Corrupt A Wish

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted 

 

 

 

I wish more free time

[darkestblack77]

Granted.  Your free time will now be used for your meaningless and rather boring chores, jobs, and all other things your time is currently consumed with before you asked for more time. 

 

I wish I had a new sword. 

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted, a new BROKEN sword

 

 

i wish for a red mew

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted but will have to buy

 

I wish to go on Show Bon Jovi in my country (without tickets) 

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted, your now his guitar cleaner

 

 

i wish to be on a meatloaf tour

[Guest Leonardo W]

denied, will fatten

 

I wish, ice cream, tomato flavor

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted, but only one tub exists and your racing a determined landwhale

 

i wish to have bigger tits

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, take a lot of milk ... (if this urban legend is true)

 

I wish a weekend at the beach with beautiful girls playing volleyball and swinging breasts  

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted as long as i can come along

 

 

i wish to have a big breasted babysitter

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, provided that when it is off, I can take care of it here at home

 

I wish that this nanny has a sister tsundere

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted, but she dislikes your cooking

 

 

i wish to have my dragon back

[Guest Leonardo W]

yes, "rex, will play with  BellaRoseDraco"

 

I want more heat, hate cold

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted, a merrily burning fireplace

 

i wish for one of those trashy romance novels

[formel]

Granted here have Twilight.

 

 

I wish for more Latin in the day to day live

[nonusnomeni]

concessit

 

volo idem

 

[HyperonicX]

Banned for speaking in an incomprehensible dead language!

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Hmm... what should I say...

 

 

I wish people do realise which is which board to *cough spam *cough their nonsense though.

[nonusnomeni]

GRANTED

 

i wish for some nice cheese from...

[Guest Leonardo W]

analyzing the request, explain the "from ..."

 

I wish, the beach that I'm visiting on the weekend, do 105 º F 

[nonusnomeni]

granted, WOT???

 

i wish peoples start to use SI and not some old weird stuff...

 

 

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, I wish, the beach that I'm visiting on the weekend, do 40 º C (Celsius)    

 

I wish,  the world have a unique system of communication

[nonusnomeni]

granted, Latin language and SI will do fine

 

i wish my doc visit me now to see this empty bottle and this empty dishes, i bet she will fall unconscious...

[MikeMetal]

Granted but you'll fall unconscious first, before she arrives.

 

I wish for a leggy blonde.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, Paris Hilton?? serves for you?

 

 

I wish more anime and hentai with redheads

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted, you now are redheaded and part of a massive yuri hentai

 

 

i wish to be more powerful