Corrupt A Wish

[AgendaDysphoria]

Granted, but it's imaginary.

 

I wish for the greatest sense of humour in the world!

[nonusnomeni]

granted everything is funny to you even that deathclaw behind you

 

i wish dirty woman

[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thBohH1dJrg

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, a human figurine made fully out of dirt.

 

Rasta wishes for cabbages and ketchup or mustard bottles to play bowling.

 

 

[Nightwish]

Granted, however you tear cabbages with your claws before going to hurl them.

 

I wish my pet cat to turn into a lion.

 

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I will train your cat. Just bring me about 2 tons of meat and 100kg of ganja.

Rasta wishes for a fast delivery of them.

[Nightwish]

Granted, lions are not to receive any package though unless being in cage at zoo.

 

I wish for potato pancakes..

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, for your safety they have to be tried by me first. All of them.

Rasta wishes for a good dessert now.

[Nightwish]

Granted, a delicious cake that is obviously a lie.

 

I wish for a cloudy night illuminated only by the moon.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the moon light is so powerful that it blinds anyone looking at it.

Rasta wishes for a bazooka to shoot up hyenas packs.

[Nightwish]

Granted, but you won't get missiles to use it as well.

 

I wish for boredom killer.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, here's a joint. It will kill boredom in no time.

Rasta wishes for a moving fridge that answers to calling.

[AgendaDysphoria]

Granted, there's no way to turn it on

[Nightwish]

Someone forgot to wish while dealing with a moving fridge. Granted nothing?

 

I wish for a bloody marry.

[AgendaDysphoria]

Granted, whichever bloody mary you were referring to, you get the other one

I wish to be less forgetful 

[nonusnomeni]

granted and you new nickname is dementia

 

i wish

 

 

[Nightwish]

Granted, but now you suffer from headaches with all the thinking.

I wish for a slightly bigger bust. ~_~

[Orote]

You obtain a slightly bigger bust, but suffer slightly marginal back problems as a result.

 

I wish I could sort out my problems in modding Oblivion.

[Thulas]

Granted, try the new BOPS: Better Oblivion Problem Sorter. Your problems will be sorted, but not be solved.

 

I wish for a cuddly bunny.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you will get his carcass. Rabbits are delicious!

 

Rasta wishes for an extra rabbit.

[Thulas]

Granted, but the extra one will have rabbies.

 

I wish to try ganja.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, bad ganja that gives you the worst feint possible.

 

Rasta wishes for crackers.

[Thulas]

Granted, your nuts get cracked.

 

I wish that the faint will be deadly.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, it also means you won't be able to post.

 

Rasta wishes the next person to reply will be you.

[Thulas]

Granted, but being alive doesn't mean that there is something in the empty hull.

 

I wish a combination of various narcotics.

[AgendaDysphoria]

Granted, but there's not enough to even see it.

 

I wish for a better computer!