Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[MikeMetal]

I for one love her hissing and purring. Adorable.

 

How to prevent human overpopulation ? Without bloodshed.

[Thulas]

Damn, I'd love to kill some puppies...so...forced castrations.

 

Are you avoiding the other threads because of the smell of weed?

 

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Oh...

 

Is master annoyed by weed smell ?

[MikeMetal]

Not really, as long as it's not in excess.

 

Die with honor or dignity ?

[Thulas]

Die with a chickenbreast in your hand!

 

Did you ment me...?

Nope.

[MikeMetal]

Dignity and her don't really match.

 

Should money be spend right away or keep for important events?

[Thulas]

Money should be given to me.

 

Why is medicine so bitter?

[MikeMetal]

It is supposed to be that way, otherwise kids will mistake them as sweets.

 

But would that really be a bad idea?

[Thulas]

Yes, because they would make the flesh of those children bad and not eatable.

 

You...eat children, don't you?

[MikeMetal]

Nah, they aren't worth forcing my jaw. Beside, they taste minor.

 

And now, the most important question in the history of mankind ....*drumming*.... where can you get free beers ?

 

 

[Sun Shang Xiang]

Q/A: At the brewery?

[Thulas]

Nowhere!

 

Why not free planes?

[MikeMetal]

Because there's no point having planes when you got beer.

 

Will a kangaroo make a good house guardian?

[Rasta the Lion]

Yes, but nowhere near as good as a lion, master.

 

Is there anything worth living for?

[MikeMetal]

...debauchery, drinking, metal. Those are for me.

 

I trust the lion is having fun ?

[Rasta the Lion]

Yes, somewhat. Bloody fun, I guess...

 

Why aren't you joining us, master ?

[MikeMetal]

I don't feel like to.

 

Would lawyers go to hell for defending murderers ?

[Sun Shang Xiang]

I tend not to think about it, because then my head would hurt.

 

Why would you want to know? Are YOU a lawyer?

[MikeMetal]

No, I'm an atheist.

 

Would it better to eat after or before a drink ?

[Rasta the Lion]

Before drinking, of course. Keeps the stomach more healthy.

 

How would the world be without humans ?

[BellaRoseDraco]

primal

 

 

 

but you would love that wouldn't you?

[formel]

Most likely yes.

 

 

So what is the plan?

[MikeMetal]

The plain is to eradicate the soberness out of every man in this world.

 

When we start ?

[Thulas]

Yesterday, we shall start yesterday!

 

What is this?

[Cloe]

A question, most likely.

 

Why is the sky blue ?