Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[HyperonicX]

Because a certain SOMEBODY blew up the road!

 

What is the capital of Australia?

[Thulas]

Doesn't matter, you ate it already.

 

May I have this banana which is a coconut?

[elalquimista]

Only after doing your homework

 

How many clowns does one need to fix a toilet?

[Thulas]

Depends on how many you want to flush down.

 

How many roads must a man walk down before he can call him a man?

[Robot Nixon]

He can't become a man, because the road was blown up thanks to that exploding chicken.

 

If 1+1 = 2, but the answer to everything is 42, then does that mean the world is ruled by Crab People and we just don't know it yet?

[Thulas]

The answer for "everything" is not an answer for every thing. Also, this banana proofs you wrong.

 

How many explosives does one need to eat before he becomes a space pirate?

[Emily]

No Need eat explosive charge. Cuz that's what a space jihad protester do. Not a Space pirates.

 

Why Child porn is not allowed?

[formel]

Only to tease the Belgians.

 

 

Why dose the most preople belive the world is spheric?

[Thulas]

Obviously because it is a cubus.

 

Am I allowed to go to the toilet?

[Robot Nixon]

The toilet broke, so it had to be shot out back.

 

 

Who really let the dogs out?

[Thulas]

Mrpaw did.

 

Are you my daddy?

[Emily]

No, Yo MaMa!

 

Why vampire drink blood?

[Thulas]

So that even heterosexual males are allowed to suck.

 

Why do donuts have to die?

[Robot Nixon]

Because race car.

 

What is love?

[Thulas]

I hurt you!

 

Why no more?

[Cheshire Cat]

Baby don't me! Don't hurt me! No more. Godammit thulas

 

Why are you such a genius Hyper?

[Thulas]

Because thanks, that's why.

 

Are dead people alive?

[Cheshire Cat]

They are on the outside.

 

Why can't I touch this?

[Thulas]

Because you have to stop, Hammertime.

 

Why "ninjad", and not "kuniochied"?

[Robot Nixon]

Because "pirated" was already taken.

 

Anybody have pancakes?

[Cheshire Cat]

Yeah come on over to my pancake house.

 

Why is the new Xbox a water cooler?

[Thulas]

Because even a kick in the ass is more interesting.

 

Why will I leave you to play piano (and eat cheese)?

[Cheshire Cat]

I don't play pianos, I break them!

 

Where can I get a sledge hammer?

[Thulas]

On youtube.

 

Women or...women?

[Cheshire Cat]

Womyn.

 

What's the name of his other leg?