Corrupt A Wish

[TiredGerman]

Granted. Your wish backfires and sends you into the midst of the macherel arena without your makerel. Good luck!

 

I wish that this spectacular event was broadcasted in my country.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. You can have all the right if you duke it out with the theoretical constructor and made out of it alive... and functioning... well.


I wish some bumble bees to sting that seriously hot arse. What?! She blocked my view on another gorgeously murdering hot arse and tits.

[MisterMoist]

Granted, but they also sting you afterward.

 

I wish to have the ability to do and enjoy any job that I so desire.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, because you enjoy doing any job desired job, you will get no compensation in return. Hapiness is not always bought with money.

 

Rasta wishes for the subway Metro rulership to understand he is not a threat to any people in there... as long as they keep their cameras off.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! Yes! This will do good! Better yet;


I wish I can maul the person who takes pictures and videos indiscriminately just to fill their gloating and bragging right at stranger which involved in eventful scene without so much to ask their permission. Maul to death! 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, and unfortunately the resist force squad will have a word with you. That is not the proper way to unleash your anger in public, subtletly has to be played.

 

Rasta wishes for any picture of him taken by other people to be displayed in black and white. Har har!

[MisterMoist]

Granted, but then Rasta will also appear black and white in reality as well...and start being hunted down by supernatural enthusiasts.

 

I wish I had the ability to become invisible and visible at my own will.

[Karin]

Granted,but its last only 3day and after you become invisible for forever.

 

I wish i was immortal.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, in your next life

 

i wish to be el presidente in real life

[Karin]

granted,but they will kill you after few day.

 

I wish too see future

[Cloe]

Granted, though none of that will be accurate when related to you.

 

I wish for an automatic vacuum cleaner who works by itself when dirt gathered around it.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it needs your soul to work.

 

I wish that Cloe becomes a ginger.

[elalquimista]

granted but your neverending spam will have to end to see it realized 

 

wish for a new and amazing sound in music

[Thulas]

Granted, it is your "Dawn of Deaf".

 

I wish to go back several minutes back into the past.

[elalquimista]

Granted! now your stuck eternally in a time loop between the moment I grant you this wish and the seven minutes before, that inevitably lead to it

 

wish for healthy tasty dinner

[Thulas]

Granted, but you never am able to express the wish because of the loop of time.

 

I wish to go back several minutes back into the past.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. We have an edit function if you so forgot about it.

I wish it's legal to run-over unlawful protesters. Those fucktards make me cancel my plans. All of it!

[nonusnomeni]

granted but i must be elected as dictator to do so

 

 

i wish all bugs dead

 

[Karin]

granted,but they become zombie.

 

I wish printer on money

[nonusnomeni]

granted

i will inform secret service you have one

 

 

i wish adequate reward for such good deed  

 

 

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you will be given as a lifetime companion to a grandma who wants to hug, pet, feed and keeping you near her all the time. Mind her poor eyesight though, specially when she's with the kitchen knife.

 

I wish for the best air conditioner. Damn heat.

[Nightwish]

Granted but it makes so much cold that the entire room gets into permafrost state.

I wish for a goldfish to grant me this wish.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. The Fish however wishes to eat you and turns you into a shrimp to eat.

 

I wish for some original mayan chocolate.

[Karin]

granted but chocolate is expired.

 

I wish Half Life 3 was released

[MisterMoist]

Granted, but it's a poor-quality flash game and leaves off on another cliffhanger.

 

I wish my setup for Oblivion didn't crash so often.