Good News, Bad News

[MikeMetal]

Bad news: you're still not bullet proof.

[nonusnomeni]

good news that is true

[Robot Nixon]

Bad news (for you): I actually am.

[Cyril]

Good News?: The pulse grenades are really expensive, so they only have one.

[Robot Nixon]

Bad news: They just sold the last one.

[HyperonicX]

Good news: I have no need for grenades, rockets or any human explosive weapons! Mine are naturally grown and I can shoot them out of my claws!

[formel]

Bad News: But only once.

[deathparade]

Good news: You still have claws

[Emily]

BAD NEWS: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED~!!!

BAD NEWS: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED~!!!

BAD NEWS: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED~!!!

BAD NEWS: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED~!!!

BAD NEWS: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED~!!!

[deathparade]

Good news: muh fallout shelter

[Emily]

Bad News: Emily is your vault overseer. ALL HAIL THE OVERSEER.

[deathparade]

Good news: I had a secret escape tunnel installed and am now topside

[MikeMetal]

Bad News: You've stepped on a mine just outside. And now is ticking.... ticking... ticking... ticking... ticking... ticking...

[deathparade]

Good news: Atleast it said 'hello' to me

[MikeMetal]

Bad news: The mine's still a bitch and follows you.

[Guest Leonardo W]

good news, I entered the water, the gunpowder was wet, and mine failed

[MikeMetal]

bad news: water is plagued by piranhas.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Good news, the carrier has arrived!

[MikeMetal]

Bad news: Piranhas jumps on him too.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Good news everyone! We all going to die! Horribly... At least I won't get stabbed by Emily the deranged and strange person she is.

[MikeMetal]

Bad new everyone! I don't think Emily is here right now.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Good news everyone! Emily has lost her knife! Now, how can she make a sandwich for me?

[MikeMetal]

Bad news everyone! I haven't seen Emily in kitchen... yet.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Good news, there appear to be two insane and bored male on BBoF trying to rack-up post. 

[MikeMetal]

Bad news, only if the other knew better.