Good News, Bad News - II

[Emily]

凶讯, ... just read tomorrow news paper headline.

[MikeMetal]

Good news,

 

Death of mosquitoes !

 

It appears a strange girl from LoversLab pressed a big black skull button that released a toxic gas affecting all the mosquitoes worldwide. Mosquitoes bodies can be seen laying on the ground almost everywhere and it looks like we are finally free of those sucking fuckers. Horay !!!

 

 

[Emily]

凶讯, The mosquito adapts the insecticide. No Get off Emily! Nu! Help! NUUUUuuuUUhhhhhh~!!!!!!!!

[Thulas]

Good News: Your help is a shining armor which fits perfectly to your body, like a second skin.

[Emily]

凶讯, It act like chastity on every limbs.

[Thulas]

Good News: You now are prepared for a rapist zombie-apocalypse!

[Emily]

凶讯, No zombie apocalpse on china. Chairman Mao protect our brain from liberal zombies.

[MikeMetal]

Bad news, they are rapists, so the brain is the least of their intention.

[Emily]

Ei,mike buddy, 凶讯 means bad news.

 

Good news, Thulas give emily iron skin armor from head to toe to endure the onslaught.

[Thulas]

Bad News: No breathing holes.

[MikeMetal]

I know, now I get to post bad news

 

Bad news, you aren't trained in wearing it.

[Thulas]

Good News, you got ninja'd.

Wait, is that good?

[Emily]

凶讯, Emily anticipated that.

[MikeMetal]

Good news, we all get an extra second to our lifespawn.

[Emily]

凶讯, Emily corpse camping on ye & Thulas Camping on ye spawn point. We even put the goddamn sentry guns when AFK.

[MikeMetal]

Good news, I don't play shooters anymore.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Enemy Juggernaut incoming.

[MikeMetal]

Good news, I kinda derailed this thread

[Emily]

凶讯, Emily always on the badnews.

[MikeMetal]

Good news, no bad news with that

[Emily]

凶讯, ARE bad news.

 

 

Now pardon emily, she need to pawn some russian.

*emily logs out. zzz

[formel]

Good News: The next news will be bad.

[Emily]

凶讯, indeed. ;-)

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, price of ganja per gram is reduced by approximately 23% percent.

[formel]

Bad News: More people will use it to disable their brain, instead of starting to think for real.