Good News, Bad News

[formel]

Bad News:

[nonusnomeni]

good news they are interested only in robots

[The DarkSlayer]

Bad news: their favorite are cats

[nonusnomeni]

good news but only if they wear blue

[Robot Nixon]

Bad news: You fell into a bucket of blue paint that isn't coming out

[TheOtherGuy]

Good News: It saw you first.

[formel]

Bad News: Now your eyes are infested with worms

[Cyril]

Good news: The worms grant you super powers.

[HyperonicX]

Bad news: People are getting stupider every day...

[Robot Nixon]

Good news: There will eventually be less mouths to feed.

[The DarkSlayer]

Bad news; stupidity is infectious

[HyperonicX]

Good news: I'm catching up with my dad tomorrow!

[Endorse]

Bad News is that he is not your father, but yourself from the future.

[Robot Nixon]

Good news: More bonding time then.

[Emily]

Bad news: your other self embarassed you.

[Robot Nixon]

Good news: I killed him, so he can't embarrass me.

[formel]

Bad News: He only faked his death.

[HyperonicX]

Good news: I have returned from Raxacoricofallapatorius! And it's twin planet Clom!

[Robot Nixon]

Bad news: Ry'leh is far more interesting.

[HyperonicX]

Good news: Been there. Decent place, not my cup of tea. Mind you, I don't like tea. Got caught in an incident that involved massive corruption, murders and my execution. Luckily, using my intelligence and a team of Time Police, we managed to solve the problem, save the planet, move the mutants to a new planet, and then we partied.

[Robot Nixon]

Bad news: That was actually ʜɘl'yЯ you went to, the alternate universe equivalent. 

[Rias]

Good news: it doesn't change a thing.

[BellaRoseDraco]

bad news you lost your wallet

[Robot Nixon]

Good News: Gremlins didn't steal it

[formel]

Bad News: But they bought it from the original tief.