Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Thulas]

Your fault, not mine. I had better things to do.

 

Have you farted another village to death?

[Robot Nixon]

I don't fart. I'm a robot.

 

I use a giant laser cannon, remember?

[Thulas]

Yes...no. Whatever. Not really in the mood to dwell in the nice memories. Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end.

 

Do you enjoy the agony and torment of others as much as I do?

[Sun Shang Xiang]

Only if it's sexual one.

 

Why? Do you enjoy it?

[Thulas]

Of course I do; seems you don't really know who you are talking to.

Just ignore her, she should become a nice little girl again in a rather short time.

 

Wanna play "kingdom" and get invaded?

[Robot Nixon]

Well of course he wouldn't know, he hasn't gotten the chance to get "familiar" with your methods (to both his benefit and his loss, simultaneously). And no, I don't wanna get invaded.

 

Anyone have a chicken I can turn into a sandwich?

[Thulas]

No, only this turkey.

 

Have you seen the turkish dog-cow?

[Robot Nixon]

Yes I have. Wasn't impressed. His Turkish was flimsy.

 

You'd think a Turkish dog-cow would, at the very least, would be able to competently speak Turkish, wouldn't you?

[Thulas]

No, not realy, because it has no tounge.

 

Does a turkish dog-cow taste like turkey?

[TheOtherGuy]

You'll have to ask Poseidon, he's swallowed a lot of Turks and their Turkish cow-dogs. To get there you'll have to drown yourself in the ocean where you'll meet a crab named Sebastian who'll escort you there.

 

What's that spot on your monitor screen?

[Thulas]

A mixture of blood and genital fluids (yes, both sexs). Don't ask me hot it got there though.

 

Just why is the reason so transcendent?

[Sun Shang Xiang]

Only because Shokatsu Ryo was able to understand it.

 

Do you disagree?

[Thulas]

Of course I do. And I won't even ask you you ment.

 

Is that rude?

[Sun Shang Xiang]

Only if you're worried to offend a man that is 1779 years dead.

 

Are you?

[Thulas]

No, I am not dead since 1779 years; not sure though if longer, or shorter.

 

Why are you so rude now?

[Cyril]

Had a dream where I lost my favorite pair of socks, woke up angry.

 

Should I scrub this disposable ramen bowl in the bath tub, or just wear it as a hat?

[Thulas]

Give it to me, I'll take care of it.

 

How it comes so many fresh meat shows up in the forum lately?

[Emily]

Because they attracted to emily's overhaul mod and skyrim sex mod.

 

Why man legs are hairy?

 

 

 

 

[Cyril]

So that we can ward off our predators, like tarantulas.

 

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

[formel]

They are Huginn and Muninn.

 

How many people must jump at the exakt same moment to throw earth out of orbit?

[Sun Shang Xiang]

None; we need a gargantuan lever sticking out of our planet, then we need to push a button, and bam! We are no longer in our orbit.

 

Why are you asking? Are you planning to do that?

[Thulas]

Do...yes, I want to do it. What a surprise, Titanic.

 

So kindergarden is over now, isn't it?

[Robot Nixon]

Seems like it.

 

They let 14 year olds into kindergarten now?

 

[Sun Shang Xiang]

If they act like children, yes, why not?

 

But who would want those in the kindergarten everyway?

[HyperonicX]

Well, I can think of a group of people... >_>

 

Where can I get more money without working or robbing a bank?