Corrupt A Wish

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, get a tank and drive on the street

 

I wish to travel around europe

[elalquimista]

Granted, Shazam! I turn you into euro coin so you can travel through mercantile interaction

 

Wish for a manga or anime writer to do my bidding and write stories to my liking about things I like and choose

 

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted except you get the shittiest writers

 

 

i wish for chocolate

[MikeMetal]

Granted, here.. oh right I ate it already.

 

I wish for our world to quake underneath, and sink into the sea.

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted, but you all have to come live in my empire and do my bidding

 

 

i wish for world domination

[Guest Leonardo W]

denied, what would happen to the fish?

 

I wish to make heat in antartica

[MikeMetal]

Granted just get a job to a scientific station there.

 

I wish for another ice age.

[elalquimista]

Here

 

Want some mercury in a bottle

[Guest Leonardo W]

denied, I would not have a place to live

 

 

elalquimista ninja hahaha

 

I wish all women of the world are brunettes

[BellaRoseDraco]

denied, i love my redheaded ness

 

 

i wish for more lesbian porn

[elalquimista]

Me too. Granted

Oh... and you'll be participating in it...

 

I wish to be director of this production

 

[BellaRoseDraco]

denied! i'm too loli!

 

i wish to cookiefy you

[elalquimista]

Denied!

 

Want more memory on this PC...

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, ebay

 

I want a game of lesbian vampires

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted, but it's filled with poorly made mspaint images

 

 

i wish for more tf2

[MikeMetal]

Granted but no multiplayer.

 

I wish for more paganism in this world.

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted, but they all worship me

 

 

i wish for more wiccans

[elalquimista]

Granted but now they worship Blood Gods of old mythology (meaning me, among others)

 

Wish the other Ancients to stay asleep

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted. i get to be awake since i'm not ancient

 

i wish for a mentor

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted... whatever that is... or was. Spare me the invitation... I got flu... a real bad flu... that can mess people-up... honest! Aku dak muhong hang!

 

 

I wish this bloody expectorant work instantaneously!!!

[BellaRoseDraco]

denied

 

 

i wish for you to suffer more

[Guest Leonardo W]

denied, peace and love

 

I wish you a very pretty private nurse

[BellaRoseDraco]

granted!

 

 

i wish for a hunky male therapist

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, that's me

 

I wish more girls need therapy

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Unfortunately, the next girl contract a very ancient disease called herpes and leprosy. Wish you luck...

 

 

I wish time will advance for less than 3 weeks so it's near to my paycheck date...