Corrupt A Wish

[Emily]

granted, hungry saber cat.

emily wish 2014 aren‘t so gloomy.

[Thulas]

Granted, 2014 will be bloody boring.

 

I wish for a pick.

[Emily]

granted, emily wave the pickaxe over thulas head to mine the brain. THE BRAIN!

PERFECT! emily wish for brain pie.

[Thulas]

Can't be granted. At least not if you can undo necrosis.

 

I wish for a Zerg-apocalypse.

[Emily]

granted. but protos mothership appear and blast the planet surface.

emily wish to participate on hungers game.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you'll get the lead role in the stage cleaning management. You'll need this mop, some detergent, a towel, bug spray and 3 buckets full of water. Please don't forget to clean windows the hard, much dust has been settled on them over the years. Do this and you can be a star overnight !

 

I wish for cheaper internet.. I have basic needs I need to first take care of, damnit. ! ~~~

[Emily]

granted, the speed is 3.kb/sec.

emily wish fat women now slims.

[nonusnomeni]

granted fat woman slim slim emily fat

 

i wish enormous donations in hamburgers for emily

[Thulas]

Granted. But they will be Schitzel-hamburgers.

 

I wish for morning wood which tastes like chocolate.

[wayra]

granted, but insomnia

 

I wish I could be brave, without being jaded or apathetic.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you are whiney now.

 

I wish for...bananas?

[nonusnomeni]

granted i have no hart to take banana from poor little monkey 

 

i wish

http://namirnice.ba/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cupavci.jpg

[Thulas]

Granted, you'll get the fork.

 

I wish for something like following:

http://img.rule34.xxx//images/1389/7d2b7cd510c18298c07d0d8fdad9e66d830fc786.jpeg?1463742

[Emily]

Granted. You'll get the flesh light on the banner.

 

Emily wish for her android processes files faster!

[Thulas]

Granted, but it doesn't procedes to you, only to me.

 

I wish to know more what is PM.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://www.portalvaledoribeira.com.br/wp-content/uploads/logopm.jpg

 

i wish to cut nosy noses...

[Thulas]

Granted. Have fun cutting your own nose off.

 

I wish for a cauldron.

[SchnitzelzAreGood]

Granted, however this cauldron has holes all through it.

 

I wish for a bicycle

[Thulas]

Granted. But it doesn't got wheels.

 

I wish for less toasts and more waffles.

[SchnitzelzAreGood]

Granted, The toast is burnt and the waffles are cardboard.

 

I wish for a turtle

[Thulas]

Granted, but it will kill you for not having the name "Bowser".

 

I wish to corrupt less neonates.

[nonusnomeni]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: *ahem* granted

 

i wish some snack

[Thulas]

Granted, but you will have to share it with me.

 

I wish that I also share it with you.

[nonusnomeni]

what herpes nonono nope not granted

 

i wish you go to hospital

 

 

[Emily]

Granted, Emily will sent thugs.

 

Emily wish thulas has health insurance.