Good News, Bad News

[BellaRoseDraco]

good news: they left a paper trail

[Commander Drag Queen]

Bad News: Gremlins burned the paper trail.

[Robot Nixon]

Good news: They got caught in the fire and burned to death.

[Emily]

Bad news: emily blast them with water. The rest you know

[Robot Nixon]

Good news: Doesn't do anything since they're already dead.

[HyperonicX]

Bad news: WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Bt0lkpV_U

[Emily]

Good News: Tea price is dropping.

[BellaRoseDraco]

Bad news: Everything else is increased to offset

[Emily]

Good news: Election day is near!

[Robot Nixon]

Bad news: I'm not on the ballot. Yet. 

[BellaRoseDraco]

Good news everyone: you won't ever be on it

[Robot Nixon]

Bad news: I will be in approximately 987 years. Then in 4 years after that.

[formel]

Good News: The rust will be faster than that.

[nonusnomeni]

bad news but not fast enough...

[Cyril]

Good News: I just restocked the fridge with

[nonusnomeni]

bad news empty cans

[formel]

Good News: The cat is back!!! Oh we missed him profoundly

[Cyril]

Bad news: I've not met the cat before today and am unsure how I should conduct myself in his presence.

[formel]

Good News: I can tell you: Be always servile in his presence, follow his ordera and prais his name, simple see him and treat him as higher beeing and you will get on quite well with him.

[Robot Nixon]

Bad news: That's a lie. Just throw tomatoes and other various rotten fruits/rocks at him.

[nonusnomeni]

good news everything will get into garbage can calling himself robot president

[Emily]

Bad News: Presidential security sentries are activated. Resistance is futile.

[Robot Nixon]

Good news: Emily is most correct

[Emily]

Bad News: Emily was right.

 

THROW THE PULSE GRANADE~!!

[Robot Nixon]

Good news: I'm immune to EMPs, solar flares, nuclear blasts, electrical overloads and shockwaves.