Corrupt A Wish

[xthejester]

Granted you will swap your functional hands with xthejester.

 

 

I wish for an undead fraction in every video game.

 

Oh great. Now I got "gay" hands. I'm gonna end up jerking off so much more now.

 

((Increase your calm...it's a joke, not homophobia. I'm making the comment as a parody of the homophobic nonsense that fools might be apt to say in these situations.))

[formel]

Well at least you are busy now, that's something isn't it.
 
 

granted your toilette
 
i wish to pull water

 

Granted here is your tool

now get to work.
 
 
I wish for a whip to deliver some motivation to nonusnomeni.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. It is made from a bulls privates and you have to cut it yourself. Have fun!

 

I wish for a sequel of 'God bless America'

[mojodajojo]

Granted. It is made from a bulls privates and you have to cut it yourself. Have fun!

 

I wish for a sequel of 'God bless America'

 

Granted, but it's directed by and stars Bob Saget.

 

I wish George Harrison was still alive.

[formel]

Granted, but he will become a member of the backstreet boys.

 

 

I wish for the title of grand master.

[mojodajojo]

Granted. You are now grand master of septic tank cleaning.  Your only tool is a drinking straw. 

 

I wish I had my '70 SS Camaro from my high school days  back and in working order.

[xthejester]

Granted. But it just dropped through the roof of your house.

 

I wish it didn't snow until November 1st, or after April 1st where I live.

[formel]

Granted, you will now have consant rain between these two dates and to spice things up once in a while a hailstorm.

 

 

I wish for a pc port of dynasty warriors 8.

[mojodajojo]

Granted, but it's re-published by EA and each of the 82 characters in the game has to be unlocked for 9.99 u.s dollars.

 

I wish EA would support/fix the Sims 3 addons properly.  In particular World Adventures.

[theru]

Granted,but it only supports the thought of it.

i wish i lived in a warmer country with white beaches,palms and crystal blue water

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are live now in saudi arabia enjoy a land of womens rights 

 

i wish something sweet     

[ToxicKetchup]

Granted. You receive a bag of candy.

 

But... it's impossible to open.

 

I wish I was better at remembering things.

[Kaputzki]

Granted. Your memory of boring details and facts no one really cares about has improved by 1,000%! To balance this, your memory of any other thing has been reduced by 90%.

 

I wish had Nonusnomeni's monocle.

 

 

[mojodajojo]

Granted. But it just dropped through the roof of your house.

 

I wish it didn't snow until November 1st, or after April 1st where I live.

 

BTW, my roof is 10 inches of concrete, so I doubt that's realistic, but I'm no engineer.

 

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I wish had Nonusnomeni's monocle.

 

 

Granted:

 

You  have Nonusnomeni's monocle.  However, someone is holding your hands under water and screaming water to try to get you to understand from the vibrations, because you're deaf and blind.  Also you have a penis growing out of your forehead.

[Rasta the Lion]

Nothing wished - nothing granted. Take some weed, it can help with memory problems.

Rasta wishes to have less hairy armpits.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. In addition to lossing his pithair Rasta also looses his mane in the process.

 

I wish for better TV in my country.

[Anachromie]

Granted, but you don't have the good stuff to use it.

 

I wish for more free time, it's annoying...

[ToxicKetchup]

Granted. You'll have the free time you could ever want, but you'll never remember what you did during that free time.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Anachromie]

If I wasn't bored, it's ok! Granted but you will fall after that.

 

I wish I could go in the street with a friend the next week...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but don't forget your belongings. You're ousted from your house.


I wish it will be legal to shot to death an extremely stupid politicians. Spare us your idiocy, you imbecile!

[formel]

Granted but the killer has to take the position of the killed and can be killed legaly by everyone else. That will give one fucked up society.

 

 

I wish for everlasting anger.

 

 

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted 

http://www.nimbusdiscovery.com/assets/images/Monsanto-Logo2.gif

 

i wish fuckin EU fuckoff from our food tradition 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

So let me get this straight, you want European guys to stop dipping their penises into your food? Granted....

 

 

I wish for a mackerel, so I can cook it, sprinkled some spices, and beat my MP to death with it.

[formel]

Granted, but (and I assume now you mean with MP member of parlarment) you will meat him/her on equal terms also armed with a cooked and spiced mackerel in an arena which one of you can only leve if the opponent was slayen with said mackerel. If one dies another way nobody will leave. So get ready for one epic battle.

 

 

I wish to own the broadcasting rights for this fight.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! An unrestricted coverage of the bloody fight. Not sure if it allowed back in Germany.


I wish for a wish that wish me to wish a wish that wish.