The Banning Game - II

[Foulmouth]

Banned because that sweet troll told me she was 18 godamnit !

[Alma Nox]

Banned for believing she was 18. You should know by now, they all lie about their age.

[AethyrMipe]

Banned for not quoting House ("Everybody Lies")

[Vice ✦]

Banned because it's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.

[Foulmouth]

Banned for telling the truth about lies, and for lying about the truth.

[Guerilla]

Banned for attempt at creating truthlieception

[Alma Nox]

Banned for using a word that doesn't exist.

[nonusnomeni]

BANNNNED

cuz if it is written exist

[AethyrMipe]

Banned, because your grammar confused me 

[Alma Nox]

Banned, because you forgot to add a dot, at end of your sentence.

[testsubject013]

banned for not calling a period a period.

[Foulmouth]

Banned for not capitalising the B in Banned.

[Alma Nox]

Banned because I just got a boner.

[AethyrMipe]

Banned because you killed my boner.

[Foulmouth]

Banned for being obscene on this pure and proper forum.

[AethyrMipe]

Banned for saying lies.

[Alma Nox]

Banned for speaking the truth.

 

Wait, I just got this deja vu. Haven't we cycled the truth vs lie already? 

 

[AethyrMipe]

Banned for mentioning the truth.

 

I'm pretty sure that somewhere in those 400+ pages, someone mentioned it

 

[Foulmouth]

Banned for having a short memory

 

 

[Vice ✦]

Banned for not pointing out that both lions and eagles are very much capable of eating a cat.

 

(Edit:)

Banned for posting before me.

[nonusnomeni]

maligne spiritus 

BANNNNNNED

[espguy]

Banned for picking the maligne spirit

[nonusnomeni]

BANNNNED

into pickle jar

[Vice ✦]

Super banned into a pickle jar.

[Foulmouth]

Banned for animal abuse (and for a funny picture)