Three Word Story

[Content Consumer]

with some onions

[AlunaTheGod]

And pineapple creame

[Karmacode]

and catching wildfire

[Content Consumer]

only to be

[nonusnomeni]

burned to death 

[Content Consumer]

without any hope

[AlunaTheGod]

Of finding love

[Content Consumer]

when suddenly the

[Karmacode]

sun goes dark

[Content Consumer]

and the world

[Karmacode]

knew the truth

[Content Consumer]

of the ancient

[Jormungandr]

piles of bones

[AlunaTheGod]

Left by necromancers

[Content Consumer]

and fifteen goats

[Adam Jensen]

Sexy ninja nuns

[Content Consumer]

two turtle doves

[AlunaTheGod]

And one accountant

[LordJerle]

having hot sex

[Content Consumer]

with YOUR MOM

[LordJerle]

under a couch

[Content Consumer]

with dust bunnies

[LordJerle]

without a condom

[Content Consumer]

covered in soup

Wait... the people having sex didn't have a condom, or the dust bunnies didn't have a condom?

[shirow]

with alphabet letters