have a character in Skyrim named Marina that shares the name of one of your minds who just happens to enjoy being submissive to me, as in me controlling her? This must be the key to the Da Vinci Code!

[Thulas]

No coincidence at all, since I made that happen. Don't ask me how.

 

But...how?

[Robot Nixon]

Could be voodoo magic.

 

Maybe that's why there's dancing, floating skulls singing Disney songs flying above my head?

[Thulas]

Adam! Nice, you found him. I missed him amlost as much as Mr.Snugglecat.

 

How much for his release? (Maybe Titanic cah help to pay.)

[Robot Nixon]

I'm not holding him hostage, he's just circling above my head singing songs.

 

Even if I was holding him hostage, Titanic would just make me not recall anything and next thing I know I wake up in a bathroom stall next to a gigantic guinea pig wouldn't I, making any sort of demands for payment pointless?

[Thulas]

Oh, no, Titanic wouldn't...ok, that's a lie, she definitely would.

 

How can you convince Adam to come back to me? And where is that guinea pig?

[Robot Nixon]

He said (sang rather) that he won't stop singing above my head. 

 

How the hell does one stop Disney musical numbers, by saying that all Disney movies suc- Oh wait, that did it.

[Thulas]

Don't answer your own questions.

 

Back to buisness. Why...is there a milkshake suddenly standing on that table?

[Robot Nixon]

More voodoo magic perhaps.

 

So you're about to get sung to by floating dancing milkshakes? 

[Thulas]

Seems so, but...

 

...could you use your power again? Come on, abuse your power, Mr.President.

[HyperonicX]

No, once a day is plenty.

 

I think I feel better now... do I seem better now? Hmm?

[Thulas]

No, you are still sick.

 

Cancer or Bieberfeaver?

[Ghost]

No, you are still sick.

 

Cancer or Bieberfeaver?

 

ehm What ??

 

In this case, cancer then.

 

Is it normal to think so often about sex with my gf ? Is it because I'm a lesbian ?

[Robot Nixon]

Yes, it's pretty normal.

 

How do you consider that a stupid question?

[Ghost]

Yes, it's pretty normal.

 

How do you consider that a stupid question?

 

*as

 

Because it never happened before..... or I don't know.... I don't know what I'm actually thinking.

 

I think it's because I'm very sleepy...

 

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

[Robot Nixon]

That's deep. Mind = blown. 

 

Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods, where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

 

 

[Ghost]

Can.... not..... think.... It's to late.

 

But ehm... Dead ? (The answer)

 

Why are Softballs hard ?

[Robot Nixon]

Because then they would just be balls. And "Balls" isn't a good name for a sport.

 

What's gonna catch up with me?

[Thulas]

Either the train or the psychopatic skill singing songs.

 

So, Adam hasn't driven you to click your off-button (aká robotic suicide)?

[Robot Nixon]

I tossed him out the window. 

 

Why do you think I could commit suicide by simply pressing my "off button" ?