Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[nonusnomeni]

half of the world look good half bad chose

 

single or automatic ?

[UberWanderer]

Automatic cause i like cars that go vroom vroom not single cars tht make me feel lonely 

 

apple sauce or apple sauce?

[nonusnomeni]

calvados

 

is a any way to make hamburger to not taste as car tire?

[Rasta the Lion]

Use beef meat. Tastes like... cherry.

 

What's over the hills and far away ?

[elalquimista]

A ganja plantation

 

Pizza anyone?

[Rasta the Lion]

Burgers ! Beef burgers !

 

Can I haz burger ?

[nonusnomeni]

nope junk

 

can i make world stop spinning?

 

 

[formel]

Yes by inflating the moon by shooting fast food burgers at it.

 

 

 

With what can this burgers be substituted? Otherewise a famine in the USA could be possible.

 

 

[Emily]

American should be vegan. No bacon no beef. Namo amitofu.

Why penis can‘t be errected without pussy in vicinities ??

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Depends on whether your artistic skill allowed it. I mean, you talking about erecting a penis sculpture right?

 

 

To eat or not to eat. That be the question.

[nonusnomeni]

simple answer you will be eaten one day

 

why uman carcas smell so bad ?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Says the cat who happily rummaging through a bin searching for a scraps for a dinner day by day...

 

 

I see a car! I see a plane! I see a women! But why can't I see in ultra-violets?

[nonusnomeni]

i can see violets

 

why all drunkards have red eyes ?

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

They try to woo the ladies who just happened is either hooked-up to someone, married, or just royally pissed off at you. Try the hooligan bar next time. You won't get red eyes, you only got reds or known locally as bloods all over your shirt for trash-talking Manchester United recent performance. 

 

 

Why owh why owh why oh you Manchester United? 

[Baconsama]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE,bunch of suckers!Donate now to the church of Sheggy!!!

 

Should there be more mods about sheogorath and other daedric princes?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Aye! It should. But he is gone back to the Highlands to play the piper. No body plays like him.

 

 

Me scrubbing the planks all night~ Without a rum at me sides~ Got no wench to laid about~ What in God name I'm blabbing at?

[MikeMetal]

Interesting.. please, feel free to share us more. I'm willing to bet there's a lot of things you are currently keeping for yourself, and who knows how much your thoughts may gain our favoritism.. or our baseball bats.

 

Har har, why we have to be happy we start another day.. at the damn 5 o'clock in the morning !?

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

*Gasping! You don't say! Saddle-up and toil the land you sleepyhead! Clean the barn and the orchard as well! I just be here on my favourite chair, puffing smoke while listening to Sarah Brightman and Elaine Paige.

 

 

How to unwind time? Or better to kill reality so my dream can be realise?

[MikeMetal]

Killing reality you say. Hmm... I might recommend some of finest weed here on LoversLab to achieve your goal. Ask the lion when he's around, surely he can provide your necesities. But I take no blame for the side consequences of your actions done while under euphoria effect.

 

It is possible learn from the past and give to the future ?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I reckon we all cover it in our school days. History and report card day. I despise those day!

 

 

So human blood is red, chlorophyll is green, beta carotene is orange, horseshoe crab got blue blood. Then what colour is bad blood?

[MikeMetal]

Colorado Pikes Peak, silly ! You should be aware how those look like and the similarity with bad blood.

 

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, but he never wears any pants?

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

What the ef! Who the ef is Donald Duck! I only know foie gras! A duck put on a trousers? What a ef-ing silly ideas. Where is that came from anyway?

 

 

Why the ef EA butchered Red Alert 3 and CnC series? The answer will come right back after this commercials!

[MikeMetal]

But...  I wanted to answer that myself !!! I demand justice, off with anyone's head who will dare put a single commercial during my moments of knowledge !

 

Why does a circle have no sides ?

[Rasta the Lion]

Because that's how the wheel was made, no edges or Fred Flintstone's car won't work.

Why can't frogs stop ribbit all the time ?

[nonusnomeni]

because of to much ganja

 

once i was stoned, got stone in the head, is that make me junkie?